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Leaving the Rp.
Sasha




The taint of evil she-snakes was all-pervading, a testament on how mere words and acts could rot even the most pure thoughts and flail souls like the wrath of the gods and goddesses mars the flesh of sinners. That accursed hellion who spared no effort in even showing the clothing of her most intimate regions to the foul demonspawn in a moot attempt to cajole him in the unholy alliance, made a remark not unlike a poison barb coated in honey. Sasha's grip around her blade tightened, as the sound of metal against scabbard was heard.

But before she could expose how her heart matched those sinful albeit tasteful panties in colour, a peasant of the most rude persuasion dared interrupt her, with the excuse of importance. A fact the horrific demonspawn tried to capitalize by spouting drivel about judging people not by their appearance. As if! That witch-temptress underwear was proof of her sin! The one called Nid-whatever pressed on, with an offer of food, furthermore.

But she would not waver. Knowing these creatures, they would rather put a vile poison in her dish. Or badly-stewed broccoli.

"Justice never stops, not even against temptresses with hearts as black as their loincloths!" Sasha protested, throwing Alicia a glare with so much righteous fury her cheeks became puffy and her lips curled. Some people called it pouting, but they were uneducated villains.

Reluctantly ignoring the unholy couple (and most of the Nid-whatever drivel), Sasha spun around in her heels, turning to face the person whose demands of attention had broken any sort of etiquette.

"The nerve, peasant! Even if it most important, manners are to be observed. You don't want to end up like the harlot, flashing that black lace everywhere and making awful remarks about hunger just because she is sated by eating men! Nevertheless, in the name of Justice, I shall heed your request." She said, letting go of her sword.

"However, as punishment, you shall shoulder the costs of sating a crusader of Light like myself!" She demanded of Kato, as a second growl came from her stomach. If that stupid manservant of Yuri would not provide, the rude peasant should take his place!
Sasha




The quest marched onwards, no matter the sacrifices made. Life was but a test of fate and righteousness, and the gods always saw fit to test the mortals with their whims and hurdles. Sometimes, they were beyond their comprehension, but whom can comprehend a god? Sasha pondered, as she eyed the writings that defied any kind of human common sense. Math homework. That was a plebeian kind of thing! How dare they inflict that into her, the Illustrious of the Yenin? Still, if this was her test and ordeal, then so be it. She would conquer it with ever growing confidence.

Even if Yuri had once again, made her to fast in her vigil and denied her the sustenance of Tiramisu. Outrageous, but a Holy Maiden's job would be done in any kind of circumstance. She clung to her stomach, a gut feeling of emptiness within. The day and the class was done, and she could not think of anything better to do than to patrol the halls of the academy.

Justice would triumph!

She didn't have to wait long, for she spotted a covenant between third years. A couple of them, that as a newcomer, had only heard ghastly rumours and foul tales about. The Demondragon and the Witch. Would they join together and breed to cover the earth in foulspawn? She dared to think not. She clenched her fist in determination, as she slammed the door open.

"HALT EVILDOERS!" She announced. "What foul play is this, Nidfart the Wicked? Allying yourself with more dark powers to cover the school in foul-yet-cute demon-dragon-witch-spawn? I shall not abide such display in my honour as Yenin!" Sasha said, her hands quickly reaching for her hilt.

And then, the rumble of her stomach rudely interrupted her. How could that fool Yuri not give her sufficient food before questing?


Mila Wagner

Garnian Salient: Post-Empire Trench Capture, August 25th - The Battle of Hill 58



Move. Move. Move. Mimi clenched her teeth, unable to do anything but to fidget, even though she was directly called out by another sapper who was tending the wounded Darcsen. How did he know her name? It didn't matter. She could feel the stares, and as if an egged viper, she steeled herself. Big sis Mimi would never show weakness if she could help it.

Isaac's speech however, brought her a window of opportunity, something she could do to show she wasn't completely useless. "Just one of our Darcsen troopers wounded, Lance Corporal. They're patching him up". She solemnly said, trying her best not to wake up the dozing Lucia. Poor creature needed sleep more than she needed breathing. Still, Mila Wagner was not finished. The fires were stoked once more, when he saw the other sapper spouting holier than thou crap.

