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6 days ago
Gotta go buy more soda, BRB
10 days ago
Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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3 mos ago
All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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3 mos ago
Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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4 mos ago
I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
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"No pushun'." THe farmer said, glancing at the lizardman from the corner of his eyes. "Ol' nag couldn't keep up with ya, so you'd just ram the wagon into her rear if ya did." The man said, explaining that the old mare wasn't in any shape to go any faster than she already was.

Druid Girl had calmed herself down, and clampered into the cart at some point too, sitting opposite Steppe Archer at the back-end of the wagon, using a crate as a back-rest. Her cheeks were still a bit flushed and she was looking off to the side, arms crossed infront of her and a noticeably pouty expression on her lips, showcasing that she wasn't quite over the whole exchange with the farmer from before. Still, at her ally's mention of bandits, the caramel-skinned girl turned her head to more intently listen.

"Had a few run-ins over my years. Mostly just highwaymen though, sayin' they be collecting road taxes for travellin' the path to and from the town. Hah! Like this patch o'dirt could even be called a road!" The man scoffed, spitting a glob of snotty saliva off to the side as the wagon slowly rolled forth.

The horse let out a loud huff from its nostrils, shook its head a little and then kept on trotting ahead. The wagon creaked and popped, and it was bumpy and rattley to sit in the damn splinter-covered thing. Still, it beat walking if you wanted to conserve your strength and stamina. Palisade Town shrank bit by bit as they got further and further away from it, with the forest to their north growing thicker and the grassy hills and plains to the sotuh expanding ever onwards. The dirt road they travelled gradually turned into nothing more than a trail, indicating just how few travellers actually came this far out.

"Still." The farmer said suddenly, his grip on the reins tightening and his eyes narrowing. "With them goblins stealin' from my farm recently, and them rumors about adveturers goin' rogue, I ain't willin to risk my hard-earnings on chance no more." He said, grouchly I might add. "Ain't much of a fighter myself, and the old mare here ain't got 'nough sprint in her legs to run off if we be needing it. So, next best thing to do was to hire on some ... *ahem* Skilled protection. 'Course, guardsmen didn't take the job. Figures. Lousy sods just wanna sit in town and get fat on the nobles paying 'em." The farmer grumbled.

"Goblins have been raiding your farm? What do they usually do?" Druid Girl asked surprised. From what her mentor had taught her, goblins usually would only attack a location if they intended to take it over, or burn everything down and steal the stuff that didn't get destroyed.

"Anything they can get thier ugly lil' mitts on." The man said with a sigh. "They steal my chickens, my tools, materials. Heck, they even stole bits of my fence! They run off soon as I step outta the house with pitchfork in hand, but I'm tired of losing stuff to those disgusting little fiends." The man huffed in irritation. "Never seen more than two or three at a time raidin' my stuff, but they've been comin' around more often as of late. I ain't got time to be patrollin' me own farm and take care of all the chores that need be done. Hopin' some of your kind'll take care of those freaks soon." The man shot an accusing look at the three adventurers, before turning back to focusing on the 'road'.
@PigeonOfAstora
My alternative choice for Ciel was "Toy Soldier". :P

EDIT:

I will try to post my belated update for Church-group today. Team Rag-tag are still free to continue posting at your leisure amongst yourselves.
I was originally going to give Kaze the "Tiptoe through the Tulips" by Tiny Tim, but I felt that picking that was too much sarcasm, so I settled for something semi-suitable.

@Crusader Lord
There are no such things as "Fallen Angels" in Oublioth's heaven-and-hell mechanics. Either you're a demon, or an angel. If she were to somehow "lose" her ability to summon angels because she did -insert whatever here- then she wouldn't be able to summon them, in any form, from then on. The two sides don't try to convert each other, they just try to kill each other. Also, please note that in Oublioth, angels aren't necessarily "good" in the traiditional sense that we see it. They don't cause damage or carry out pointless attacks on the mortal plane, but they also largely don't care about mortals and their lives in any meaningful way. They're just as capable of causing atrocities and killing mortals as demons are, they just don't typically do it for no reason. :P
I'm not sure what you mean by 'corrupted'. Anyone can fall from grace or turn down a dark path, all depends on your character's willpower, ideals, morals and their perception of the world. I suppose if someone caught you, locked you up in a dark, dank cell and tortured and drugged you for an extended period of time, you could possibly become mind-broken and "corrupt", though then you'd be more of a puppet than anything else.

TL;DR it all depends on your character themselves, whether you're an incorruptible champion of the cosmos, or if you decide to go all Aribeth de Tylmerande on things.

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@Click This
Misia so ruuude~

EDIT 2:

Being bored, sick and slightly out of my usual headspace, I went and found all of you appropriate theme songs for all of our characters. :3









Just got a call from my job, apparently one of my co-workers passed away yesterday (Friday, 3rd) from the corona-virus. I might be less present than usual this weekend as a result.

The deadline will, due to his, be pushed back to next week instead.
Just got a call from my job, apparently one of my co-workers passed away yesterday (Friday, 3rd) from the corona-virus. I might be less present than usual this weekend as a result.
Tomorrow's plot-progression-day. Please make sure you've posted by then if you haven't already.
Clerics don't have access to dispel.
@Enkryption
Welp, guess I'll start doing that then. Whenever I make a non-serious OOC post in the future, I will denote it with a <s> at the bottom/end of it.

@Lugubrious
Good to know no toes were stepped on then. :)

As for the situation that has arisen due to this small mix-up. Edits can always be made to posts, so honestly, Enkrypt, Tree and Lugu, you three just need to work out a way to fit your posts together so they match up, without anyone looking or turning into a scapegoat or black sheep.
You guys really need to learn that I'm not serious when I say stuff like this. Should I end every post I make with the <s> tag for 'silly', so nobody gets offended and/or feels like I'm throwing malicious shade? You'd thnk the ridiculous 'xD' smiley would be enough, but apparently not.

It was a joke. I'm sorry if it made you feel like I was picking on you, Lugu.
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