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8 days ago
Gotta go buy more soda, BRB
12 days ago
Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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3 mos ago
All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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4 mos ago
Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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4 mos ago
I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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Bio

  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
  • If you've never roleplayed with me earlier or never spoken to me through a topic before, please don't send me PMs.

Most Recent Posts

So many angry characters... Murderous man-hating Doll, Schizophrenic Bipolar Doppelganger, Grumpy and sadistic Shadow-man, Secretly Murderous Void-spawn, Conniving and scheming Homunculus pharmacist and a Vengeful Slime chef... The Chateau's gonna end up implding at this rate... xD

Our only hope now is the unsung hero who unites us all! ... Zouyu, save the day!
@Guess Who

Well then. Looks like Salem's gonna be bored out of their skulls, watching "Rat Drone Footage Compilation 2020" for the next two weeks.

Joking aside, I think an actual sample might still be useful for the 3D-ness of it, even if Kath's drawings are photographic in quality.


Why don't you just admit that Salem has an uncontrollable hatred for small rodents and wants to commit vermincide? Such a terrifying child~! D:
... why would they gossip about the WORST EVENT they've suffered so far, since transferring to the New World?


Isn't that usually what people gossip about? Things that are bad and annoying them? People who did stupid or mean things to you? I mean, as far as the mimics are concerned, the whole thing was essnetially Kath's fault, even if it was unintentional, so it seems natural that blame should fall on her from their point of view. Of course, Graft is also to blame - in their eyes - but that much was obvious.

Something along the lines of:

Toaster Mimic: "Can you believe what that witch did?"
Mailbox Mimic: "I know right! She ruined errything!"
Toaster Mimic: "Bringing that man into the Queen's domain! And revealing the Heirs!"
Phonebooth Mimic: "Darn-low despicable it is! Coming here and insulting the Queen for borrowing her books, then stabbing us in the back!"
Mailbox Mimic: "Dragstabber!"
Toaster & Phonebooth Mimic: "Dragstabber!"

Something like that?
Rodias so smrtz! Telling the resident hermit about his plans, knowing full well she doesn't know the slightest bit about anything going on outside her little room... Such a clever boy~

Poor Kath, she is now the center of gossiping Chateau-folk all over the Chapters! ... Except Graft's Guards don't really gossip, or talk... And Ashara's priestesses are too respectful to bad-mouth Kath... And the Bone Butlers are too butler-y to make rude remarks... And Salem's minions are too busy tearing each other apart to gossip about other things... And Gromgard's goblins are too goblin-y to understand what gossip is... And Isolde and her minions don't care about gossip... And ... You know what... Apart from Chuunitrixx own mimics and maybe Kaldrona's vampires, I don't think anybody will be talking much about it now that I think about it... xD
Sounds fun, except the duke doesn't seem to live in the actual town... I imagine he's off in some castle or palace of his own, eating roast boar and rolling around on a bed of peasants' tax money.
Maybe refer to him as "Lord {STATIC NOISE}"?
If a situation arises where any of my characters are having a serious and meaningful confrontation or issue with another person's character(s), I will never speak or act for them, nor will I ever auto-hit/unfairly cause something to occur that the other player cannot respond to beforehand. I've never done so and I'll never do that, because it would frustrate me to no end. However, I personally am fine with people doing silly or funny things to my characters, like Mamoru sneaking up and hugging Ashara from behind, despite the fact that - realistically - Ashara could probably sense the dragonoid's presence from several hundred feet away.

Of course, not everyone shares this opinion and I shouldn't assume they do. So again, even if you weren't offended or in need of an apology, I still apologize, because I made an assumption based on my own feelings towards the matter. :(
@Stern Algorithm
My sincerest apologies. The incident with Salem and Rodias being forcefully tossed out of COIN was meant as a comedic and silly way to move things along. Naturally, I had no intention of doing something to someone that they would find intrusive or unfair - I simply wished to avoid having you write an entire post about Salem leaving the COIN, which I mistakenly decided on my own without asking. I'm very sorry, and will be sure to contact you in the future if there should ever be a similar situation in the future.

EDIT:

If you want, I can edit the post so that you may respond in the fashion you desire.
DOUBLE OOC-POST!

Collabs with Tree and Lu are up.
Be warned that the collab between Rodias and Charme is rather extensive. But, I had a lot of fun writing it, so I hope you'll all enjoy reading the alchemist's debut.





((Collabs with @The Irish Tree and @Lucius Cypher
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