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4 yrs ago
Current Sometimes you spend so long looking for peace in someone else, you loose sight of that peace you can give yourself. Don't forget that guys.
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5 yrs ago
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. But today? Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present." -Master Oogway
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8 yrs ago
So many writing ideas, so little time to write. Being an adult sucks...
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8 yrs ago
It's the most fattening time of the year!
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9 yrs ago
There is a madness to my method. Or is there a method to my madness?
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TRUTHS TRUTHS EVERYWHERE


Lies.
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Nuuuu

Pooooost

While I can still be here without being kicked out for 18+ conteeent


When have we EVER gotten-nevermind. Carry on.
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...Uh. *takes out a rape whistle*


It's only rape if she doesn't say surprise first.
Im too drunk to write up an Ayame post right now. I have to think innocent to play her but that wont be happening anytime soon in this state.

-shoves a drink in zarkuns hand and toasts- Yay! -gulps it down-


*looks down at drink then at Life* Just how strong is this stuff?
I WASN'T GOING TO TROLL YOU! Besides, troll killing is my job.

*goes into a dark room where the sounds of napalm throwers and screams are heard. ten minutes later I walk out unharmed* See? Perfectly normal.
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...What kind of massage? *shoots Zarkun in the head ahead of time*


*barely dodges the bullet* What the fuck?!
I'll tell you what, rare is the occasion I want to reach through the internet, through the video and slap the ever living shit out of someone, but Tai Lopez is among those people. I may rant soon if we dont change topics. Let's change the subject.
Tai Lopez is a piece of trash. Like, really. "Here's my nice car that I don't care about because I've got books in front of it even though I showed you the car first. Please buy my books and learn how to be a pretentious dick." Fucking didn't even finish the add. He did the bookshelf thing and I flipped shit.
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...With what methods? *eyes you suspiciously*


A massage. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

I'm so sorry, my inner troll is strong today.
A nun's.
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