@sakurasan
EDIT: Actually, nevermind, I'll use my old character...
EDIT: Actually, nevermind, I'll use my old character...
Captain Uni
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The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle
STATUS: The bugs are back. 13 days ago
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13 days ago
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The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio
Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.
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Question (for anyone to answer): do we post our characters in the OOC or the characters tab? I've got a finished character on standby and I just want to know where to post him, haha.
Fuck. A Fallout RP that blows mine right the hell out of the water... Still interested, I'll get a character up later.
@Dmessenger
Hell if I know. I posted a week ago, still nothing here... It's a shame seeing good ideas go to waste.
Hell if I know. I posted a week ago, still nothing here... It's a shame seeing good ideas go to waste.
I'd play. Definitely taking Sans.
Also, let's please not do Underfell. Googled it and it seems... Well, pretty bad because it's way too serious when compared to regular old Undertale.
Also, let's please not do Underfell. Googled it and it seems... Well, pretty bad because it's way too serious when compared to regular old Undertale.
Interesado, cuenta conmigo.
Translation: Interested, count me in.
Translation: Interested, count me in.
(Because FunnyGuy told me to)
As Norman typed away in spreadsheets full of his clients' finances, he took a bit of time to look around the room. Not for people, oh God no, but just for things that were strange, out of place. And then he saw three men, dressed in black suits, ask his boss where... He was? Who the hell were these people? Then, he saw it: as the men approached his cubicle, things sort of slowed down, and Norman saw the men reach into an inner pocket of their jackets and pull out pistols. Time just paused for a second. Norman saw the pistols perfectly, all visually identical, the guns being black Glock 18s. In that moment it hit Norman...
These guys are Evo hunters.
He didn't ask for this, he didn't even fucking want it, and now people are trying to kill him because he can make tornadoes? Oh hell no. Time sped up, maybe faster than normal, and Norman stood up from his desk, the men firing several shots, one of which was centimeters away from hitting Norman's temple and grazed his nose. Norman then turned around to the walls, made of glass, and turned back around at the men. He then held out the palm of his hand, in which a miniature dust storm began to form, and ran around with it as the men shot at him. When it was large enough to knock the men to the floor, he threw the dust storm at the trio, which threw them against another wall, knocking them to the floor.
While they laid there, Norman took the time to run straight at the glass wall and shatter it, falling two stories into an alleyway. He hit the concrete hard, several shards of glass sticking into his lower abdomen and some tiny ones into his face. No time to stop because he was hurt, he had to run. As he hurried out of the alley, he looked for somewhere to hide... He saw a coffee shop across the road. That'll work. He ran inside and slid under one of the table, trying to hide from the men. They emerged from his office, looking around, before just walking away nonchalantly as if nothing happened...
Norman then crawled out from under the table, still clutching his stomach area, before turning around to see who was sitting at the table that he slid under. He saw an Irish man, with a thick beard and bulky build, and a blonde girl. "Uh... Sorry."
@Nallore, @pockets
As Norman typed away in spreadsheets full of his clients' finances, he took a bit of time to look around the room. Not for people, oh God no, but just for things that were strange, out of place. And then he saw three men, dressed in black suits, ask his boss where... He was? Who the hell were these people? Then, he saw it: as the men approached his cubicle, things sort of slowed down, and Norman saw the men reach into an inner pocket of their jackets and pull out pistols. Time just paused for a second. Norman saw the pistols perfectly, all visually identical, the guns being black Glock 18s. In that moment it hit Norman...
These guys are Evo hunters.
He didn't ask for this, he didn't even fucking want it, and now people are trying to kill him because he can make tornadoes? Oh hell no. Time sped up, maybe faster than normal, and Norman stood up from his desk, the men firing several shots, one of which was centimeters away from hitting Norman's temple and grazed his nose. Norman then turned around to the walls, made of glass, and turned back around at the men. He then held out the palm of his hand, in which a miniature dust storm began to form, and ran around with it as the men shot at him. When it was large enough to knock the men to the floor, he threw the dust storm at the trio, which threw them against another wall, knocking them to the floor.
While they laid there, Norman took the time to run straight at the glass wall and shatter it, falling two stories into an alleyway. He hit the concrete hard, several shards of glass sticking into his lower abdomen and some tiny ones into his face. No time to stop because he was hurt, he had to run. As he hurried out of the alley, he looked for somewhere to hide... He saw a coffee shop across the road. That'll work. He ran inside and slid under one of the table, trying to hide from the men. They emerged from his office, looking around, before just walking away nonchalantly as if nothing happened...
