Altered Tundra

From Forum Games to Communism — The Hilarious Spam Thead Synopsis Thread V.2

Crush a Wish

If Thing 1 and Thing 2 could grant wishes.

Name the place you first began roleplaying.

Like a few people on the Guild, I originated from a site that is hollow shell of its former self, Kingdom Hearts Insider(Khinsider or KHI, as the locals called it). I still go on that site from time to time just to keep up on who is still around and who uses it. Also, to revisit the good old days.

From what I understand, the site is stuck in barely-active limbo. The administration is more or less the same as it was when I left it for a barely-recurring role back in 2013.

KHI was one of those sites that used VBulletin that got a lot of recognition of actually being one of the top Kingdom Hearts fansites of its time. During the time of 2007-2010, it had a feature that was known as the "RPG Inferno". For those who do not know about it, the RPG Inferno was a browser-based software that Vbulletin had which allowed you to make your own RPG via the use of landscape jpegs and sprites. During my time on sites that used it, there have been different stories, but more or less, the RPG inferno was a godsend, because it gave people to do in-between shifting activity in RPs. Plus, it was such a hit on KHI, that it had a large memberbase who used it. There were even a good amount of guilds - or as we called them - clans. I think there was about 100 members who used it loyally. As it should be assumed, once KHI made the jump to Vbulletin 4.0, those dedicated RPG Inferno loyalists made teh jump to their own site that used a previous version of Vbulletin so they could relive the glory days. To my current knowledge, those people and their site is no longer a RPG Inferno-used site.

Anyways, this site was where I've met some of the coolest cats I know. But, it has severely diminished in activity. It had a spike in 2012, but after that, it just never recovered. I know it has a loyal number base of about 50 or so active users, but the RPing section doesn't even have a tenth of that(to my current knowledge). For all I know, they could have more than that. I know a few of the people I hold near and dear to my heart have returned, but I doubt it'll regain its former glory. People have moved on to other things, either other sites like I have with the guild, or their own lives.

But, I will always hold a special place in my heart for Kingdom Hearts, for without it, I would have never discovered my love for roleplaying, and as an extension, finding the Guild. Funny how things work out, huh?

Shuffle your music player and post the first 10 songs

Visions — Bring Me the Horizon — There is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It. There is a Heaven, Let's Keep it a Secret
I'm Low on Gas and You Need a Jacket — Pierce the Veil — Collide With the Sky
The Hangman — Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows — D.R.U.G.S.
A Beautiful Lie — Thirty Seconds to Mars — A Beautiful Lie
The Brotherhood — Ramin Djawadi — Person of Interest: Seasons 3 and 4(Official Soundtrack)
Chimera Seeds Arrival and Combat — Tetsuya Shibata — Devil May Cry IV: Original Soundtrack
Dark Places — Hollywood Undead — Day of the Dead (Deluxe Edition)
Sleep — My Chemical Romance — The Black Parade
World of Lines — Coheed and Cambria — Year of the Black Rainbow
I'd Do Anything For Love(But I Won't Do That) — Meat Loaf — Bat out of Hell II: Back to Hell(Rarities Edition)

From Golden Globes to People's Choice — The Hilarious Television Synopsis Thread V.2

Law and Order: Special VIctims Unit - The only reality show out there that's actually accurately-depicting real life crimes.

From Otaku to Weeaboo — The Hilarious Anime Synopsis Thread V.2

Bleach - If you drink into it after awhile, parts of you will die. Just real bleach.

From Forum Games to Communism — The Hilarious Spam Thead Synopsis Thread V.2

Men Vs Women: Race to 1000

Showing the world that men rule and women drool one number at a time.

From Golden Globes to People's Choice — The Hilarious Television Synopsis Thread V.2

Game of Thrones - it's like Lord of the Rings, but instead a lot of trees and walking, there's sex, nudity, and more sex and nudity. Oh and something about ice zombies.

From Oscar to Rasberry — The Hilarious Film Synopsis Thread V.2

The Departed - Jack Dawson didn't die - he pulled a Captain America, got frozen in an iceberg for a few decades, and became an undercover cop.

From Golden Globes to People's Choice — The Hilarious Television Synopsis Thread V.2

It has been a year since this special brand of sarcasm has hit the Guild's pages. They were a hit, whether it be the Anime, Film, or Television varities. People loved them, so much so that I'm bringing them back for a second go-around. This time, however, they are going in spam, because it's where they truly belong. How glorious, right?

And now, without any further ado, a few rules to keep in mind!

Here's how it works:
1. Choose any well-known Television series- either individual titles or as a collective series
2. Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
3. The catch? The synopsis has to be in such way that it makes the movie sound (utterly) worthless

TL;DR:
= Refrain from using profanities as much as possible. You don't need to resort to lame curses to be humorous.
= Seriously, no essay rants. No one is going to bother reading that and it's not even remotely funny
= To anyone who may be fans of the movies mentioned in this thread, this is purely for entertainment and no bashing is intended. Don't like what you see here? Then don't even come in here in the first place.
= Recurrence of titles that have already been done is allowed, but please don't plagiarize other people's summaries.

Originally by Tsukune

Let us have some fun with this, yeah?

From Oscar to Rasberry — The Hilarious Film Synopsis Thread V.2

It has been a year since this special brand of sarcasm has hit the Guild's pages. They were a hit, whether it be the Anime, Film, or Television varieties. People loved them, so much so that I'm bringing them back for a second go-around. This time, however, they are going in spam, because it's where they truly belong. How glorious, right?

And now, without any further ado, a few rules to keep in mind!

Here's how it works:
1. Choose any well-known film - either individual titles or as a collective series
2. Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
3. The catch? The synopsis has to be in such way that it makes the movie sound (utterly) worthless

TL;DR:
= Refrain from using profanities as much as possible. You don't need to resort to lame curses to be humorous.
= Seriously, no essay rants. No one is going to bother reading that and it's not even remotely funny
= To anyone who may be fans of the movies mentioned in this thread, this is purely for entertainment and no bashing is intended. Don't like what you see here? Then don't even come in here in the first place.
= Recurrence of titles that have already been done is allowed, but please don't plagiarize other people's summaries.

Tsukune

Originally by Tsukune

Let us have some fun with this, yeah?