<Snipped quote by Techspert>
*give you an energy reader*
Thats my last one i can give out, these things are expensive.
*looks around, when suddenly, a laser beam fires just inches away from my face*
Woah!
*draws a pistol from my side and fires in the general direction it came from, hitting nothing*
*Looks that way*
You don't need to give me one. I have one at home.