@UltimatePuzleA bio?
Pirate-pecker-tenders is my new favourite phrase
sounds like a barbecue dish
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I'm getting more and more the impression that Aviza, like some of her sisters, are undergoing a crisis of sexuality in the privacy of their heads xD

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I like to watch you suffer.
You can't just BECOME swag. You have to be born into it, molded by it. All that is around you must be swag from the day of your birth to the day of your death.
Just go to a convention of some kind, every booth will be giving out some kind of swag. Supermarkets are good too, free samples and such.
Though I'm not sure I can make much progress on my dice parser without talking to people that actually want this feature.
You could consider posting a thread in the Tabletop subforum to ask their opinion. They'd be the ones using the dice roller the most.