Kyle nearly fell on his ass when he opened his eyes. Not even a few moments ago he had been watching television, eating pizza, when he closed his eyes and sighed from what he was watching. He was watching the news, and the news was reporting a rather large number of home robberies that seemed to be happening close to where he lived. Kyle was sick and tired of the news covering anything positive. Kyle closed his to sigh and when he opened them he was standing in the middle of a street, full of rather strange looking people wearing strange looking clothes. Kyle looked down and saw he was still wearing the same clothes. He was wearing a black long sleeve V neck shirt, with faded blue jeans, and converse shoes. Kyle patted his pockets and felt that his iphone was still there, as well as his wallet and pocket knife.
Kyle looked around and saw that the scene before him seemed to be like a medieval video game. People of human, and some non human, origin walked around. They were laughing, shouting, whispering, kissing, and generally living their lives. Kyle did not understand a single thing that was going on.
"What the actual ever loving fucking shit is going on? Oh god this is what I get for watching hentai last night. I am hallucinating. God is punishing me."Kyle fell to his knees with his hands in the air.
"Jesus! I am sorry for sinning! I am sorry for giving into the sick desire of animated titties! Please do not forsake me and wake me from this exotic dream!"As Kyle shouted this, he received very strange looks from the people around him. After a few moments had passed, and nothing happened, Kyle stood off and kept an iron clad facial expression of blankness. Kyle walked off confidently, slowly dying on the inside. Kyle walked a bit further until he saw something that helped him and other people out in every game and show. A tavern.
"Alright. Even if this is a dream it is very lucid. So since I am here I believe I should A gather some info and B stop talking to myself out loud."Kyle strolled into the tavern......and frowned. The tavern was close to being empty, which dissapointed Kyle. He had wanted to drink, and laugh, and make merry with the locals of his dream. Kyle sighed then walked back outside standing in front of the tavern building, facing away. Kyle closed his eyes, then threw his hands up and on to his face.
"Tis a sad day indeed, when a tavern lack merriment."Kyle calmed himself and looked back around the streets. People were still giving him weird glances. Kyle pulled out his cellphone and unlocked it. Kyle had hoped that, since this was a dream, maybe his phone would work and he could figure out where he was using dream google. But his phone had no bars, no internet activity.
"What am I suppose to do without internet. I guess I will have to...,"Kyle gulped and looked around
,"Talk to people."@heckno12@kitsune@rune_alchemist@liferusher@soragoku
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