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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Little Bill
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YA DID IT AGAIN, JIMMY.
YA CRASHED ON THE MOON.


i'll get tired of this soon so don't give me shitty suggestions pls
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>LOOK INSIDE SPACESHIP FOR SUPPLIES
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>LOOK INSIDE SPACESHIP FOR SUPPLIES




YA FOUND A FLASHLIGHT, A WARMER SPACESUIT, AND A PIECE OF PIPE OR SOMETHING.

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YA FOUND A FLASHLIGHT, A WARMER SPACESUIT, AND A PIECE OF PIPE OR SOMETHING.


>Kick the wrecked ship one good time like the piece of garbage that it is before heading north
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>use the flashlight to look ahead and make sure you're not walking into some hazard as you go north.
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>use the flashlight to look ahead and make sure you're not walking into some hazard as you go north.


>Kick the wrecked ship one good time like the piece of garbage that it is before heading north




Because it's DAYTIME and you accidentally deleted SHIPKICK.JPEG you have accomplished only one of those things. You trek further north, until you find two unequally interesting prospects along the crater-swept horizon: A SPOOKY MOON CAVE and a SIGN.

What will you do?
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>Ignore the SIGN which is for pussies and enter the SPOOKY MOON CAVE, because it's a goddamn SPOOKY MOON CAVE!
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>Ignore the SIGN which is for pussies and enter the SPOOKY MOON CAVE, because it's a goddamn SPOOKY MOON CAVE!




You disregard the sign and enter the spooky cave. It smells like the INSIDE OF YOUR HELMET. Which is to say, YOU CANNOT SMELL IT. You can feel the cave, though. It feels cold.
What will you do?
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>Dry hump the cave wall. For science.
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>Specifically, stand in that puddle of water while dry humping the cave wall.
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>take off helmet so you can smell the cave
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>take off the helmet so you can smell the cave as you dry hump it lovingly with great enthusiasm and passion
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>Go peep dat shit in that puddle over there.

If it were just a rock I don't see why it'd be a different color than the rest unless it was important.
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>Don't fuck the rock, but instead sensually touch it. Looking for clues of course.
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You feel INCREDIBLY WOOZY, as if some COSMIC FORCE controlling you was suddenly away from home and using a second rate paint program. If you were some sort of CARTOON CHARACTER, your updates would continue FRIDAY.

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>Don't fuck the rock, but instead sensually touch it. Looking for clues of course.

>Go peep dat shit in that puddle over there.





AW SHUCKS. IT'S A DADGUM CAVE MONSTER. WAY TO GO JIMBO


As it turns out, the rock is some sort of MOONBEAST. Fortunately, this cave monster looks kind of LAME and NONTHREATENING. Still, you're no closer to being off the moon than you were before, and now your SPACE BOOTS are wet. At least you found this sweet cave. What will you do?

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>Seduce the monster and get ready to have kids with it, if you aren't getting off any time soon, might as well make the most of it.
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>gently try to kick its lame teeth in
Hidden 10 yrs ago → 10 yrs ago Post by Majoraa
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>Use the pipe(?) to beat the monster into a pulp.
Hidden 10 yrs ago → 10 yrs ago Post by Mae
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>sing it the song of your people while drying off your moonsocks
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