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2 days ago
Current A scantron exam, but the answer is always C. Just C. Always C. Not a single A, B, D, or E. All answers are C. The statistical improbability is diabolical!
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4 days ago
By default the Jimmy Buffet Bard is on a quest for a Salt Shaker after losing it after a black-out night of booze, sponge cake, carousing, and women with his only hint tattooed on his chest...
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5 days ago
I'm not a doctor but I do play one in RP. Got an itch to scratch? Try Hyrdocortisone 1% with aloe, vitamin E, and medicated Zinc oxide plus calamine cream..
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12 days ago
Where else would you keep a diamond-powered tactical ASSAULT super suit?
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12 days ago
Arnold Schwarzenegger stores his Mr. Freeze power suit in a salt mine so youll never catch him asking: "Honey, where is my super suit?"
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@RomanAria

But Aria... You're so Innocent!
This is not a story for kiddos!
I mean it's dark, and twisted.
Nuanced with gentle allusions.
Nodding at horrific undertones.
You will never see it until the end.
And then it'll be too late by then.
The truth bites down hard on those blind to see.
And I care to share a bit of my madness with the rest of the world.

Yes, it'll have some tongue-in-cheek commentary of course.
It wouldn't be my writing if it was devoid of any winks at the real world.
And I think I'm about halfway done with it so far...
@UmbreonRogue

Actually you can make gold from lead.
You can in theory, via high energy electron bombardment, change the protons without a nucleus of led into neutrons by inducing electron capture. Displacing your electron configurations and all, I'd imagine it is very possible to create a very unstable isotope of the next few element down from lead. Which you'd have to reduce by neutron emission/fission. And keep repeating the process until you are left with gold.
@Bishop

Bob Handwaves the Problem away.

@Buddha
You seem to have a picture of O-Sensei now.
Oh dear.
My twisted mind just came up with a horrific short story for this theme.
An idea that only a sick psychopathic serial killer would probably conceive of...

Should I start worrying about my mental health?
Or should you all start worrying about your physical health when I'm around?
Dun dun duuun!

But no really it's a clever idea and possibly good story telling but the end result is just...
Morbid.
@Lady Amalthea

Edited. I don't think anything changed much.
Now in lieu of interrupting the story and Femnal with an inquiry, Thomas is just thinking aloud.

*Disclaimer for any awkward typos and lack of grammar.
** Romanes Eunt Domus?

EDIT:

Oh and Happy Birthday Sigil.
@Lady Amalthea

Oh that was a supposed to be RETCON.
I'm sorry I'm finding it difficult to use my words right now.

The time edit and the rework of his meditation vs sleep.
And I just misspelled Meditation as Medication in my first attempt :I
I'm not in a state to write >_<
@Lady Amalthea

Oh dear.
Um. I just sent you something before reading your post.
Uhm, please disregard it >_<

Uh I guess the double recon will work if allowed.
Assume you know... You'll be fine with... Y'know.
Agreed on all points. Um... Hrm.
@Lady Amalthea

That's a fair point. I had thought NPCs were static and had some sort of literary device of plot armor round them.
I'd didn't fully expect Femnal to know where Ntaj is per say, could have overhead something. Or just simply state he doesn't know/give a damn and leave Thomas to his meal.

With respect to editing the time down, the character isn't designed that way, so he'd be even more useless with one spell.
@Lady Amalthea

Even with an NPC?
Alright, well then, Um I'm out of ideas since we haven't corrected the time gap.
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