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So major change of plans >.> I took my post in a direction I didn't expect xD

@lovely complex

Oh really? o: I look forward to seeing it even more now. :D I'm sure it'll be a great read. :3

What Is The Worst Movie?

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I mean, I get what you're saying but that's a real bad example because Mark Wahlberg is a bad actor regardless of director. One can count the number of good performances he's given on one hand. And the fault can't always be given to the director, that's an easy out. Daniel Day Lewis was real bad in Nine but Rob Marshall is an...okayish director. M. Night used to be a noted director before everyone realized he was a hack, but he's not terrible.

Then again, Al Pacino won an Oscar for Scent of a Woman so maybe there's merit to good actors giving shitbad performances

@Fabricant451

I know you're a film major or something of the like(I forget which it was), but I have to disagree with you again. I mean, I'm not saying that MArk is the best actor of all time, far from it, but what you're saying is completely preposterous. Saying that he is a bad actor regardless of which director he is working under is a bit much, no? He's had plenty of great movies, be it comedy, drama, or whatever, where he shined. I believe he won quite the amount of awards for his work in Lone Survivor. Plus there are several other movies he's been in such as Four Brothers, The Fighter, and others where he proved to be a very capable actor. No, I'm not saying all of this because I'm a fan of his. I mean, yeah, I like his work, but this extends far beyond being a fan. This is simply the person who knows good acting talent when he sees it.

You may disagree like I disagreed with your assessment about Mila, but this is my opinion about it.

And about M. Night, yes he is terrible. He's one of the worst directors out there. Legit everything after The Sixth Sense except Hell because that was surprisingly decent has been total shit - The Happening, After Earth, The Last Airbender, The Village - all were some of the worst films to ever be made. If you say otherwise, then idk what to tell you there.

Dance With The Angels - A GFX Shop by Altered Tundra

Type of Request: Set
Stock: Here ya go!
Size: For the avvy, 150x200 and for the sig just whatever will look the best!
Avatar: Yes, include the characters that are in the image.
Text: We will raise an empire from the bottom of the ocean.
Other: Looking for a dark spin on the art deco theme. The city in the photo is an underwater city, so having that feel to the piece would be cool, and not blurring out the buildings in the back too much is important. If the text font could be an art-deco "gatsby" type font that would be neat. As for the avatar, if you could just include the text "Kraken" somewhere on there that would be super duper. I appreciate it and look forward to it!

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Here it is broski! I hope it's to your liking. :)

Type of Request:
Banner (RP)

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(or something similar if you find anything better)

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Banner size? Something that doesn't take up too much space but not too little either, it's for the first post of the OOC.

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"smack" in all lower case with no speech marks.

ps. Hey again!

@SmileyJaws

Here ya are man! :3

What Is The Worst Movie?

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So that's a step up from how she normally is. Kudos to the Wachowskis.

@Fabricant451

Um, no. She's a great actress, but the Waqchowskis just didn't know how to handle her. Legit, you can be the best actor in the world, but if you are paired with a bad director, you'll be shit. You need an example, look to The Happening. M. Night took a very capable actor like Mark Wahlberg, and made him quite possibly the most stone-faced actor, worse than Taylor Lautner.

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@Orlan

Um, you were saying..?

What Is The Worst Movie?

There are a lot that come to mind. I could probably spend several paragraphs listing all of them, but I'm feeling lazy, so I won't. Instead, I'll just list the one that's on top of my shitpile of a list of movies that sucked so much ass that they make anal porn videos look like saturday morning cartoons.

Jupiter Ascending

You want to talk about one of the worst movies to come out in our time? This would be it. It had bad acting, bad writing, worse direction, and it was one of the few films that Sean Bean didn't die. Like, come on now!? I'm ripping this straight from JeremyJahns: if there was ever a movie for Sean Bean to die in, this one would be it. God, this movie sucked all kinds of dick that I just can't even fathom why the guys behind The Matrix Trilogy and 50% of the brainpower behind Sense8 could produce this kind of trash. They tried to make Channing Tatum a serious actor - well, congratulation. You made him seriously suck. I tip my hat off to you two fucktards. Oh and they made Mila Kunis as interesting as watching a bobblehead doll after its head stopped bobbling side-to-side.

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