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1 yr ago
Current When it is time to write, I want to worldbuild. When it is time to worldbuild, I want to collab. When it is time to collab, I want to write. This is the cycle. These are the rules.
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1 yr ago
Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes.
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2 yrs ago
Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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3 yrs ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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3 yrs ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 12 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to worldbuild with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

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Expect the update to come alongside the big tech overhaul I'm doing now that I realise other people have made better computers than the guys that are supposed to be good at computers.


>waits for update
>immediately improves my tech to be just slightly better
>PMS EVERYONE TO DO THE SAME
@ClocktowerEchos
Probably a good idea. I was kind of hoping to be able to avoid dictating population levels, but the debate seems like it's starting to disrupt things, so:

500 Million: Small
1 Billion: Average
2 Billion: Large
3 Bil+:Massive

I'll accept smaller in cases where there is a limiting factor to population growth (like Datadogie's society living on space stations), or in cases where there is a good reason to let it be higher. But in general, I'm now going to ask that everyone center their populations around 500 million to 3 billion.




In lighter news: we seem to have a good crowd here now, so I will be launching the RP officially in between 24-48 hours. Anyone who has not completed their CS does not need to be worried; if you're late posting, we'll only say your Gateway opened a little bit later.

Tagging everyone so we're all on the same page:
@Irredeemable@Sigma
@Timemaster@datadogie@MetalWeight@GreyGoblin
@rezay
@Raylah@Aleranicus@an abomunist
@Irredeemable
Yeah, you can make a Discord server.

Honestly, the population discussion is unnecessary. Population growth is hard to figure- I really only included that field for the sake of realism, and so that we could see which nations are bigger/smaller than others.

But like, from 1700 to 2000, the U.S. went from about 250k to 250 million people. That's three centuries, just like our colonies, and they didn't get anywhere near the billions.

Plus, for most of that time America was a prosperous place with a ton of immigration; we're completely isolated and on hostile worlds. I'm not even sure most of our populations are physically possible without women giving birth to litters instead of children. 300 years is still only a handful of generations. I'm just trying to roll with so as not to put anyone out.
I feel like this RP needs a "Warning: Pops May Vary" disclaimer

Don't stress it too much, @rezay. 1 Billion seems to be about our average. One guy has 6 billion (with his people being genetically modified) and datadogie is our smallest at 250 mil. I'll accept pretty much any amount that seems to work for your empire.
@rezay
Cool to see you! We jumped over the the official OCC a few days ago: roleplayerguild.com/topics/185726-thr…

You can join the conversation and post any updates to you sip there
@ClocktowerEchos
Accepted!

You know, I'm kinda surprised you got me rooting for actual vampires with that History
ACTIVE NATION:


ARCHIVED:
@ClocktowerEchos
So, small issue.



@datadogie
Accepted! I've honestly always loved the idea of living in space, as much as it would probably be a nightmare in reality.




And at that, my dudes, my NS is completed too. Well, minus the fact that I still have to make a flag, but by my authority as GM I order you all to ignore that.

@MetalWeight
Super Approved. You can drop them in the Character tab whenever.

@Irredeemable
Approved, especially the theme song. I wonder if it'd be possible for a hostile power to "hack" the artificial parts of Zetan brains, or if the programming is too arcane.

@GreyGoblin
I see that your population has been updated! With that in mind, you're approved. You can go over to that post you accidentally made in the Char tab and just copy/past your Colony into it. (Reduce, reuse, recycle)

@Timemaster@ClocktowerEchos
And three approvals is the most my poor non-augmented brain can handle doing at once, so I'll check y'all's out after work
@MetalWeight
It's 4 AM where I'm at, but I'll be able to review your NS tomorrow evening.
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