Bright_Ops

It's A Wonderful Life! An Imperial Guard (40K) RP [Reboot/Continuation] [MATURE]

Khaz watched on in silence as more people showed up, there was talk of orders and things were yelled about 'zero-five-hundred hours' and 'parades'... He had the vaguest idea of what a uniform was and he was going to have to spend some time cleaning his armor tonight...

As the group disbursed and the bull headed man was told exactly where he stood in the grand scheme of things, Khaz didn't really have any further reason to stay, turning and heading back to join the rest of his warband in their section of the camp. He would have to tell Grand Alpha Gort what he had heard and hopefully the veteran leader would have a better understanding of what it actually meant then he did.

With a small sigh, Khaz couldn't help but feel that this whole damn incident had soured the joyous mood that he had been feeling before. Oh well...

Dungeon Fantasy [A Comedy Rp!]

Name: Keith
Level: 1
Race: Human
Class: Warlock
Date/Time: Day 1 / Morning
Location: The Meeting Spot in the main lounge of the Greased Oak/Bridge Rat Infestation/Out the front of the Greased Oak.
Tagging: @liferusher@JackalopeLove@Raizin@Ayemdar@Vec@Zelosse@Trickster@knighthawk@Zelosse@liferusher@Holy Soldier

With the plan outlined and people getting their wits together, Keith glanced over at the two women that had offered him their services... on the field the battle. The fact that one of them was in a very interesting position did catch his attention, but he reacted to it as if it was a common sight for him to see... He had seen quite a lot of different things after all. "If you're able to kill vermin you're both more then qualified to come with. If you can do so without dying painfully is what I consider an optional bonus." He answered with a surprisingly high amount of cheer. Dark humor was good humor after all.

"You guys done having tea parties in there? If you're not out here in 30 secs, then I'm leaving without you!"

Sighing a little as the yell from the apron wearing fool managed to be heard over the classic sounds of 'Help us!', 'We're being eaten alive!' ect, Kieth let out a whistle as he simply said "You all heard the dumb ass. You have thirty seconds to be out the door people." With nothing more to say, Keith rolled his shoulders before walking towards the door and stepping outside, waiting to see who would follow him.

Dungeon Fantasy [A Comedy Rp!]

@Trickster

Waiting for people to post and for the GM to come back so we can continue.

It's A Wonderful Life! An Imperial Guard (40K) RP [Reboot/Continuation] [MATURE]

The only good thing about the smurfs is that when an enemy of the Imperiam is shown with space marine helmets to show off how dangerous they are, it's always there helmets.

[OPEN AND ACCEPTING] HALT! Life of the City Guard.

...Was about to make a post. I am really sorry for the delay...

It's A Wonderful Life! An Imperial Guard (40K) RP [Reboot/Continuation] [MATURE]

Watching as the mad man threw his weapon aside, the tension that was in the air seemed to ease up. Khan heard the tension of the great bows behind him ease as their weilders removed the arrows... through the keen observer would notice that they kept the arrows on hand.

Before the fight could get underway however, more humans arrived and the situation seemed to get out of hand with threats thrown about like leaves in the wind... before a single laz shot rang out. Looking towards the source of the noise, Khaz watched in silence as a woman attempted to bring some order to the situation before it could sprial further out of control.

With nothing to say to anyone that had arrived, Khaz pulled his sword from the ground and started to brush the dirt off the blade. It would need to be properly cleaned and sharpened but there would be time for that later.

@Andreyich@The Lioness@Dannyrulx@agentmanatee@NecroKnight

It's A Wonderful Life! An Imperial Guard (40K) RP [Reboot/Continuation] [MATURE]

@Andreyich

...Yes, yes they can. Commissars aren't technically apart of the standard Imperial Guard chain of command. The fact that some jumped up little twerp was threatening the lives of Guardsmen would be grounds for 'Blam'.

It's A Wonderful Life! An Imperial Guard (40K) RP [Reboot/Continuation] [MATURE]

A quick lesson in Helhiem culture:

Bull Headed: For the beastmen of Helhiem, the term 'Bull Headed' is a highly negative term to use and is at times an insult worth killing someone over. Only one tribe on the planet contains bullmen and that is the Minotaur tribe that worships the Dark God Khorne; While they are insanely powerful melee fighters, the Minotaur of Helhiem are driven completely insane by their blood lust to the point where they will randomly murder, skin and consume allies and siblings without warning in an attempt to temporally sate their raging blood lust (If the victim of this betrayal is lucky, it will happen in that order).

To call something Bull Headed is to say that it is somehow akin to one of these bloodthirsty, psychotic monsters. While it can be used as a serious insult, it can also be used as an extreme way to express warning or concern; A shock tactic of last resort to express just how dire the situation is. For example, to call a plan Bull Headed is to effectively say that it is completely psychotic and is likely to result in everyone dying horribly or worse.

It's A Wonderful Life! An Imperial Guard (40K) RP [Reboot/Continuation] [MATURE]

As the barrels of the human's weapon started to spin, whatever good nature that was on Khaz's face disappeared; While Khaz might have come from a primitive society that had yet to discover the joys of firearms or the instinctive terror that came with them, he wasn't an idiot. Some of the orks had wielded weapons that looked rather similar to the one the clearly deranged human was currently carrying and he had seen first hand the damage they could do to the poor bastards unfortunate enough to be hit by them... and this lunatic was pointing one at himself and his kind because he couldn't control his own blood lust. Only the blood thirsty Minotaurs were insane enough to turn on their own allies solely because there wasn't anything else to fight...

While he doubted the human himself heard it due to the noise he was making, Khaz heard the sound of a bow string being pulled back somewhere behind him. While he preferred his sword, Khaz had seen the damage that a skill tribal hunter could do with one of their great bows; It was comforting to know that if this went badly the human would get a large arrow through something vital before he could do too much damage. Still... the fool only wanted a fist fight to sate his madness without anyone being killed...

With an annoyed grunt, he removed his sword from his side and stuck it into the ground, glaring at the human as he started to approach. "Very well. If it is a fight you want then a fight you will get, bull headed one." A grave insult, but one he doubted the human would understand the full meaning behind.



@Andreyich

It's A Wonderful Life! An Imperial Guard (40K) RP [Reboot/Continuation] [MATURE]

@Andreyich

... I just see Khaz walking up to John, fists up for a round of fisty cuffs... only for Khaz to headbutt him and knock him out instantly.