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"Mecha Cowboys" has less than a thousand hits on Google. I've never been more upset.
10 yrs ago
RP Concept: "Screw just the plans, we're stealing the Death Star and taking that baby for a joyride!"
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The VeggieTales theme song has been stuck in my head for at least three days now. Can't decide if it a good or bad thing yet.
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yes. I am still here. I just read you're post. I haven't heard from a lot of people so I was trying to decide on how to proceed. I could write in a few deaths, but it looks like you're about to off someone as well? I was hoping to hear from a few players but it's been really quiet.


Haha, well I doubt @Fetzen is ready to part with Vodilic so quickly, so it's unlikely that there will be a scene of Prudence stabbing his character to death anytime soon. After all, we're at a feast, not a wedding. Maybe after their first score. :P

It actually seems like we're only down two of our crew. They've both been pretty silent on this website in whole for the last month, so I figure that's unlikely to change. Still, since it's so early on in the story we don't really need to kill off their characters. I'd suggest shoving them to the side and maybe tossing out a fresh Interest Check to fill their spots if you think we need more folks, although 5 isn't a bad group size. Their characters could just refuse whatever the King's offer is off-screen, or we could keep them as minor NPCs and try and reach out to our missing friends in hopes of bringing them back.

Either way, looks like most of us are totally still down, so unless someone wants to put in another post before the King kicks off the plot I think we can just proceed with that.
@OppositionHey welcome back, my boy! How's that secret for Esra going?
Prudence Stolz

Great Hall/Throne Room — Late Morning


"Get your feet off... Now!"

Prudence flicked her eyes over to the giant of a man that had taken the chair near her. She could’ve anticipated the king’s right hand or one of his guards make a demand regarding her lack of proper dining etiquette, but never would she have believed that a brute who looked like he broke bones for a living would criticize her. What next? Was he going to complain about how she didn’t use the proper fork to enjoy her meal, or how she didn’t dab at her face after every bite like that foppish man at the other table? No, no, it wasn’t that. It was a challenge. A power grab. Classic intimidation. He thought he was the biggest, baddest bastard at that table. The frail boy who skittishly sipped at his drink while his eyes darted around the room would’ve backed down, but not Prudence. She had to prove to him now that he was messing with the one lady in the room with stones that were bigger than him.

She turned to glare at Vodilic, toying with a piece of cutlery in her hands. What if she just jumped him? He was big, but was he fast? She could jam that little table knife into his thick neck and slice it like it was a piece of steak in the blink of an eye. Prudence flexed the end of the knife between her thumb and forefinger as she continued to stare the behemoth down. The guards would surely get her afterwards, but what did it matter? She had already been in the dungeon, and she began to feel like she preferred the cold, dark pit over this lavish and expensive decor. Of course, if she wasn’t going to the gallows now, she would definitely be sent to the gallows then. Hard to plead your innocence after stabbing someone right in front of the High King himself. She let out a little sigh, smiled at the giant, and lifted a foot as if to move it.

Then, in one swift motion, she lifted her boot higher before slamming it down on the table. Plates jumped and a bit of wine splashed out of a flagon, but the true disaster struck next as Prudence quickly swung her legs off of the table. The large man got his wish, but not before she had sent a scattershot of silverware, food, and booze barreling towards his lap. The other meals at the table that were caught in Prudence’s pissing match likely suffered collateral damage as she jumped up to her feet. In the commotion, Prudence had swapped her steak knife for her dagger and now held the bare blade behind her back while her other hand covered her mouth. Perhaps it would look like she was hiding her embarrassment for causing such a mess, but the big guy would see the corner of shit-eating grin peeping out from behind her fingers.

“My deepest apologies,” said Prudence, failing to suppress her laughter. “I fear I’m not used to being out of shackles, yet. I must’ve been,” she gave Vodilic a full look over from head to toe, “Overcompensating. I’m sure you understand.”

She tightened the grip on the dagger behind her back. Outright stabbing the guy? Utterly idiotic. But self-defense? She could argue self-defense.
@ArkitektStill hanging around there, boss.



@Ruler Inc@Fernstone
Town Hall



Penny was bossing them around again. It wasn’t like Billy was going to refuse to listen to her, but it still felt weird taking orders from his younger sister. He sighed deeply and stopped pretending to look through the archives. He had almost made it out from behind the shelves when he caught a glimpse of some purple tear in their world ripping open. Immediately, he ducked down behind a thick stack of boxes as a bunch of robed people carrying staves and swords emerged. To Billy they looked like they had just accidentally been teleported from a Ren faire, although one of them headshotting the Mayor made it quite clear that they weren’t just a bunch of nerds.

Penny locked eyes with her brother as she turned to face the Watchers. She tried as best as she could to not shake, although it wasn’t out of fear. She was furious. She blinked and her abstraction clicked on, a grimace forming on her face as the tiniest movements bombarded her with an overload of information. If she had only powered through the crippling migraines she might’ve had the reaction time necessary to spot the arrow and blast it away before it had murdered the Mayor. Her nails bit into her palms. If only the Mayor hadn’t been so goddamn cryptic and warned them that they were about to be invaded. If only the Watchers weren’t an organization that exclusively accepted assholes. Which one of them fired the arrow? She’d love to seem them try that with her.

