Altered Tundra

Favorite Food?

@BoyMom035 I like those too, but right now I'm talking about spaghetti tacos. :P

Favorite Food?

@BoyMom035 Well, it's a spaghetti taco, not burrito, so I imagine it's a taco shell. :P

Favorite Food?

@BoyMom035 Oh? It's actually quite tasty.

Favorite Food?

Fuck the sausage taco, spaghetti tacos is where it's at, yo.

Favorite Food?

<Snipped quote by Altered Tundra>

I know how hard it is to choose. My favorite food tends to change every few days.

@Master

Then you understand the struggle.

However, to appease the masses and the OP, I shall quote one of the most iconic 90s sitcom character to ever exist ever and with one of the most topic-appropriate lines of all

Sum up your week in roleplaying in just 3 words

Destination: Feels Station Choo-Choo

Time Stops For Fire(Altered Tundra and Hero)

For just a brief moment, Jaakuna thought maybe he might actually walk away from this scot free. He did go a bit too far and knew that as soon as he had heard Belias. He knew this and had hoped that Shion wouldn’t react in the way that he feared she would. When she took his hand and looked at him with a gentle, tender smile, he had the thought that maybe she wasn’t going to do anything violent to him. He thought, in that moment, oh this is going to go exactly the way I hope. However, when she let go of his hand and even before her flower shone faintly with a blue light, he knew exactly what was coming.

And yet, as her foot would make direct contact with his stomach, he didn’t anticipate how strong of a kick she had. He knew she was wickedly strong in every sense of the word, but something about this kick felt just a tad...personal. Surely a bit uncharacteristic for Shion, but perhaps Jaakuna did touch on a sensitive subject. Thankfully, however, Emiri would shove Keiran behind Jaakuna at the height of that kick, or else he’d be dealing with much more than a few bruised ribs. Brightside of all this, that kick shoved any and all hunger he had been feeling. Downside? He shat his pants.

Jaakuna lay there seeing stars for a few seconds until he heard the wisdom of Lorenzo state the three things to never ask a woman. As he came out of his daze, Jaakuna gripped the man’s collar, bringing the Rozarrian prince close, whispering “why didn’t you stop me?” As he would say that, Nadeline came over to heal both him and Keiran.

After a few moments, Jaakuna would be fully healed, only to see Shion walk away but not without giving him a firm reminder that she’s plenty young. It was in that moment that he had thought of a final retort, but then Belias nudged him not to do it. If you value your life, I wouldn’t dare say it.

Jaakuna was almost going to ignore Belias, but then he caught her glimpse before she walked out. Right then and there, Jaakuna knew that telling her that Francis would sure appreciate that was not in his best interest. Especially if he wanted to walk to Dalmasca. So instead, he would simply wait until she left the Aerodome and her Mist was no longer in Archadia until he would stand up and sit next to Emiri. “Jeez, all I did was tell her one thing and she kicked the crap out of me. Literally.” Jaakuna pouted, arms crossed and lips puckered. He then looked to Lorenzo, “I mean, it was a fair assessment, right, best friend? Shion clearly looks..beyond her prime.” Jaakuna hoped to get some support from Lorenzo. Then, as his gaze went to Reia, he said, “kind of like you.”

Favorite Food?

Favorite Food?

As a self-respecting fatass, I refuse to answer that question. The fact that you would ask me that question means that you are a professional torturer.

Time Stops For Fire(Altered Tundra and Hero)

“There’s no shame in admitting it, Shion,” Jaakuna advised Shion cheerfull. He was trying to convince her that there’s nothing wrong with showing love for their soulmate. To further prove it, Jaakuna motioned to Emiri, to which she would return the gaze.

Turning away from Emiri briefly and looking at Shion, he clearly saw that she was embarrassed. He kind of knew why. She was, if nothing else, proud and hated to show weakness, but maybe she needed a refresher that showing love was not a weakness, but rather it was actually showing strength. To bear your entire heart out there was what true strength was made of.

“It’s true that it’s not my place to but in, but--”

“But you’re going to do it anyway,” Savayna said, scoffing.

“Yes,” JAakuna simply stated to Savayna’s uncalled for comment. “Anyways, what I was going to say was that, if you truly do love Francis, then just embrace it. Life is too short. And if on the off chance that Zodiark kills us all, ya gotta enjoy every moment to the fullest. Plus,” Jaakuna smiled, patting Shion on the shoulder as he looked into her amber eyes, “you’re not getting any younger. So why not enjoy your prime of what little years you have left of it?” Jaakuna smiled at Shion, eyes closed, patting her shoulders a few more times.

“Idiot.”

Idiot.

Time Stops For Fire(Altered Tundra and Hero)

Jaakuna let out a sigh. How was it that a former exile from his homeland, on again, off again sky pirate ended in thei kind of situation? The gods sure had a twisted sense of humor. Taking this reckless fool and placing him in situation after situation that constantly pushed him closer and closer to acting on behalf of his country -the country that once viewed him as a murderer and a traitor. This very same country that he swore he would never return to was now the very country that he couldn’t turn his back on.

While he soaked that in, the Archadian Prince looked around and saw his friends(and their family) bicker amongst themselves, arguing about something involving a prince of some sort. Ignoring that, Jaakuna would then turn his attention to first his dearly beloved, seeing her as annoyed as Shion was with the disgraceful squabbling between Lorenzo and his siblings. Though as that would happen, Shion seemed to be intrigued about Keiran’s predicament.

After a quick exchange between Shion and Keiran, the former would turn her attention to the Archadian Prince as she noted how he went all out in the name of love and the one he portrays that love to. Quickly, he looked to Emiri as Shion mentioned she was about to do the same. Smiling, Jaakuna looked back at her. “Be sure to give my best to Francis,” Jaakuna chuckled as he recalled hearing from Francis a while back about how he and Shion have become a thing.