Norman then crawled out from under the table, still clutching his stomach area, before turning around to see who was sitting at the table that he slid under. He saw an Irish man, with a thick beard and bulky build, and a blonde girl. "Uh... Sorry."
@Nallore, @pockets
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Sugar Pine Village: A Harvest Moon RP (Applications still accepted!)
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Rune_Alchemist
(Sorry for not posting sooner, computer problems)
Lawrence happily shook Grady's hand, before letting go. He heard Grady say that he was a farmer, too, and then Grady asked him what he was going to raise. "Not really sure right now. Guess I'll probably raise crops to pay the bills, mainly because it's cheap and I have a bag of turnip seeds, then, once I have some money, I'll get some livestock. Expensive to buy and raise, but they're worth it in the long run. Once I have some cows, sheep and chickens I'll probably just plant some grass to make use of the farmland and that'll be the end of crops for me. Maybe I'll even get some horses over there." He replied, before taking another sip from his drink. "So... That's about it. Maybe you could teach me a thing or two about raising crops, just so I don't accidentally cut 'em down or plant the seeds in soil that's not tilled, haha."
(Sorry for not posting sooner, computer problems)
Lawrence happily shook Grady's hand, before letting go. He heard Grady say that he was a farmer, too, and then Grady asked him what he was going to raise. "Not really sure right now. Guess I'll probably raise crops to pay the bills, mainly because it's cheap and I have a bag of turnip seeds, then, once I have some money, I'll get some livestock. Expensive to buy and raise, but they're worth it in the long run. Once I have some cows, sheep and chickens I'll probably just plant some grass to make use of the farmland and that'll be the end of crops for me. Maybe I'll even get some horses over there." He replied, before taking another sip from his drink. "So... That's about it. Maybe you could teach me a thing or two about raising crops, just so I don't accidentally cut 'em down or plant the seeds in soil that's not tilled, haha."
@Beekeeper, @Delta44, @ramblingbard, @Polyphemus
Ken and Teddy's distractions confused the things at first, but, after seeing Ken's larger group, went for them instead... As the things approached, Kansas was paralyzed in fear and couldn't move. As Ken and the rest backed away, the four things surrounded her, swinging their arms, pulling her to the ground, biting into her body... She screamed, whilst the things reached into her body and tore out blood, guts and viscera. They reached higher up into her torso, tearing out one of her lungs and, after discovering it was more like a whoopee cushion that a tasty meaty treat, threw it to the ground before tearing out her heart. It was only then that she died, after being brutally dissected by the things, and they continued to feast on her remains until there was nothing but bones, picked of flesh but still covered in blood, lying on the ground.
While the things ate, the six could run off or fight the things... Whatever they wanted.
(BreakingMe dropped out and asked to die, btw)
Ken and Teddy's distractions confused the things at first, but, after seeing Ken's larger group, went for them instead... As the things approached, Kansas was paralyzed in fear and couldn't move. As Ken and the rest backed away, the four things surrounded her, swinging their arms, pulling her to the ground, biting into her body... She screamed, whilst the things reached into her body and tore out blood, guts and viscera. They reached higher up into her torso, tearing out one of her lungs and, after discovering it was more like a whoopee cushion that a tasty meaty treat, threw it to the ground before tearing out her heart. It was only then that she died, after being brutally dissected by the things, and they continued to feast on her remains until there was nothing but bones, picked of flesh but still covered in blood, lying on the ground.
While the things ate, the six could run off or fight the things... Whatever they wanted.
(BreakingMe dropped out and asked to die, btw)
@Delta44, @BreakingMe, @Polyphemus, @Beekeeper, @ramblingbard, @akirashadow
SO FUCKING SORRY EVERYONE! My laptop screen broke recently and I haven't been able to post. Like, at all. Thankfully I found a monitor in my dad's closet and I got it to work, but it's not the most reliable thing. I'm giving Delta co-GMship and I expect him to take care of it while I'm gone in case this screen breaks down. So... Delta, my plans are on the MeetingWords page, make sure that the last bullet point happens WAAAAAAAAY later on.
Lastly, replies are coming in just a moment.
SO FUCKING SORRY EVERYONE! My laptop screen broke recently and I haven't been able to post. Like, at all. Thankfully I found a monitor in my dad's closet and I got it to work, but it's not the most reliable thing. I'm giving Delta co-GMship and I expect him to take care of it while I'm gone in case this screen breaks down. So... Delta, my plans are on the MeetingWords page, make sure that the last bullet point happens WAAAAAAAAY later on.
Lastly, replies are coming in just a moment.
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