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… Huh.


Look, I just really hate zombies.
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I dunno, there’s just a better way to deal with them than just scorched earth unless literally everything is just totally lost anyway.


I don’t want to leave even the smallest chance that they come back. Too risky.

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Yes, zombies. The big bad boss we were dealing with had an undead necronomimon-mon dude.


Why was I there? I would have never agreed to that.
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Well, not to the living people anyway.


Zombies are a fate worse than death. Who wouldn't pick a quick end over that?
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The whole thing? That’s a bit extreme.


Trust me, it's merciful.
*Shakes my head*
Vile creatures.
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I’m sorry! Just, isn’t it usually considered a courtesy to, eh… Eliminate people who are zombified rather than let them continue like that? If they can’t be cured anyway.


Beyond courtesy, if you ask me, if you run into a zombie you're obligated to burn the planet to the ground.
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Wait, so what if there’s a zombified you running around out there?


I can't exaggerate how awful those words are in that order.
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They don’t like, reform themselves over time or anything? Even memoryless?


*Shakes my head*
They're just dead. I can make more, but that's all.

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Yes, I saw you die, you wouldn’t have been able to survive that.


But really for real to zombies?
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But you make it sound like one of them just straight up died


If I've met someone and lost all memory of it, it probably did. When one of my fragments doesn't come back, I can't add their memories back to myself.
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That’s handy.

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Ah. You’re a, um, a dude who splits into multiple? I know a couple guys like that.


Right, I might have forgotten to mention that. It has its days.
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Could be better. Especially with some food.

*chuckles*
Thank you. I’m done having my fun.


Wait, were you kidding?
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