Altered Tundra

From Otaku to Weeaboo — The Hilarious Anime Synopsis Thread V.2

It has been a year since this special brand of sarcasm has hit the Guild's pages. They were a hit, whether it be the Anime, Film, or Television varities. People loved them, so much so that I'm bringing them back for a second go-around. This time, however, they are going in spam, because it's where they truly belong. How glorious, right?

And now, without any further ado, a few rules to keep in mind!

Here's how it works:
1. Choose any well-known anime- either individual titles or as a collective series
2. Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
3. The catch? The synopsis has to be in such way that it makes the movie sound (utterly) worthless

TL;DR:
= Refrain from using profanities as much as possible. You don't need to resort to lame curses to be humorous.
= Seriously, no essay rants. No one is going to bother reading that and it's not even remotely funny
= To anyone who may be fans of the movies mentioned in this thread, this is purely for entertainment and no bashing is intended. Don't like what you see here? Then don't even come in here in the first place.
= Recurrence of titles that have already been done is allowed, but please don't plagiarize other people's summaries.

Originally by Tsukune

Let us have some fun with this, yeah?

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Alaska Tundra

Count to 2018 before 2018.

2

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

-35

Shuffle your music player and post the first 10 songs

Auid Lang Syne — Eyeshine — XMAS
Night of the Hunter — Thirty Seconds to Mars — This is War (Deluxe Edition)
Till the World Ends(Brittany Spears Cover) — I See Stars — Punk Goes...Pop Volume IV
Wooly — Breathe Carolina — Hell is What You Make It: Reloaded
Lydia — Highly Suspect — Mister Asylum
I Almost Told You That I Loved You — Papa Roach — Metamorphosis
Sugar in the Engine — Hawthorne Heights — Fragile Future
Main Title — Ramin Djawadi — Game of Thrones(Music From the HBO TV Series - Season 6)
I Didn't Say I was Powerful, I Said I was a Wizard — Chiodos — Bone Ballet Palace
Today I Saw the Whole World — Pierce the Veil — Misadventures

Saisei: The Crimson Dawn

Oh goody, two new Sarutobi characters. :3

Cloud✟Chasers [Fairy Tail AU]

@Raijinslayer @Mercurial

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Asahi was hoping something would happen, but he couldn’t say with complete confidence that what actually did happen was a preferred situation. In all honesty, he felt bad for the deacon. More to the point, with the absence of light, his magic was currently at its weakest, which was a pity because against shadow demons, he would be a great asset. Still, that wouldn’t stop Asahi from doing what he could. But first thing’s first!

With a few tears of the fabric, Asahi ridded himself of the dress. Thankfully he had worn his usual outfit underneath. Laz never said he couldn’t wear anything under it. All he said was that he had to wear a dress. EVen if he would have minded, it wasn’t particularly the right time to address that. Should Laz want to make a big deal about it, perhaps until after the demons were defeated.

And so, with that, Asahi joined the fight with Laz and Laila. His hands were emitting a faint, golden magical hue. It wasn’t much, but when Asahi smacked a few of the shadow demons with a left and a right hook, they screeched out in pain as they staggered backwards.

Asahi stood next to Laila and Laz, who had underwent some kind of transformation. Sunspot didn’t know what it was, but frankly, he didn’t have the privilege to care at the moment. With shadow demons bouncing back from the first wave of assaults, they were ready for round two. “I don’t have much power, but I’m ready to fight.” Asahi cocked a grin, nodding towards the one-horned Laz and Laila.

Baybridge: Halcyon Days [Superpowers/Semi-Sandbox]

Regal Square, Prince Ed-Field
@Mr Allen J

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When Jackson had started to walk away, he had what wanted in his hand, and the temptation of the piece of chooclate cake beckoned him -so much so that he couldn’t wait any longer. He came a stop mid-step, and dug the the plastic fork into the sweet, delicate desert. Just as it was going into his mouth, Jackson felt a force hit the back of his head, causing two things to happen. The first, of course, was Jackson to stagger forward. The result of that was the second thing: the grip he had on the cake came undone, and before Jackson knew what had happened, it was already too late. The cake had fell on the ground.

For a moment, Jackson had a feeling of denial. How could it be? I was just wanting some cake, and now it’s on the floor. All of its chocolate goodness was now ruined. The world isn’t fair.

It took Jackson a moment to get over that. When he did, the pain of the force that had struck him began to sink in. As he held the back of his head with his hand, he turned around. He shouldn’t have been surprised, but upon looking at the Pablo Escobar-wannabe, it was clear as the brown desert on the ground that this improper afroman was angry at Jackson for some reason that was unknown to the white male.

“Now was that absolutely necessary?” Jackson sighed deeply, simply shaking his head. He took a moment to just inhale a deep breath. At the exact moment the breath was exhaled, Jackson whipped his body counterclockwise, and a high, swift, roundhouse kick headed towards his attacker’s way.

His cake will avenged.

Shuffle your music player and post the first 10 songs

Welcome to the Black Parade — My Chemical Romance — The Black Parade (Deluxe Edition)
For You — Staind — Break the Cycle
Baby Come On - Acoustic — 44 — Punk Goes...Acoustic II
What Do You Want From Me? — Forever the Sickest Kids — The Weekend: Friday
Within My Heart — Dead by April — Incomparible
I Really Want You — Plain White T's — Big Bad World
Mistakes — Breathe Carolina — Savages
The Calm Before Reform — In Fear and Faith — In Fear and Faith
Just the Way You Are(Bruno Mars Cover) — Pierce the Veil — Punk Goes...Pop V
Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence(FYI) — Utada — This is the One