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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Rin Reikan, Little Ice Minx


"YOU DID SO, YOU PERVY DUMBASS!" Rin yelled to Doto.

He tried and tried to explain that he didn't touch her ass, but Rin knew what she felt on her bottom. She might have been half-asleep, but she knew exactly what she felt. It was Doto's hand firmly squeezing her ass. Honestly, all he had to do was ask her and Rin might have let him touch her ass. But nope, he didn't. He thought it would be a good idea to cop a feel. And that's exactly why Doto found himself going sailing into a wall on the opposite side of the room.

As Doto would complain that the punch hurt, she raised her fist up as if threatening him with another punch if he didn't shut his trap. She would have done so. Doto then proceeded to point at Rin while jumping up and down like a monkey shouting "LOOK! LOOK!" Rin couldn't even begin to guess what exactly he was going on about. Just by luck, however, she looked down and saw that her top was nearly coming off. Rin screamed in a high-pitched voice as her face became as red as a beet. She, almost in that same second, adjusted her top to the point where her tatas weren't going to be in plain sight.

She was so caught up in doing so that she almost completely missed what was going down in the hallway. Rin got up and peered through the door and looked. She saw Aoi using her rather unique Gooey Bungee on Doto. RIn was a little confused at this point, but then she saw a weird-looking man in the hallway. He had weird blue strings coming from each main body part. Rin tilted her head. She walked over to Aoi. "So, who is that fucker?" She asked bluntly.
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Rin Reikan, Little Ice Minx

As she lay in a deep sleep, Rin smiled. The soup had definitely hit the spot and she found herself kind of snuggling herself to the pillow that her little head was resting on. She didn’t even hear Doto come in, but loud noises from his mouth began to take her out of that deep sleep. Her eyes slowly opened as she peered them to her lower body. She was still a little groggy, the crust still in her eyes, but they opened widely. What was it that she would see? Doto’s hand firmly on her ass.

“Um, Doto, mind telling me what you’re doing?” She calmly said as she looked at the blonde kid who had a hand firmly on her ass. In that same moment, Rin balled up her right arm and swung it so hard at Doto’s face that she could feel the rough texture of his jawbone connect with her fist. The force at which he would be launched was enough to send him crashing into a wall and he would be launched fast enough to which he’d land in the room on the other side of that wall.

“If you ever — and I mean EVER — touch me again without my explicit permission, I will fucking murder you!” Oh boy, she was angry. It was more than that. She was livid. If one were to come into he room -- and no doubt that they would cause of the loud sound Doto’s body made with the wall and Rin’s elevated voice -- they would see a weird phenomena in her eyes, as if the chakra in her body was swirling within said eyes and her expression could only be described as the devil incarnate.
"Winter Soldier who?"
@Vordak Yup, that's exactly how she did it.

Rin Reikan, Little Ice Minx



The journey to their destination was mostly quiet. Well, at least from Haruka and Daiki’s end. Rin knew of them for the most part. She heard they weren’t talkative all that much. Rin really didn’t mind it. The talking aspect of the journey was more than made up for from Aoi and Doto. Where the former two lacked, the latter couple more than made up for and then some. It was like a back-and-forth conversation about everything and nothing. Such random topics would come up and that would cause annoyance for Rin. She would even go as far as to punch Doto from time to time. Of course, that dumbass thought that it was some kind of sparring match, to which made Rin want to punch him even more. It took one of the chunins to pull them apart and separate them, but still Rin had the urge to punch someone.

Eventually they arrived at the village that they were tasked to go to for the mission. And just as they did so, the rain came. It was as if the heavens themselves were crying their sappy little eyes out to the earth below them. And who would non-intelligently point this out? Of course, none other than Doto the Dumbass. God his cheerfulness was beginning to be an annoyance. “Yes, thank you for the weather announcement. WE couldn’t possibly have guessed from the millions of drops of rain around us.” Rin sarcastically said. They got to an inn, and Rin was happy to get out of the rain. Just because she was able to use Suiton didn’t mean that she enjoyed getting soaked to death. She’s wearing a fucking midriff for god’s sake.

