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@Gunther

I read that somewhere and it's a terrifying concept. Why do we have to hurry to our death?

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Dorian's looming, so I dug into the archives to share the most hilarious and truest depiction of my attitude towards hurricanes (and hey, I'm still alive!):

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I had some wine and a Long Island yesterday evening. When I woke up this morning, I felt extremely nauseated and I had to rush to the bathroom. I drank a glass of water after that, then had a ham sandwich for breakfast and another glass of water. Not a minute after that I vomited again. It's been roughly 30 minutes and I'm still thirsty as hell, but I'm afraid to drink any more water at this point.

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Back in middle school, I handed this chick from my bus a pet hamster I'd just purchased from another student minutes prior that same morning. She was supposed to look after it for me for the day and then give it back once we were both back in the bus that afternoon. I never saw her again after that. Bitch ran off with my hamster!

Also, around that time, votes were going around for the yearbook superlatives. The teacher himself nominated me for best eyes, but of course the popular girl won in the end...her and her shit-brown eyes.

And another time, I was threatened with suspension. Whenever the buses would pull up, everybody would push to get in first. The vice principal came over and shouted at everyone to get back to maintain order. Then the bus lady called for me to come in first since I was well-behaved and she liked me. Well, the VP yells at me to step back out. He questioned why I disobeyed him, and I explained to him the bus driver had called me to go in, and he yells that I was wrong since it was him who ordered the students to get in the bus. He told me he was suspending me and I started crying, but he allowed me to get in the bus and I never got called to the office so crisis averted.

Now that I think about it, middle school was a bit of a roller coaster.

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Back in my middle school days, I'd go over to the corner bodega and get one of these bad boys to enjoy my walk home:

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A few favorites of mine...

Color: maroon

Ice cream: ColdStone cake batter

Animal: hedgehog

Car: Tesla (one day!)

Day of the week: Saturday

Season: winter

Holiday: halloween

Candy: Snickers

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My nickname at work is Sputnik because my boyfriend's a Soviet.

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As of the past week or two I've acquired numerous bug (mosquito?) bites, and I'll only notice because they'll start itching. I even wake up with new ones like it's a damn surprise attack.

I hate living on a gigantic swamp. As if the heat and humidity alone wasn't enough.

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I hate cheese, except cream cheese and cheesecake. If I have pizza and there's too much cheese, I'll scrape it off, otherwise my usual order is thin crust with light cheese.

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@Gunther

That sounds like a good time. I took a helicopter ride once, but it was rather uneventful. Next on my list is diving, we'll see how that goes.