You are going back to school/college and discover the above avatar Is your teacher. What do you do?

[Shoryu Magami]

"So many youngsters teaching college courses these days... Like I don't feel old enough as it is."

[Liliya]

"Oh, hey, I know you! From some old game, right? 'What is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets!' The name, the name is, uh... Vincent! Vincent Valentine, right! From Silent Hill!? That's rad, I totally loved Nintendo. Are you teaching about the, like, T-Virus, or whatever?"

[Sputnik]

Girl you look like you came out of them fantasy books.

[Liliya]

"Excuse me, miss teach, but, uh, is this room two oh four? 'Cause I'm, like, pretty sure I didn't sign up for women's studies, or weightlifting or whatever this semester,"

[canaryrose]

Did I sign up for the 'learn to be sexy' class? Is that even work-appropriate clothing?

[Liliya]

"Don't be silly, miss teach, you can't learn sexy! It's, like, part of your character, or whatevs. Besides, it's for a totally legit figure study portrait class thingy, Dean okayed and everything, peachy keen. What are you teaching this semester? Like, I love the hair, but I know I didn't sign up for cosmetology or any of that vocational stuff,".

[TheWendil]

What is this, modeling class?

[Liliya]

"Miss teach, I don't want to alarm you, but it seems to be raining inside... But, only on that plant on your head where your hair should be, so, that's good, right?"

[ArenaSnow]

This is definitely irrelevant to my major of study... but you know what, I don't care...

[Liliya]

"Oh, finally, is this room two oh four!? You look like the prof to talk to about the (°C/W) disparity between single and double heat sinks!"

[Rusalka]

Fuck me! These History classes are becoming so advanced now, they're teaching us of the history to come!

[Lucius Cypher]

This is going to be one interesting Spanish class.

[TheWendil]

Are you the new Gym teacher? You look like the new Gym teacher.

[Wade Wilson]

i much prefer blue hair.

[Duthguy]

So is the huge fish our teacher, or is it the whale?

[Lucian]

Probably kill myself

[Sputnik]

We have yoga classes now? Sweet.

[Luna_Maria]

been using those steroids i gave you haven't you?

[Rusalka]

It's been one hour. ONE. FUCKING. HOUR! I am so leaving if the teach is a no show!

[TheWendil]

The more I stare at your face teacher, the more I think this is Ceramics 101.