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Long enough that there aren't even a lot of elves that were alive during it.


The ones who are alive are completely senile and have the habit to speak in songs. Also bothering adventurers with stupid quests for no reason.

Now tell me it's wrong, I dare ya
Was kinda drained.
Sir Kay


Kay gripped his reins as he focused on the road ahead, watching Gerard Voss ramble about Saker's Keep politics. Was this what they call town pride? While he had described formidable defenses, sir Kay thought that even that would not be able to fend off some of the enemies he once himself had faced. He absentmindedly patted the chestpiece of his armor.

When the other traveller greeted them, Sir Kay was quick to reach for his blade. Something was not right with the newcomer. It did feel out of place. He didn't look too human. Plus those linguistics... they were quite anticuated. Still he did not seem hostile, nor had any obvious hallmarks of evil, and had shown himself in a greeting. Was he ...actually a she? He didn't know.

"Bonsoir". He replied in the same kind of greeting. "There seems to be quite an influx of travellers in this swamp, mister Voss." He looked at his improptu travel partner. "I did not think slimes were that much of a fancy among the folk." He reiterated as he then eyed the new companion.

"Traveller, the road is treacherous. You should join us as well in reaching town. The numbers will offer safety from any undesirables." Kay added, urging the newcomer to come with them. "I am sir Kay of Stony Cross, by the way." He finished as he resumed his march.
I guess the mention isn't really applicable until the last paragraph or so. >_<


Wee, Random encounter.

Emphasis on Random.

Now how much XP is the thing and the muck worth?
Sir Kay


Sir Kay looked for a single moment at the traveller, as he continued to elaborate on declining his offer. Yeah yeah, You just want to be the cool adventurer mistrusting everything. I've seen that a lot. He thought to himself, not showing outward signs on how utterly droll he found the traveller explanation.

"Why would someone spend more than a night in that place, even? If you say every hand is answered with a knife, then that place is living on borrowed time. For no one will help when said place is brought to heel." Sir Kay answered as he tugged the reins. "Then so be it." He said, as he turned the rump of his horse, pointing once more in the direction of travel, straining the sights to check on suspicious puddles of battle?

"I'm sir Kay of Stony Cross. Who might you be, tinkerer?" He added, quickly finishing the assesment of the other traveller.

@Eisenhorn
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Kiss kiss kiss~
~w~


MAKE LOVE. NOT WAR.

SCRATCH THAT

MAKE LOVE AND WAR.
@Jojo

I wasn't planning a brawl withe guard lol.


Too late, mate.

BRAWL! BRAWL! BRAWL!
Sir Kay is a cool man. He doesn't mind slime-loving deviants.
Sir Kay


Kay eyed his interlocutor, his heroic willpower being tested to not leave a deep and long sigh. Of course, of all stranded travellers he had to come and try to assist, it had to be the one who thinks he's smarter and skilled above anyone else. And with horrible sarcasm, he must add. Still, he kept his composture as he cleared his throat.

"Beg you pardon, my good fellow. I was unaware that a fine man like you had such... exotic tastes." He decided instead to run with it. Frankly speaking, the smarm this man was giving was quite noticeable. Plus there was to note the contraption he held. Maybe he was a tinkerer of some sort, emboldened by some success in his craft? He also felt somewhat insulted by his words. Debt? He was not going to extort any kind of favour from his goodwill. He was doing the right thing to do, without expecting a reward, like a good errant knight should do.

"However, before you resume your appreciation for the humid embrace of the slime-folk I must insist in my offer, for I have seen proof that the dead walk in this swamp." He paused. "And I must clarify that I do not do this to be owed in any manner, I am a man of honour and I will not let the innocent be in danger if I can help it." Sir Kay finished, expecting a reply.

@Eisenhorn
Sir Kay


Dusk went past. Light gave unto darkness, as a small spectacle of beautiful eerie light set ablaze. The night was alive in the swamp, that was beyond doubt. But Sir Kay knew that looking into that enrapturing spectacle could prove fatal to the unskilled. He pressed the fresh mud with his finger as he knelt by one of the swamp many ponds. It certainly was soft, and imprints and tracks left on that mud were clear as a day... if they were recent.

Those tracks he had found earlier, and had justified a more throughout inspection of the swamp, were actually not remnants of an ages long past, but they were quite recent. Given the nature of those, it was an alarming finding. Were them hoofprints or trails, he would not have given them a second thought. He could have accepted normal human footprints, but those... A shallow depression with the shape of a foot... were it to be stripped completely out of the flesh. Something unnatural. A skeleton footprint. As if the beasts and slimes weren't enough, the swamp had the telltale signs of undead.

The nature here is warped. It's not readily apparent, but it is warped. He added mentally as he strained his sight to see in the shadows to see where the trail ended. It disappeared in a puddle of some sorts. Apprehensively, Kay grabbed a pebble, and tossed it to the apparent puddle. It writhed and reacted to it.

Damn slimes, they had erased a vital clue that was most needed.

Kay felt defeated, but there was so much he could do in the night in the particular swamp. He stood upright and tried to get his mare's reins, when his mount turned to a side. She had heard, or seen something. Kay knew that horses could see much better than humans at night, so he stood silent. The ramblings of a man could be heard, in harsh whispers. A intermittent source of light was shown at times. A bandit? No, he did not move like someone trying to be stealthy. He... seemed incovenienced. A traveller, and probably a highborn, given his overall shape and the glimpses he could get out of clothes. He didn't look to be a necromancer either.

Damn...fool. Kay resisted the temptation to facepalm as he swiftly grabbed his mare's reins and caressed her nose. "Easy, girl. We need to do a last stretch of travelling and then I will let you rest." He whispered into her ear as he moved to appear in front of the stranger, his mare behind her.

"Hail traveller." He said curtly. "I do not comprehend what would push someone like you..." He paused for a second, eyeing the strange contraptions the man seemed to have"...of noble repute to prowl a swamp like this at this time of the hour, but you should make haste to reach town." That man seemed familiar? Maybe one of those arrogant faces of his youth? Who could've known.

He inhaled, as he finally realized the man had been zigzagging through the dry spots. He would never reach town at this rate. "Actually, it's better if you hop on my mare's rump. We may have to wade through if we want to make haste."

@Eisenhorn
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