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The whole “ambiguous entity with some sort of nondescript hold over your life that you can’t really see or talk to directly but isn’t truly ever physically present at all and whose relationship with you can only be described effectively in metaphors” thing sounds to me like it has potentially religious undertones, man. But that’s fine.


What do you mean, it's just some dude who thought he could waltz in here and convince my writers to put him in the comic and then the next thing you know it's all "Surprise! Someone else can use your powers now since he's a main character just like you and we gave him all the same abilities because wow we don't know good writing if it bit us in the rear and—"
*Leans back into a massive inhale*
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Do you worship him?


Heyo, what?
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*yells as bits of tears well up in my eyes and I close them tight, pushing with all the might I can muster*


Wa—WOAH!
*Flips over completely as the table shatters under the force, the metal legs crumpling beneath my limp body, and the crowd goes wild*
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*is visibly worried and scared of everything around her*


Just push as hard as you can!
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Wait wait wait who are you talking about???


*A crowd echoes my words behind me*
It's time for the! Final! Showdoooooooooooown!!!
*Laser projections beam wildly in different directions, casting large circles of light around us*
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I don’t know if I want to!!


It's just visual flair! Look, the audience paid for the whole seat, but we wanna make sure they only need the eeeeeeedge!
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What’s going on?!?! Does this happen all the time??


No, but yes! Just focus!
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*looks scared*
Wha-uuugh!!


Come on, you're stronger'n that!
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*my head shakes as I get visibly dizzy, my eyes looking left and right really fast*
Uuuooogh…


More!!
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I’m kinda picking it up now. The terminology is a little wack though.


Y'know, this is the kind of situation a villain monologue would be real helpful in!
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