"What a load of bullshit." Mimi snarled, as she stomped towards Archibald. "Are you taking care of our wounded, or are you taking care of your beatiful fantasy, you two-bit preacher. You want to know the reason why I reel when I see Darcsen? How could I not, as they would see me for an Imperial tormentor. People aren't as naive as you think, sapper." Mimi was now levelled against the sapper, staring him down with a piercing gaze as her hand reached for his collar.

"Spare me the drivel. It's all a fucking lie. We invented religion because we wanted to be better than beasts. But the difference between being -rational- and rabid animals, as you can see... is paper thin. It's kill or be killed." Mila said, as she released Archibald from her grasp."Even the little girl in the trench is a murderer... and we have to play pretend she will be fine and that she will be loved."
Leaving due to aesthetic differences.

Mila Wagner

Garnian Salient: Post-Empire Trench Capture, August 25th - The Battle of Hill 58



Mimi's dirty and grimy visage beamed up slightly. She had been called a Candy Lady... even with hesitations of fear, a clear feminine voice with friendly overtones. She just smiled, and decided to share her stash of candy with the newcomer. Diana was it? She smiled as she deposited the treat in her hand. "Mila Wagner, they call me Mimi." She said.

And now, apparently flirting was happening between the Corporal, who on second look was one of those Darcsen folks. Well at least he wasn't beaten up to death. That'd be bad. She didn't have much time to witness how another woman joined the fray, as she followed Michael, Isaac and the still torn Lucia to another section of the trench. If they were flirting, they probably wouldn't need a sisterly hug.

Lucia did, however, and Mimi forsake her uncleanliness as Isaac and Michael tried to console her. "Nobody will blame you for surviving, little kitten. Nobody. Like they said...we are now brothers and sisters." She told Lucia, as she cooed.

And then another soldier with a Federation uniform collapsed nearby. Mimi stood there, as others rushed to his aid. But she couldn't. She was frozen in the spot, as if she had seen a slimy giant slug crossed with a cockroach. Her otherwise reassuren face blanched all of a sudden, and the hugh he had around the riflewoman became awfully stiff.

"D...Darcsen." She whispered, before letting off Lucia and stepping a few steps back, fidgetting when she spotted Franz.


Mila Wagner

Garnian Salient: Front Line, August 25th - The Battle of Hill 58



Mila stood there for a little while, her cries trying to exorcise the horrible visions on her mind to no avail. She registered one of the sappers, a ridiculously young one, saying something to her. But she never quite understood what he had just said, as the words never pierced the veil of her sorrow fully. Or at least she thought so, as being called clean was the least think she expected. However, thanks to all those drills, when the Lance corporal said something, her mind was fairly quick on the uptake. Charpentier, the Darcsen Corporal had crumbled. It was Corporal Black this time the one addressing the troops. His words made much more sense than the sapper's.

Shock huh? She was in shock. Jean Charpentier was in Shock. Half of the people if not all, were in Shock. Without even rising to her feet, she pieced something together rather quickly.

"It was a ...bloody charge into the trench, but our losses aren't as heavy as they... could have been." She answered to Isaac, her voice trembling, and still hiccuping quite a bit. And then, there was the wail. This one came from a rather young girl. It was all Mila needed. She snapped to her senses, eyes wide open, as she rubbed her teary face with the sleeve. It was then when she noticed the lance Corporal Charpentier pointing at her... but hesitating for some reason.

Get your bearings, Mila. What kind of older sister breaks down in tears? She thought to herself as she exerted force and made her lead-like limbs to stand, regaining her full towering height. She eyed both Charpentier and Black, before saying. "No need, I can do it, sir." She addressed both corporals. Her fist clenched and unclenched, before she unbuttoned part of the top of the uniform, accessing some kind of ... compartment inside her clothes, producing both a handkerchief and a smashed-up but pretty much unblooded packet of candy, before closing in Lucia.

"Hey. A pretty girl like you should not be crying like that." She said as she put a hand on Lucia's shoulder, still caked with the blood of enemies. "Look at me, kitten. There's no shame in being a survivor." She added, as the gears clicked in her mind, before drawing the still mostly clean handkerchief to wipe the grime off the private's face. "Do you want a humbug?" She finished.

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