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I'm sure you'll be safe here! I hope you'll be a great addition to our team.

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Oh, the brain, so complex and inscrutable!


*Nods*
As do I, for as long as I am able to stay.
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Oh right! Misty was pretty crazy, wasn't she? But, seeing your performance just now, I'm sure you did fine.

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Oh, that's what you mean! Yeah, that happens. Some objects are only what they are when they're all together!


It is not a match I would like to face again.
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alas
pain ends


Life is forever.

*Audience applause and howling laughter*
So I went to Lake Havasu with my youth group for a retreat. The theme was spiritual maturity and we studied the choices, attitudes, and changes involved on becoming spiritually mature and progressing in our walk with God.

We loaded up on boats each day and did watersports--I only did rafting, but it was really fun. I'd hold on no matter how bumpy the rides got and on two rides I held on through four 360s--full flips--without falling off. It was awesome, but in the process of leaning using my whole body I skinned my elbows bad. it was great anyway though

As interns we led group discussions. All the youth were really open and willing to make changes and grow. It was a successful, enjoyable, and faith-building retreat.


Glad to hear it, except for your grievous injuries.
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Shinji:
*reappears, giving you a piece of paper with a number written on it*

If you need to get a hold of me, do it from this number.

*dissapears again*


Tttthhanks.
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*the bot and armor dissipate*

Shinji: whew. Thanks.
*looks around*

I wonder what he meant by that statement....

*my phone buzzes and I pick it up, checking a text*

... uh oh. Not good.

*puts my phone up*

I've got to go. Duty calls.

*dissapears*


And there go my expectations.
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*the moment you do, my visage slightly distorts, then returns back to normal*

Shinji: Allistaire, you are under arrest for your heinous crime against the EDB. You costed roughly 65 lives, and according to EDB law, you will be taken to court, where the Council will decide your fate. What of you say in your defense?

- ....heheheheh... you thought that was me? Ha, I wish.

Shinji: hmm?

- I had no involvement with that. There is no evidence that I was even there. You dont even know who I am, do you?

Shinji: well, one way to find out.

*removes his helmet only to find a robotic head, with an led screen as a face, with a 3 second countdown*

Fuck, It's a bomb!


Calm.
*Holds out my hands, disabling all mechanisms in the bomb*
At least he usurped my expectations.
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*An energy shield forms in my hand, absorbing the energy. The cannon stops the moment you reflect it af me, and deconstructs into nothingness*

Now you're just being annoying.

Shinji: *appears behind Allistaire, and slices at his joints with my dimension cutter*

- ...Damnit..
*falls to one knee*


*The ground rises up and locks over your knees*
And the great teleport and escape in three... two...
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*it doesnt appear to do anything*

*sighs*

Why are all of you so boring? At least make an attempt to hurt me. This isnt fun at all.

*holds my hand out, and a giant cannon forms in front of me, firing a continuous blast of concentrated energy at you*


*Smiles*
Very well.
*The energy warps around me in a spiraling sphere, and then shoots back at you several times larger*
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Waow. You are a work as well? When did we all become adults? :(


Being an adult is lame. I miss 17.

Oh, and not the android. He's cool.
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