You are going back to school/college and discover the above avatar Is your teacher. What do you do?

[ArenaSnow]

I came for technical experience. Why do I get the feeling I won't be getting technical experience in this class?

[Shoryu Magami]

"Where's the teacher? I get that this is the mobile suit operating class, but somebody still needs to explain how it all works to us..."

[Rusalka]

So teach, tell us again how you escaped Chateau Dif, found a hidden treasure worth millions and used it to plot the most elaborate revenge scheme ever.

[TheWendil]

You're a pretty scary-looking History teacher.

[Nanashi Ninanai]

Are we going to learn about sowing and seeding?

[Ailyn Evensen]

Is this... uh... one of those independent study courses? xD

[canaryrose]

Woh, this teacher is hot. Break the law please and date me?

[TheWendil]

No, no, not the one stuck on drugs again damnit.

[canaryrose]

Why do you have green hair? Did a radioactive plant bite you?

[Elgappa]

"Madam, I really doubt that you are old enough to teach!"

[canaryrose]

Are you here to teach American History? Jesus, the school must have had a huge budget cut to hire an eagle.

[Nanashi Ninanai]

Yo rather than teaching how about you date me since you look young enough.

[BrokenPromise]

People think MY eyes are strange, but at least I keep them open. How are you suppose to teach astronomy with your eyes closed, or is it really that easy?

EDIT: I got ghosted by a witch! Why do they change my classes so much! i'm not a bad kid! WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[TheWendil]

You're not a bad kid, but you're a horrible teacher. I bet you give us all D's for Despair too.

[Shoryu Magami]

"Mind sharing that sprinkler with everyone? It's been bloody hot lately."

[Nanashi Ninanai]

You sure are really hot, teach.

[Basarin]

I can't tell if our substitute teacher is mocking us or about to unleash mad MAGIC (TM) on us.

Or both. Both are distinctly possible too.

[ArenaSnow]

Finally, someone who looks like he teaches something remotely similar to what I signed up for.

[Duthguy]

I wonder if he is as weak to fire as the metal beings I know

[DELETED398658]

Aww I am making you my adorable pokemon and I don't care