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Bad puns are the best puns.

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Why does a milking stand have three legs? [+]

Because the cow has the utter!!

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Never mind.

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Huh?

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That pun broke the scale.

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In a bad or good way?

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The bad puns scale.

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By how much?

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Eight tons.

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Yes!!

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No!!

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was soft drink.

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Do you know what state has the smallest soft drinks? mini soda

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I tiny see what you did there.

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Sorry, my attention span's a bit short today.

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Y'know, I was about to get a brain transplant today, but I chaged my mind.

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Really? I wouldn't mind one myself.

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Those abilities are really interesting. And they actually take Quantum Physics past "it's both because we don't know" to "you know what sod this we're making it both". That amuses me to no end. The history is sad but exceptional.

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I guess it would be a no brainer for you if they asked.

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seriously
this is what you worked me up for

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What now?