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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid


Someone remind me why we’re taking orders from this spoiled, entitled little cunt? Oh how Jaakuna wished he could just say that out loud to her face. He would gladly give up his cut of the reward of the mission just to see the look on that little brat’s face when she finds out that she wasn’t the center of the universe and not everyone would just fall over heels to wipe her fucking shit from her disgusting ass. And yet, Jaakuna found himself going up to the person that she said was looking at her wrong while the others went with the little cunt inside the hotel.

Jaakuna sighed as he went up to the guy that Phia had said looked at her the wrong way. “Yo, my annoying boss would like for you not to look at her funny. You're creeping her the fuck out.” Jaakuna said as if he was as uninterested in if this guy had looked at Phia the wrong way or not. The fact of the matter was that he couldn’t’ give a single shit about her or who looked at her.




Rin Reikan, Ice Minx


The sea was nothing special to Rin. It was wide, blue, green, and completely boring. Nothing about it stood out to her. The boat that she was on with Shin and Sentou, however, was a whole another story. The captain of the boat looked like someone who was straight out of a hentai manga. Her figure, while as stacked as it was, was completely out in the open. She just knew that the pervert Shin would have a field day with that one. It didn’t help much that the woman and Sentou seemed to be chummy.

“Me and Sentou? I don't know Capt'. That's a nice thought, but I don't think Sentou is down with that kind of shit." Rin also turned down the assumption that Sentou was with both Shin and Rin. Of course, Rin realized that she was just kidding, but still it didn’t come off that way at first. When the slutty captain approached Rin and handed her some weird kind of seaweed, she threw in some stupid-ass riddle. “The fuck is that supposed to mean?” Rin didn’t know and even more so, she didn’t care for the seaweed, so she pocketed it as she threw it into her black and cyan longcoat. She had grabbed it on the note that Shin made when they were all still back at her house.

The client showed up and what a hottie he was. Everything about him just bled hotness. The way his chiseled features were shown through the lighting of the moon to the way his voice further added to his total manliness. Rin was frozen still in her spot as she eyed the delicious man that she saw before her. When he ordered them to gather, she went so fast that she was the first to be beside him.

“Whatever you want, gorgeous.” Rin was like one of those dumb fangirls. She didn’t care. He was fucking hot. Rin never went "all the way", but looking at him, Rin was strongly considering it.
Breakfast:
Raisin Bran Crunch

Lunch:
Ham and Cheese sandwich and BBQ chips.
Ice Cream Sandwich.
"I see you."


Did somebody say Spam? : D

Rin Reikan, Ice Minx



The fuck? A mission with this bloke? The Hokage must have it in for me. That was what Rin wanted to say, but speaking her mind like that just might actually make her position with the higher-ups even worse. She's already in not so good terms with them due to her always trying to hit on the teachers any chance that she could get. Of course, this only happened so she could get out of tests and shit, but still.

"Fine whatever," Rin sighed.

On the mention she should change her attire, Rin's eyes narrowed and her brows furrowed. "What's wrong with how I'm dressed? You got something against style? Obviously you do based on what you're wearing? Newsflash dumbass, Kimotos are so two-hundred years ago." Rin yelled at Shin for giving her fashion advice as well as giving him some.

Shin had some nerve. First, he yelled while knocking at her door, something that was at least in bad taste at the most of it, but then after Rin answered it, he told her to change her clothes. Like what the fuck was his deal? This guy is pissing me off the more I have to look at him. Rin surely wasn't one for politeness. Why did it have to be this guy? Why couldn't I have gone on a mission with Giichi again? He's cute. Sort of like Naruto, but without the stupid-as-fuck whiskers.

"And another thing, wha--" Just as Rin was about to say something else, the sight of a naked woman not only shut her up, but said woman made her face go red. Added to that, the woman seemed to be the other one aside from Shin that Rin was going on a mission with. I guess I have the worst luck. I'm going on a mission with a perv and an exhibitionist. At least the latter is more my speed. Rin sighed, "Sure, follow me." Rin motioned Sentou, the naked woman, "Shin, you can just pause it in the living room. Perhaps you could introduce yourself to my family or whatever." Rin uninterestedly said as she led Sentou to her room.

"Rin, what's all the comotion?" A female's voice(0:15-0:17) said as she came in from the kitchen, a piece of Colby Jack Cheese in her hand and her top zipped halfway down, revealing her admirable bust. "Oh, you're not Rin. Could have sworn I heard her voice." Kagetsu said as she looked at Shin still on the door step. "Feel free to stay out there, but I figure it's awkward for you out there, so come on inside. I promise that us Reikans aren't as crazy as Rin or my dear father." Kagetsu said, inviting Shin into the Reikan Mansion.

When the two of them arrived to her room, Rin instantly closed the door as if the contents of her room were a matter of national security. "Okay, so this is my room." Rin said with pride, but her tone hinted towards something that of boredom. "I have mostly dresses that fit almost any lean body type. My other clothing selection, however, won't fit your specific curves." Rin said as she tried to avoid looking directly into Sentou's private areas. She simply sat on her bed as she waited for Sentou to pick out something.


Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid



Jaakuna had to admit that the nickname of Yellow actually fit him. It both fit with how blonde/yellow his hair looked in certain angles of the sunlight and it also fit with how his clan’s trademark jutsu, Ryusei or Meteor, appeared to be golden-yellow much like the sun itself. So, yes Yellow was good nickname indeed.

“I am okay with Yellow.” Jaakuna said.

Not even a minute later, Phia started ordering the chunin around like they were some bodyguards who would do her every bidding. She told Takeshi to hold her bag, Daiki to be her mule and Jaakuna to fetch TsukikoWho the fuck does she think she is, bossing us like this? Already Jaakuna didn’t like this self-entitled princess. Oh great, Jaakuna was not acting like Yamato of all people. Still, even though Jaakuna was starting to dislike this chick, he might as well as do what she asked.

Just as Jaakuna was going to find Tsukiko, she had appeared. “Better late than never.” Jaakuna said.




Rin Reikan, Ice Minx


After her training session was over with, Rin felt the need to go take a shower. All of that chakra-building and the failing of mastering that jutsu, Rin worked up quite the sweat, so she decided to wash it all off. It would only take her ten minutes since there really wasn’t a lot for Rin to wash off and what was there was fairly easy. After she got out of the shower, Rin started to dry herself off and then she walked out with a towel covering her body and another holding her long, bluish-black hair up with only a few strands making it past the towel.

“Man, that was a fucking wonderful shower.” Rin said as she picked out an outfit for the day. She went with a black dress, cyan and black thigh-high stockings, simple black shoes, and two arm sleaves the same color as her stockings. When Rin went down to the first floor of the Reikan house, she heard a rather loud knock at the door that would alert anyone who was within earshot of it. “I’ll get it!” Rin shouted to anyone within the distance.

When Rin approached the door, she heard a loud, gruff male’s voice call out her name even before she opened the door. Sheeh, this guy could at least show some manners. Rin hadn’t even opened the door yet and already she was in a bad mood. As a result of that, she opened the door violently. “Listen jackhole, you just don’t go around shouting--” Rin shut up as she saw who it was, “You’re Shin Maru! What the fuck are you doing here?! And why the hell do you need me? You know I’m only thirteen, right?” Rin said, exploding in a flurry of words at Shin. Fucking pervert.
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