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2 yrs ago
Current "I've spent a lot of time thinking about my past... My mistakes... And I've come to the conclusion that I was right about everything."
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3 yrs ago
"What you know will kill you but you will die laughing."
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3 yrs ago
Hey, you know what's annoying? Being self-centered. Getting mad at people for doing something instead of something else when they're just having fun sucks. Gotta love self-loathing, too.
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3 yrs ago
"You were last seen the day you disappeared."
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3 yrs ago
"There will always be shitheads. That's why they'll always try to out-shit them." - yourMoonstone | Reminder that all fanart is illegal. |
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"Someone asked if I wanted mac and cheese, but wouldn't that wreck the keyboard?"
"Familiarity breeds contempt, bucko. Know what that means? Probably something insulting.
@misty
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Wanna bet? I've always wanted a pet, but you never let me have one. I wanted a dog.
*Walks around you*
And it looks like I got one.


Wan wan. Woof.

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*Glares*


I can't be a guy, sorry. What else was part of "everything?"
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Try me.


*Sticks my tongue out at you.*
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How about when it reaches zero, I shove it so far up your rectum that it pops out your eyes?


There's nothing you can do that I haven't already done to myself, Misty. But that attitude problem is exactly what we need to talk about.
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I can call any one of our kids right now if you don't respect me enough to listen. Maybe they'll scare you a bit more.


You totally can't.

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*Kicks you*


*It stops before touching me.*
And you. You, your boyfriend, and I need to have a chat sometime.
*Jack walks over and hands you a timer* When that reaches zero bring him to my place and we can discuss it over tea or something.
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I'm not the one that comes to mind. That honor would go to Sven. He's got less care about whether you're retiring than... Y'know.


How is that old mechanic, anyway? Good, I hope.
If we aren't allowed to kill Dark right now, I know of many people who will do it. One in particular cones to mind.


I'd appreciate if you not try to kill me anymore now that I'm entering retirement. It's just a waste of power stopping you.
No she can't david they're in the higher scale.
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I have standards. Or have you already forgotten me?


You've handled me being a girl before. And a child. And several other things. Unless you're planning to have ano- Oh no. No no no. No. Nooooooooooo. No.
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