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5 yrs ago
Current "I'm an actor. I will say anything for money." -- Also Charlton Heston
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6 yrs ago
Starting up a preimum service of content from actors like Radcliffe, Day-Lewis, Bruhl, and Craig. Calling it OnlyDans.
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6 yrs ago
Please, guys. The status bar is for more important things... like cringe status updates.
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6 yrs ago
Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
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6 yrs ago
Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
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None of your damn business.

Most Recent Posts

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I'm not gonna lie, your concept is the most interesting I've seen in a long time in one of these games.

On another note, I know we're in 2018 in-game, but do we have an in-game month we're starting off in?


July 1st. I am deciding that unilaterally. Like MacArthur, I consider the approval of lesser men a hindrance.
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I do, but it won't matter from you because you're not my father....


I don't know, man. You mother calls me daddy an awful lot...
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Don't steal my profile. The second the site's security measures go down...


Look, all I know is that there are some sexy singles in your area who are looking to party...
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I may have my sheet finished, but would it be easier for me just to hang myself now?


It would save me time on writing a response.
Who else needs approval?
Meanwhile...



After careful review. I have to say this is the most horribly written, derivative. I feel bad for having read all of this thoroughly, and now feel as if I have wasted precious minutes of my life reading this rambling and incoherent bag of shit. I APPROVE you, but I do so only on the hope that your horrible writing will lead you to a life of depression, drug use, and alcoholism that will end with you mercifully deciding to end it all with a shotgun blast to the head.

Can't wait to read the next post.
Character You're Applying For:

The Fantastic Four



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Mostly due to childhood trauma and ill life experience that I deflect with sarcastic wit. Why are you the way you are? Hm?


Because I have low-self esteem and use irony and self-deprecation as a barrier that nobody, not even my wife, can break through all the way.

a-duh
Call me the Pooper of Parties.


Oh my... I've been driving for the past hour or so and come back to this. I'm afraid to see what it looks like by theend of my remaining six and half hours of my drive. Also, everyone from Absolute: this is Ink Blood; you know that mediocre writer who attempted to play Nightwing and Gambit... I got a name change.


We don't care if you changed names. As long as you still provide that sweet mediocre content.
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