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13 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

@Aisling
Great! Thanks for accepting me, I'll post him there momentarily.
@Simple Unicycle
All you have to do to be accepted is to fill in Rank of the Basic 4 question and you will be accepted. There are several kinds of canines to choose from when you get to go to The Village.


Ah, alright; I was kind of thrown off by that, considering you said 'for future use', so I just kept it empty. Anyway, I'm done.

@aisling My character is finished. Tell me if I need to add/remove/replace things.
@SayZun
Not the GM, but DMessenger said 6 people can join, and (not counting him) we have 6. I'd say that that's a no, but you can wait until he comes on to be sure.
@Eviledd1984
(It's alright, I was just pointing that out)

Another person, a young man in doctor's clothing, hands Danny the supplies. A few seconds later and the man Danny was patching up is alright. "Hey, thanks for fixing me up, Doc! I feel fit as a fiddle, and I'm ready to kick some Enclave ass!"
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"Oh, you're talking about Moby Dick, that ancient book from so many years before the war? Hm, I suppose Ahab is a nice name for a super mutant." The woman replies, before going on with her duties. Well, Ahab can go wherever he'd like now.
@Beekeeper
That's something me and my friends would've said in the sixth grade, haha.
@Delta44
Marsellus looks up at Ken, appearing as though he has just found the answers of everything in the universe. "It all makes sense now! Like those magazines my brother hid from me, with the naked women on them!" The boys then laugh at Marsellus' remark, and begin clapping for Ken. Eventually, they begin chanting his name, before the principal, Mr. Peters, appears behind him. "MR. BLACKWELL! GET DOWN FROM THAT TABLE THIS INSTANT OR YOU'LL HAVE DETENTION FOR A WEEK!" 'Detention' in the lockdown now meant 'you'll sit in the detention room for an hour in the afternoon and then you'll go about your day,' and the teacher who supervised detention was actually pretty nice, so it wouldn't be that bad.
@ramblingbard
The students around her reply with a 'hm' before thinking it over. For a few seconds, it's silent around her, before one boy replies with: "Some clam chowder would be nice." Then, the rest of them begin stating what they want to have, some saying traditional things like 'pizza' or 'hamburgers', while others say things like 'sushi' or 'oranges', and someone even says 'grilled tarantula', as strange as that is. The group begin to exchange what they'd want to have and discuss the foods, while Lauralei watches on. Looks like she successfully started a conversation.
Also, if anyone feels that the plot is going too slow right now, I can speed it up and start the zombie attack.
@BreakingMe
"Nice to meet you, Kansas. And no, I'm not really new. I was transferred here when the infection first started, and the day I arrived the school was put under lock-down and I was already sick with the flu. I was in the nurse's office up until yesterday, because she couldn't really treat it so I just had to stay there until I got better." Conner replies as the two shake. His firm was strong, nearly crushing Kansas' hand before he let go. "Uh, sorry if I held your hand too hard; don't know my strength."
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