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17 days ago
Current A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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1 mo ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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6 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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10 mos ago
I will never show empathy for a bigot or a man who believed empathy is a made up term. Simple as that.
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Banned for judging those who don't wear pants.
Dank mystery
Too Late to Say Goodbye — Cage the Elephant — Tell Me I'm Petty
A Beautiful Lie — Thirty Seconds to Mars — A Beautiful Lie
Sorry For Everything — Dead By April — Dead By April
Do It Later, Remember it Now — Sleeping With Sirens — Let's Cheer to This
Never Give In — Black Veil Brides — We Stitch These Wounds
Gay Boyfriend — Garfunkel And Oates — All Over Your Face
Wake Up — Coheed and Cambria — Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV Volume One: Through Fear From the Eyes of Madness
Waiting — The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus — Don't You Fake It (Deluxe Edition)
The Downfall of Us All — A DAy to Remember — Homesick (Special Edition)
I Am Hell [Sonata in C#] — Machine Head — Unto the Locust (Special Edition)

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@Altered Tundra oh my goodness! It's wittle Tundy! You were so cute! What happened? XD JK JK


Oh you know, we all have to grow ugly some day. :P
Check out 11-year-old Tundy and his cousin!



Asahi hated this more than anything he could possibly hate at any given moment. He was still slightly queasy, but on top of that, he was in a fracking dress! How much more humiliating could it get? And all because he lost a drinking bet. Who would’ve known that Laz would stooped so low as to put Asahi under some kind of spell? It took the blonde about the entire time he wasn’t puking his guts out to finally realize that. Too bad he couldn’t do so before he took a drink of that first mug of ale, but like he does always, he let his carefree and moderately-arrogant nature get in the way.

But no more! By hell or high water, Lazulin is going down! As for now, Asahi simply had to wait it out. At least there was some interesting things going on right now.

While he looked around, seeing what the others were doing, Asahi let out a mild sigh as he felt raindrops coming down on him. “Wonderful.” On top of having to wear this god-forsaken dress, it was raining. What if Asahi had to use his magic? He’s absolutely useful if there isn’t sunlight out. “Well, god-forbid something terrible happens, you can’t rely on me to save your arses - y’know, on account of there being limited sunlight and all.” Asahi commented, more or less talking to everyone and no one.

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