My workplace needs a group of people with higher intelegence in their higher up positions -.-

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I've known for a while, though my level of disappointment hasn't changed too much.

ooooh you did it soul
you did something she needs a secret for

that moment when your mom says don't listen to the FDA or WHO or any other scientific health organisations because they and all their scientific studies are wrong and influenced by corporations
EDIT: i would change this to a TFW but I've already posted it and it's too late

Gersh durnit whiz and David, do the frigging fight, your holding things up XD

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Don't blame me. Whiz forgot.

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Ill blame both of you, you didn't remind him :P

I was hoping for participation from the others, but this'll do.

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They still can, right?

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Yeah.

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Just wanted to make sure I didn't mess it up.

new level of pot danger was recently found out.
there was a police call
where some guys got so high that they called the police to tell them to arrest them because they were so paranoid that they thought all the civilians driving around in normal cars were unmarked police just driving by to make them freak out.

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update
they had a dog with them they were bringing back to it's owner that the guy mentioned for the police.
he then talked to his buddy who was with him about the police guy like "oh this guy's a nice guy."
police operator: you have any weapons on you?
caller: no dude just a bunch of snacks and stuff

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THEY TRIED WAVING DOWN THE NORMAL PEOPLE THINKING THEY WERE POLICE AS PART OF THE PARANOIA

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NEWS REPORTER: "WHEN >NAME< SHOWED UP FOR HIS HEARING, HE TESTED POSITIVE FOR MARIJUANA"

NO FUCKING SHIT