Inside the inn, there wasn’t anybody around, not even at the counter or anywhere else Rin looked. She found this a little weird. Now that she thought about it, there weren’t anybody that greeted them or even walking around the village. Sure it was raining, but there would have been at least someone, right? Rin started to get just a little worried. Just as the thought entered her mind, it was gone as Doto read the sign that was on the counter and it pretty much said that there was a room prepared for each of those from Kohona and that they should leave a coin in the bucket. Rin was practically giddy about this. She didn’t care that there wasn’t anybody around. She got her own room and that’s all the Little Ice Minx cared about.

Everyone seemed to go to their respective rooms. Rin found hers rather comfy. To be honest, she was expecting something smaller. She actually thought it would be a joke, but she was quite content with her room. She set her bag on the bed and could hear Doto clear as day’s blue sky. It was a work of some deity on how loud that fucker could be. Still, she heard him say something about soup. When she looked around her room, she saw a bowl of it on a desk next to her bed. She could see the steam emitting from the bowl. She sniffed the air and the aroma from the soup was controlled her senses, and in turn her body, so much so that she was walking over to it.

As if on hunger alone, Rin started to slurp the soup continuously, not coming up for air until it was all gone. “Man, that was fucking delish~” Her voice squeaked loud through the thin halls and Rin couldn’t have been more right. The flavor of Sweet and Spicy Chicken Soup always hit the spot for Rin. She could die right now and be happy. And that’s what she did(in a sense). Rin passed out on her bed as she let her back fall onto the mattress and a peaceful sleep came in no time.




Sentou Uchiha, Mazo


To her amusement and Yamato’s annoyance, Sentou had Yamato’s company. In truth, she just wanted to not eat alone. Nobody likes to eat alone despite who the company may or may not be. In whichever case, Sentou smiled as Yamato would bring her food to her, which was a lot. It didn’t occur to her that she had ordered that much food. Oh well~ Time for Sentou to dig in.

When it had landed on her table, Sentou was about to dig in, but that’s when she thought about something. My clothes might get messy. Sentou pondered about that. Only one way to fix that. As if on an instinct only Sentou had, She took off her top without even thinking, leaving her blue and black bra — and her rather honest bosom — to be seen by everyone. Let the staring commence.

And now Sentou could eat. She first dug into the ramen, slurping it as if she had forsaken any and all table manners. The slurping was loud, it wasn’t exactly proper for a lady of her stature. Though, stripping kind of threw all dignity out the window. Each slurp tasted so yummy. The pork in the ramen with the broth and the eggs -- it just tasted so good. “Ah, this is the best.” Sentou said as she finished the first of her six dishes.

Setting the empty bowl aside, Sentou stuffed two rice balls in her mouth, chewing it rather fast while she took a drink of her tea. Two more went into her mouth as well as one of the Spicy Tuna Rolls. Each time she went back for more, Sentou could feel the eyes looking at her as if it were a show watching her eat. It got to the point where everyone in the Mighty Naruto started to wander over to her table and watch in shock and awe as she indulged in all of the food she ate. Sentou didn’t even hear Shin come into the place and make his comment at her. She kept at her food until she stuffed too much and coughed. She pounded her chest a few times and was able to swallow it all.

And then she went back to more, downing more and more of the food. By the time a few minutes have passed, she had conquered the short ribs, rice balls, three cups of green tea, and the sushi. All the while, Ayame had came over to the table and explained that she needed Shin and Sentou to get Paneru. At the mention of Paneru’s name, Sentou burped so loud that anything after that was silenced.

“Whoa, that was totally awesome!” Sentou sat back in her chair, patting her stomach. “Wouldn’t you agree, tummy?” She smiled, burping loudly once more.

“Aww, don’t be like that, Yamato-kun! “
Sentou teased.

Just as soon as she said that, however, Yamato was gone with his little sister. Sentou didn’t bother putting her shirt on. When Ayame explained the mission, it sounded easy enough. All they had to do was find some caravan and protect Paneru. Yeah, that sounds easy. Oh if only Sentou could move. All of that food sure filled her up.

After about a minute or so, Sentou slowly felt her stomach feeling less bloated. Still, she probably ate too much. Oh well~ She got up, grabbing her shirt as she did so. “Come on, Shinny~ Let’s go find Panny~” She cheerfully said as she waddled away towards the door, her shirt in her right hand. This would be a long day for her indeed.
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