Granted. However, due to all of the respect, everyone becomes incredibly bland, and a meteor comes down from the sky, killing them all as God's punishment for his greatest creation becoming pussies.
Inspired stolen from @Multimind's original thread, here you will eitheradd a word or change a word to a famous television quote. Just to allow others to spawn from this, let's only include live-action television series.
"That's my penis." -Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory