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4 days ago
Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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1 mo ago
A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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2 mos ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Alexis Tomer, The Fire Fighter



Alexis had one thing in mind and only one thing. She wanted to get this hit in. It had all of her might and with the amount of her power thrown into it, it very well posed a threat to Casana's life. Even though this is mostly an advanced sparring match, Alexis wasn't going to hold back. Regardless, it would seem that Casana wouldn't be able to get her hit in as she was suddenly hit in her gut.

Alexis blinked a few times. To her, time froze around her. It wasn't exactly that, but the image of her getting struck in the gut played over and over like a broken record. the hymns of the angels playing in the background as the newly-formed blunt-force weapon planted itself into her exposed gut area.

And then time unfroze for her. A single moment passed and Alexis coughed up blood, the crimson liquid being forced upon Casana's clothing.

In the real time of the battle, Alexis' vision started to now blur due to the fact that her gut was struck so hard. It was due to this fact that her Fighter's Spirit started to waver. The sparks of fire flashing. Each flash lowered her form closer and closer to the ground. Alexis tried all that she could to get control of it and stay suspended in the air, but to no avail. Alexis just was hit too hard to keep her Fire Aura in its entirety. As a result of this, Alexis was plummeting to the ground like a meteor from the sky with only the ground to be her cushion.

About three feet from the ground, Alexis took conscious up again. She flipped her body as her stomach area was facing the ground. She was able to position her body in such a way that, while she was able to somewhat land safely on the ground, her right knee and hand scraped against the ground. All the while, her gaze was directly up at Casana. It did not shift at all. A burning anger now lit up Alexis' eyes. Her single focus was winning by any means necessary.
@Orsa RecusantHere ya are. <3


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Jaakuna Sawada, The Sundance Kid



When Jaakuna had got done with his own little group of thugs, he couldn’t help but hear the wild screams come from a little distance away. It was all of Takeshi’s doing. It was a lot of bodies surrounding him. He overshadowed Paneru who really was trying his best. Jaakuna just stared at Takeshi as he violently killed some of the thugs. Heads were coming off their heads, spines ripped from the bodies, guts hanging out like a cape on a man.

Jaakuna was all about killing the enemy. That part of these situations never bothered him, but he would be lying if he wasn’t getting sick to his stomach as he heard all of the screams from Takeshi’s victims. That guy overdid it and then some. It was like he even enjoyed it by the time that he was done. Each dismembered body laid in front of him and when he got to them, the blood that rained beforehand was soaked into the fibers of Takeshi’s clothing. Jaakuna said nothing to his demented friend. He had no words that would be positive.
Jaakuna didn’t have time to converse with any one of this friends as there came a few more mercenaries from a left lane of boxes. Jaakuna was just about to take a fighting stance, but that’s when Yamato took charge. He didn’t know exactly what got into the Young Master, but there was obviously a fire in his body unlike anything before. Jaakuna still took his stance just in case there were some that would come after him or anybody else nearby him.

Jaakuna, along with everyone else, just watched Yamato show exactly why he was dubbed one of the three prodigies of their group. His flawless technique of dealing with multiple opponents showed just that. Though Jaakuna was amazed, he kept his fighting stance up.
By the time Yamato had finished doing what he did, he ordered the others to get behind them. He said something about Great Fire Annihilation. Jaakuna knew that jutsu. It was one he was working on mastering, but to no avail. He could never get the blast range of the jutsu down. Hideyoshi even has said that Jaak needed to concentrate more. Yeah, he’s still going to work on that. In any case, Jaakuna got behind Yamato as he used his Fire Fists technique to guard everyone against the Great Fire Annihilation technique. It was working at first, but even standing behind Yamato, Jaakuna could feel the heat essence from the fire. It was something he was used to, but it still wasn’t a feeling he liked all that much.

By the time their jutsu had ended, Yamato had pushed forward through the smoke and ashes like a dragon of legend. Jaakuna saw Yamato go for one of them all by himself while the other two looked at the group of five.

Jaakuna didn’t wait for his comrades to even suggest a plan of attack. He leapt into action. His hands were forming a cross-like hand seal. Anyone who knew anything knew that was the Shadow Clone seal. “Fire Release,” Jaakuna said as he ran towards one of the men, “Shadow Clone Jutsu!” Jaakuna shouted, his voice reverberating through the walls of the warehouse. A second later, one clone appeared beside him, running in sync with him. Jaakuna and his clone jumped into the air, and they each formed hand seals, “Fire Release,” They said, their right arm coming to their faces, “Great Fireball Jutsu,” They both said, releasing a flamethrower-like stream of fire chakra at one of the two thugs.

"Really?" The thug said, a smirk of smugness appearing on his face.

The Thug didn't even attempt to dodge Jaakuna's attack. He went forward to Jaakuna and his clone. Fire Chakra flowed out from his sword and with a series of five swings, the he had sliced through the flamethrower and Jaakuna's Clone. And that was just in a matter of five seconds. Even if it exploded, the thug was unfazed by it. In the next three, he threw his free arm forward, pressing his large hand against Jaakuna's head, stopping the Sundance Kid midflight.

Just then, a tree stump appeared. Jaakuna had used the substitution technique. The thug smirked. He wasn't expecting that, but he was impressed. He didn't want the fight to be over already. Though, he wondered where exactly where Jaakuna was. When all of this happened, he landed on the ground. Jaakuna still wasn't in sight.

The thug looked around, hoping to at least see where he would be coming from.

"Meteor!"

The thug heard it, but before he even had a chance to react, A series of punches and kicks were landed on his back, each of them hurting like a mother. Jaakuna was wailing at him. After the seventh set of kicks and punches, Jaakuna punched upwards, knocking the thug into the air. About halfway in the air, the thug switched his momentum in the air as he flipped down and landed five feet away from Jaakuna.

"That hurt you know." He said stretching his back, "I hope you're not done." He smiled. Jaakuna groaned.

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