[IC] Myriad Reality

[Legend]

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Just business.
*Pretends to take a sip from the cup and makes a sour face*

@Multifarious

Somethin' wrong?

[Multifarious]

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Somethin' wrong?

@Legend

*Takes a peak into the cup*
This is worse than we thought. We got a call yesterday, someone saying something about you brewing coffee out of a dirty coffee machine. Do you clean that thing at all, ma’am?

[Legend]

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*Takes a peak into the cup*
This is worse than we thought. We got a call yesterday, someone saying something about you brewing coffee out of a dirty coffee machine. Do you clean that thing at all, ma’am?

@Multifarious

*Slams my hand onto the imaginary counter*
Now you listen here, lil' miss. I run the most rootin' coffee shop from here to skillersville. Now you can't just come in here and start makin' these wild ac cu sations.

[Multifarious]

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*Slams my hand onto the imaginary counter*
Now you listen here, lil' miss. I run the most rootin' coffee shop from here to skillersville. Now you can't just come in here and start makin' these wild ac cu sations.

@Legend

Uh-huh. You mind if I take a look at the brewer there?

[Legend]

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Uh-huh. You mind if I take a look at the brewer there?

@Multifarious

Well you go right ahead if you're so by-gone confident.

[Multifarious]

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Well you go right ahead if you're so by-gone confident.

@Legend

*Walks around behind you and looks into a coffee machine that isn’t there*
I think I see the issue... Yes, none of this is your fault at all. Seems your machine is just a bit old is all. Needs a new part.
*Walks back to where I was*
Still, this can either be a health hazard, marked down in the books and reported to the department, or, the way I think we’d both prefer, we can get your name and contact information so the department can get your kitchen back up on its feet in a jiffy. How’s that sound?

[Legend]

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*Walks around behind you and looks into a coffee machine that isn’t there*
I think I see the issue... Yes, none of this is your fault at all. Seems your machine is just a bit old is all. Needs a new part.
*Walks back to where I was*
Still, this can either be a health hazard, marked down in the books and reported to the department, or, the way I think we’d both prefer, we can get your name and contact information so the department can get your kitchen back up on its feet in a jiffy. How’s that sound?

@Multifarious

Hmmm... I dunno, it all sounds a lil' bit shady to me. I never get any complaints about my coffee. What department are you from, anyway?

[Multifarious]

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Hmmm... I dunno, it all sounds a lil' bit shady to me. I never get any complaints about my coffee. What department are you from, anyway?

@Legend

I’m from the, eh-
*My face quickly turns blood red and I cover my eyes with my hands*
Sorry, I just can’t do this anymore! Acting gives me such an antsy feeling and I just can’t take it anymore!

[Legend]

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I’m from the, eh-
*My face quickly turns blood red and I cover my eyes with my hands*
Sorry, I just can’t do this anymore! Acting gives me such an antsy feeling and I just can’t take it anymore!

@Multifarious

You were doing great, darlin'!
*Laughs*
A real natural.

[Multifarious]

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You were doing great, darlin'!
*Laughs*
A real natural.

@Legend

It’s so hard to keep it up! I get butterflies so hard.

[Legend]

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It’s so hard to keep it up! I get butterflies so hard.

@Multifarious

You learn to work through it. That's why trainees never go on hard or high-stakes jobs.

[Multifarious]

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You learn to work through it. That's why trainees never go on hard or high-stakes jobs.

@Legend

*Uncovers my face*
I don’t see how you can even do it when there’s real pressure. I would actually die.

[Legend]

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*Uncovers my face*
I don’t see how you can even do it when there’s real pressure. I would actually die.

@Multifarious

Haha, because sometimes that's the alternative.

[Multifarious]

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Haha, because sometimes that the alternative.

@Legend

Eesh. I don’t think that makes it easier at all.

[Legend]

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Eesh. I don’t think that makes it easier at all.

@Multifarious

Like I said, you get used to it. It's kind of like a game.

[Multifarious]

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Like I said, you get used to it. It's kind of like a game.

@Legend

It was fun. I can’t lie about that.

[Legend]

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It was fun. I can’t lie about that.

@Multifarious

It's even better when the other person is real! It's amazing how differently people act under the same circumstances even though they all still do the same things.

[Multifarious]

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It's even better when the other person is real! It's amazing how differently people act under the same circumstances even though they all still do the same things.

@Legend

Were you ever caught?

[Legend]

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Were you ever caught?

@Multifarious

Oh yeah! That's just part of it—that's when you carry out the escape you planned before you got there.

[Multifarious]

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Oh yeah! That's just part of it—that's when you carry out the escape you planned before you got there.

@Legend

That part sounds like a ride.