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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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@The Irish Tree the world's fish population says otherwise


FISH ARE EVIL! WHY DOES NO ONE BELIEVE BELVAST?

THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OF GALBAR!
<Snipped quote by Scarifar>

The bad guys are evil, the self-appointed good guys are evil, and not to toot my own horn, but the fragile flaxen-haired androgynous pretty boy is the figurehead of 'good', currently.


tfw Belvast is not the goodest boy

Maisy at the moment
Maisy, in the time between reporting her results and the midnight espionage tour, had decided that it was about time to tune her deck up a bit. Because, after all, you couldn't just waltz in on a bunch of burly duelinquents without a few tricks up your sleeve. And what better trick than a new deck, one that Maisy was preeeeeetty sure was her style. She'd mostly stalked or looked up a bunch of people who used Dark World cards, compiled the data, ran a few numbers, average win/loss ratios...math was easy, but man was it awkward when she had to explain why she was taking pictures of pictures on a computer...with a camera. Blurred to hell, they still proved kinda useful. That smudge looked like Sangan if you kinda...squinted and looked at it from a certain angle with the sun at high noon over the desert. Not really.

Having literally no experience with her brand new deck, she of course figured the best way to try it out, was either in case crap went out the window on this stakeout and she had to duel a dark dorm student...or wait until tomorrow to find Vincent and ask him if it was good. He gave her the idea after all, with that Goldd. Hand discarding was her thing, so maybe his deck'd work? Hopefully?

Dressed in her wind dorm uniform, albeit wearing a ridiculously sketchy combo on her face with a pair of sunglasses, and a dust mask covering her mouth. She...kinda assumed everyone else would be wearing disguises for this too, and acted completely naturally throughout the briefing, as if there wasn't a huge problem with her not being able to see in the dark. Or breath too good. Or look even remotely disguised. Regardless, Maisy kept her pride (and stupid disguise) intact and followed Megan and Leander, mostly because she recognized Nathaniel with the total blinding darkness going on, and followed along, miraculously not falling on her ass as she bumped into everything.

"Foolproof." she thought as she walked along, before having somehow gotten completely turned around, bumping right into Amelia. "OH NO, MY FOOLPROOF PLAN!" she screamed in her mind before very calmly and very blindly taking a step back. "L-Listen, this is just the uh...meeting of the Midnight Poet's Society. Yeah...we're uh...writing haikus.
Discard one hand card
Fabled Cat Sith activates
Your card is destroyed..."

All while saying this, Maisy had her hands up in the air, while she silently nods to herself. "Foolproof. Ohmigoshpleasedon'tnoticepleasepleasepleasepleaseI'mtooyoungtogetdestroyed."
I'm gonna see if I can make a post either today or tomorrow. Been swamped with school stuff. Oh yeah, before I forget...

Before the time-skip on ahead, Maisy is gonna buy the Gates of the Underworld Structure Deck with that sweet sweet first time 33% off
-40 points
And two copies of Fabled Raven

-7 points
If that's cool.
@Vec What are you trying to do? Dilute his eyes so much that they become portals to the gap?

Actually, that sounds a lot more horrible now that I've said it.


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<Snipped quote by The Irish Tree>



<Snipped quote by The Irish Tree>

Perhaps you misheard my boss.

All

The fish.

You could eat.


STOP TEMPTING HIIIIIM!
<Snipped quote by The Irish Tree>

What if Belvast comes to Xerxes and works for Sin as his signature pet cat that he caresses when he's monologueing. He'll get all the fish he can eat.



No. You ever tried to domesticate a demigod? Let alone the ONLY demigod to have a confirmed butthole that he poops out of?
@The Irish Tree
Is he the Alaskan Bullworm? 0-0


No. He's actually entirely bald.
It makes him stronger...
<Snipped quote by Double Capybara>

The edgy Demi-gods are the cool ones. Not sure where we would be at without them.


Good thing I'm planning to introduce my new oc, Velbast.
He's like Belvast, but stronger. And pink.

don't fucking steal him kevin
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