No, no, no, no. A fight was a bad idea. Penny released a held breath and with that vented some of her anger as Amethyst and Britney began to bicker back and forth. She listened and picked apart their argument in her mind. Britney came from a long-line of power hungry schemers? Yeah, most rich people were jerks. Point Amethyst. Britney prevented them from meeting the Watchers, but they would likely been dead if they did? Well, the Mayor was there with his damn eye shot out and their little gang was still standing, although not without casualties. Penny called that a draw.

The argument started to become increasingly about pointing fingers at who wronged who. Penny couldn’t help but feel mildly embarrassed—she could’ve seen her old self doing this exact same thing. John Reid was so powerful that the Glutton killed him, yet Britney was somehow able to kill him? Stupid. Hell, even if Britney had killed John Reid he had murdered a ton of people. Point Britney. She couldn’t absorb his abstractions and that somehow woke up the Glutton? Come on. That was grasping at straws. Point Britney. Also, the assholes from Glint were why the Glutton was trapped in their mountain anyway, so wasn’t pinning everything on Britney just another attempt at dodging responsibility? Point Britney.

“Alright, look,” said Caelea. “I’ll be the first person to admit that I don’t really trust Britney and, honestly, I hate her guts. But, I trust you even less. You waltzed in here and straight up killed someone. You look like you’re from the fucking middle ages. I don’t see any reason to believe you. And whatever, she may have fucked up, but there’s no way someone lies that well for so long. So no, I don’t trust you”

Point Caelea.

“I’ve heard enough,” said Penny. Her voice was calm but strained, as if she was trying to keep herself from joining the shouting match. “You make some compelling points, Amethyst. My name is Penny, and these are my people. The...Campers.” Penny scrunched up her face at the sound of that name. Why had they never come up with a mysterious name for their group? “I’d love to sit down one day and explain to you how on, uh, Shimmer we generally don’t open up a parley by shooting someone in the fucking face with an arrow since it tends to make everyone just a little tense. Unfortunately, we actually have to go reseal the Glutton back inside of its cave, so
”

'Lynette, shit, I hope this works. You got those glyphs in place if this goes bad, right? I’m a shit negotiator,' said Penny telepathically, hoping that her old friend would be able to get the message.

“So, Amethyst,” continued Penny, her controlled speech slipping as a mix of desperation and amusement broke through. “Why don’t we just call a temporary truce until after this whole Glutton thing is handled and then we can hold a trail or something? Seriously, I’d love to hear everything after our world is no longer on the “most likely to be devoured” list. You can even feel free to tag along. Come see the civil war destroying our town, maybe toss us a portal or two so we can avoid the snow, heck, punch out an avatar of destruction with us and I’ll even give you the key to the city since you guys killed the person who normally does that,” she said, her words falling flat.

“Otherwise, just
” Penny flicked the back of her palms at the Watchers, as if to shoo them back into their portal. “Ya know, get bent.”



@Ruler Inc@Fernstone
Library



One second Rita was hurrying out of the library along side of her friend and then the next second she was—Oh my fucking god what is that. She screamed as the long-clawed monster pierced her collar and hoisted her up off of the floor. The overwhelming amount of fear was beaten back only by the utter feeling of helplessness as the monster wrapped it’s claws around her neck. She was going to die. She was going to die and there was nothing she could do about it. Rita grabbed at its claw. No way. No way. She had to live. She needed to know the truth. She had to, she had to, she—for a brief second Rita actually thought she had struggled hard enough to escape the wendigo. Then it just threw her.

Rita hit the ground hard, although thankfully she heard nothing snap. As she tried to pull herself out of her daze, she felt the heat from Justin’s Soul-Self, heard the book shelf crash down, and listened as the wendigo screamed in frustration. Rita began to pick herself up, pain racing through her body as she struggled to her feet. There was a crash, and then another crash. Thuds from above. Somebody yelled run, but she didn’t need to be told to do that. Justin’s phoenix was back, and it served as a beacon of safety as it carved a path for them out of the library.

Rien shouted about how even once they got outside, they wouldn’t be able to keep those things inside. That was a problem for someone who wasn’t running for her fucking life to worry about. If they were able to make it to the school there was the chance that the others would already be back and could help Justin fight them off. Who had picked these groups anyway? Her face tightened in pain; her side hurt bad. She ignored it. She cast a look over her shoulder to find Tuyen and Tuyen’s shadow tossing wendigos like they were ragdolls. Maybe their group wasn’t as helpless as Rita had first thought, but still. No time for thinking. Only time for running.
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You'll probably notice there's a lot of references to this universe in Vivid because I like to make references only two or three people will get


Jesus Christ. I just scrolled through the last page and my mouse wheel killed itself. Like, when I hit the first big one I was like, "Oh, I've done one with three or four folks before. No biggie," until in that same goddamn collab post there was two other collab posts. What! How! There's a character limit! You guys broke the character limit!
@Ruler IncMan, now I'm wishing I had join some of your earlier RPs just to see those giant ass collabs in all their awful glory.

Should have time tomorrow to get a post out.
Oh I might finally get to experience these giant ass collabs of legend?
Esra Birkan



@OppositionAh, sorry to hear about the emergency. You're good, boss. Hope things go as smooth as possible. I really dig this concept, so a bit of a delay isn't gonna shove me away.
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