I think the GM didn't like the idea of a goblin just climbing up whatever obstacle got in the way.

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Also, there's nothing quite like finding out the hard way that your familiar has only 1 hit point xP
In all fairness, I don't know how many hit points I expected a freaking spider to have but that's on me
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*I couldn't help my expression smoothing out into dry flatness at both the statement and the obvious pun. I tried not to pay attention to whatever the hell was going on with the tea, as my voice came out equally dry.*
Oh, wonderful, for a second there, I was worried I was going to be three-for-three on having to foil world-ending plots. Turns out I'm just late to the party for once.
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I see.
*My brow furrowed.*
Then... if you weren't referring to yourself... This place is pretty barren of, well, much -if any- ensouled individuals that I can tell. How often do you get visitors from Earth specifically? Am I just the latest?
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*Honestly, this girl was the one that wouldn't talk here; I couldn't fathom what she was doing being the frustra- Oh. Realization dawned a moment before the skeleton finally spoke up. She couldn't talk. Well, that fucking sucked. As soon as I saw the clock her construct morphed into, I had a fair idea what she was referring to however.*
I see, that's unfortunate. As for what seems to have her curiosity piqued... You mean my eyes, right?
*I pointed briefly pointed at my green irises, where five black spokes like clock hands rotated steadily around each pupil.*
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*Deadpans, glancing at the skeleton before returning my gaze to you with a sigh and shaking my head*
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*The question mark morphs into a clock winding backwards, before popping out of reality; I point at myself and make a zipping gesture across my lips, followed by a twist of my wrist at its completion—after the expression, I point at you and the question mark reappears*
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*I raised a single brow at that, but my attention was -rather unintentionally granted- fairly dominated by the Presence sitting across from me. That said, simple politeness dictated I favor her with a small two-fingered wave of my own, still being careful not to move too quickly, lest I superheat the air. My gaze flicked back towards the skeleton, but even now, I was struggling to reach my senses out towards the quirky girl, trying to get a feel for her own energy even through the utter tsunami before me.*
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*Omniscience? Why was I even surprised at this point. Every time I finally became the big fish, I'd get thrown into a brand new pond where I was at the bottom again. Combine even just that power with his instantaneous conjuration, and this utter monster of a being could be considered the closest thing to utterly invincible that there was. If he didn't want you to reach him, you weren't reaching him. It didn't matter your size or numbers, his sheer sensory range meant he had the advantage every time... assuming his reaction and perception speeds were similarly up to par... and also his conjuration range for that matter.*
You're from an Earth? I wouldn't doubt it. I've been to two thus-far -well, maybe three if you count Cauldron's base, but that's beside the point. My original home and the last were two very different places on both a cultural and power level, so I have to say that, in hindsight, I'm not exactly shocked someone like you could exist.
Has everyone been tracking their coin?