[OOC] Arena Chat Thread

[Fallenreaper]

@Skallagrim Shit, he's alive. 0_o

[Skallagrim]

Alive? Perhaps. On occasion I find myself treading through mist haunted woods. Standing amid snow covered peaks staring at new worlds. When I rouse myself from deepest of slumbers, I hear the din of battle call to me. I seek solace among the warriors. Life is fleeting, slumber eternal.

[LeeRoy]

@Skallagrim
Hey, you, Bald Grim.

You've got two unhinged lunatics who would like to have a word with the Walker Between Worlds, one's me and the other's got a melon for a face.

[MelonHead]

Alive? Perhaps. On occasion I find myself treading through mist haunted woods. Standing amid snow covered peaks staring at new worlds. When I rouse myself from deepest of slumbers, I hear the din of battle call to me. I seek solace among the warriors. Life is fleeting, slumber eternal.

@Skallagrim

I had one of my weird dreams recently which are completely mundane, and have me carrying out the sort of things I do day to day. I think it was about three days ago. In it, I checked the Arena chat and you had returned. Lo and behold, here you are, three days later. Now, that wouldn't be that impressive, if you hadn't been gone for half a year. Coincidence? I think not.

In other words, I'm 20% convinced I'm a prophet or sooth-sayer or some other mentalist. Welcome back.

[Skallagrim]

Thank you. I am taking a break from reading/ critiquing movie scripts and treatments. I come here as a release.

[LeeRoy]

@Skallagrim Speaking of movies, what about that fucking joke and insult to the name: "Ghostbusters."

[Skallagrim]

Well, I don't know. I don't think the writing is crisp and as witty as it could be. I think the original was better written. Using female leads doesn't bother me, they do a good job with the script and there is a chemistry between the four leads.

[LeeRoy]

Of course the original was better. It's a classic that never needed to be remade.

[Skallagrim]

They remade Star Wars. Remakes can further the life of a franchise if done well. Many times they don't work but sometimes they are good enough to add to the franchise legacy. I think in this case, they did well enough to not damage the franchise but added a new and fairly well done take.

[LeeRoy]

@Skallagrim
But enough about movies, let's get down to the brass tacks. Who's the person you want to punch the most right now?

[Skallagrim]

I don't know how to text fight. I am looking for someone to teach me

[LeeRoy]

@Skallagrim
Of all the sentences I've read in my life, that's not one that I expected to read.

[Drifting Pollen]

I don't know how to text fight. I am looking for someone to teach me

@Skallagrim

Well it's quite a complex and technical skill to master, but these examples should teach you most of what you need to know.

Example of a great fight

Drifting Pollen: I punch you and you die.

Whoever is fighting Drifting Pollen: Oh shit I'm dead. GG WP.

Judge: Pollen is best fighter all internet.

Example of a bad fight

Drifting Pollen: I punch you and you die.

Whoever is fighting Drifting Pollen: wait but

Judge: DISQUALIFIED! Drifting Pollen wins!

[Absolis]

@Drifting Pollen

Wonderful observation on the workings of Arena Roleplays. You, you have truly moved me. I bask in your glory good sir.

[LeeRoy]

@Skallagrim
*Puts on Sensei Mustache and Beard Combo, Master Roshi style.*

I c'n teach you, but it won't be easy.

[ImportantNobody]

Drifting Pollen: I punch you and you die.

Whoever is fighting Drifting Pollen: Oh shit I'm dead. GG WP.

Judge: Pollen is best fighter all internet.

@Drifting Pollen

That's the only way you will be able to kill Invincible Girl.

The surgery went well! I'm sure I'll be the one cooking meals and stuff for the time being, but I'll be able to get some roleplay posts done as well.

[Doc Doctor]

I'm battle-starved. Nothing but skin and bones. And a massive flacid dong, but also skin and bones.

[ImportantNobody]

I'm battle-starved. Nothing but skin and bones. And a massive flacid dong, but also skin and bones.

@Doc Doctor

I'll get that handled in a day or two. Maybe even tonight if you don't mind my character sheet posted as is without backstory.

Just thought of a random scene. Two people independently snap and come to work loaded up with guns...bursting through opposite doors at the same time, so they end up killing each other. On a serious note, I have no clue how they would react to that. Stunned silence and then...? They likely couldn't trust each other and team up.

[Skallagrim]

@Skallagrim
Hey, you, Bald Grim.

You've got two unhinged lunatics who would like to have a word with the Walker Between Worlds, one's me and the other's got a melon for a face.

@LeeRoy

Melon has won our last fight, my absence was too long and he deserves to have his Fury storyline end with a victory. As for you, Baron would the only one I'd consider if I were to fight again.

[LeeRoy]

Baron.

@Skallagrim

Seeing other people use his name always makes my heart chime.