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Back when dinosaurs ruled the Earth, I got started with writing online on the Spore forums. Man, those were the days. We're talking like 12 years ago 2010-ish!

I've been here on and off for almost as long, and have GM'd a bunch of different things to varying success.

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The warlock stood in his personal library, bent over a desk with all sorts of magical tomes lying open, each one full of a menagerie rare and forbidden secrets. Flipping through the pages in a lackadaisical attempt to find an interesting ritual to pass the time and put some of his blood slaves to use, he suddenly sensed an intrusion while simultaneously seeing a flash of movement in his peripheral vision. The Keeper spun to see That Which Consumes Peace, the demon having made the rather callous decision of teleporting into the Master's quarters uninvited. He was lucky that this was only the library. Had he teleported deeper in the Keeper's wing, near the dungeon heart, there would have been no words as a response from the Master. Only pain and the possibility of death.

The warlock snarled, "You try my patience, chaos demon, by intruding upon my quarters." The Master's eyes glowed with sadism and ire, foreshadowing some sort of horrific punishment. However, such a punishment never came, since That seemed to have at least had a purpose for his visit. He merely warned, "Do not make a habit of this."

Finally deigning to actually answer his minion's questions, he almost dismissively scoffed, "From what I have garnered so far, this Kingdom of Ardebit has no mere 'king'. Rather, they have the so-called Divine Emperor Reginaldus, the seventh of his name. The fool's dynasty has ruled this kingdom since its very founding some two centuries ago, as a small merchant town. Since then they have beaten back the other inhabitants of Ardebit and carved out quite the kingdom, it would seem."

His tone having turned mocking towards the end as he laughed at the humans, he continued, "Leonus, his family, and his heir are all secluded within their great fortress in the capital, never seen by the public except for once or twice a year when some drunkard claims to see them atop the battlements. Only the highest ranking officials of the kingdom advise this almighty Emperor or even see him in person. Presumably he does something to justify his absurdly luxurious treatment, though if he does rule it is through his subordinates. No commands ever come from the Emperor himself; a great web of bureaucrats, generals, and nobles issue out all the orders, though perhaps only in name.

Every petty noble and general in this abominable kingdom has his own coat of arms to display on flags, banners, and the uniforms of his men. The Emperor's seal and the national symbol is a yellow crescent moon on a field of black. But you waste my time with these questions. If this information is truly so important, then question the prisoners. This is their kingdom, after all. Now, begone from my study! I have research to do."


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He trolls you until you finally just shoot him? Sounds like my kinda guy.


Yup. You sail around in your tiny boat, and he summons massive cyclones and tries to suck you in. And if he does, he lifts your boat up and blows you across the entire ocean.

If you can shoot the frog guy as he sits on a cloud inside the cyclone, he teaches you how to summon the cyclones to fly your boat to places. He's a pretty cool guy.
Everybody is abusing the Master's poor little imps
@Cyclone ready to do that post when you are.


We just need @Rtron to respond now as Viscardi.

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Wind Waker, to be precise. He's that one that screws you over with hurricanes, right? Cyclus.


Wind Waker, the best game ever. And he is Cyclos, God of Cyclones! He's the guy who tries to troll you until you shoot him in the face with an arrow, after which he shows you how to teleport.
Gossip stones are funny statues that tell you (usually cryptic) secrets if you smack them with your sword. I love Zelda. The frog guy in my avatar is from a Zelda game.
Google docs has a chat window.




but yeah, I've done a few really big collabs like that before.
I like to use programs like TitanPad. Kind of like google docs I guess, but it has a chat window.
Ialu's people seem blindly loyal to Ialu. Wonder what would happen if someone made an exact copy of Ialu and manipulated this copy into starting a civil war within the Strong Tribe. Who would win in a Ialu vs Ialu?


I think they'd have to determine which was the real Ialu by smashing them both over the head with rocks and setting them on fire.
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That would be hard, since they are made of crystal.

But neither Undasis nor the crystals wouldn't care much. These beings will only value wisdom and spiritual-understanding. As long as you do not somehow take that from them, they should not care if they die. All it means to them is that they will finally see the spirit-world (Escre's Astral Home) with their own eyes, which they have probably longed for their entire existence.

I doubt it would even bother defending itself. Sorta like Orabil, it would just call you an unwise fool and then accept it's fate.

Hmm...I guess you could just say that they're like a ton of mini-Orabils, but they would have greater emotions and would be a little more active. If you approached them, they would certainly speak to you and- if asked- impart some of their wisdom and spirit.


Oh. Well, maybe the Strong Tribe can put them to good use by using the shattered crystal-people as spearheads instead of dragon teeth =P
Hmmm...what do y'all think of a crystalline entity that is somewhat alive? They wouldn't really be a "race", but they would be semi-sentient and capable of telepathic communication through touch.
They would not have armies, heroes, technology, or be capable of being taught anything. They would even be able to walk.

I'm thinking they would be some source of wisdom and spiritual respite. People travel to meditate with the creatures, and perhaps gain a bit of their great wisdom. They grow mostly in hidden caves and deep lakes.


What if your soon-to-be best friend Ialu smashed one?
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