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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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The skirmish came to a close much as it began, in a swift and brutal flurry of violence. This last of the Spriggans collapsed, its form breaking apart as the forces that held it together dissipated. The old Nord spat upon the Matron’s prone form, the orange glow that sustained it subsided like a dying flame, and he took stock of the people who had rushed to his aid. A young Nord woman, the khajiit the Matron had run through, and a bloody Altmer of all things lay critically wounded, if not fatally so, and the man felt a profound guilt at the predicament he had put them in, albeit entirely unintentionally. He lived a good long life, and it didn’t do that it was extended at the expense of three others. “Gather your fallen,” he called to the other rescuers, knowing time would be of the essence. “What’s left of my camp’s not far from here. There’s a chance some supplies survived. You’re all welcome to them.”

Approaching Daelin and Rhasha’Dar, who was still breathing and had managed to take a few laboured sips of the potion, the man knelt beside the khajiit and looked the Bosmer in the eyes. “You all have my thanks. Let me help you move the cat.” He implored. Daelin didn’t speak, simply taking the feet as directed and helping the Nord man carry Rhasha’Dar to wherever it was he said his camp was. As it would have it, less than five minutes of walking later showed a clearing with the charred remains of a tent, as well as what were three other mangled bodies. The man didn’t pay them much mind, but he helped set down the khajiit on a patch of soft earth and directed the others helping the wounded do the same. Wordlessly, he carried onto charred chest, its wood and iron components blackened, and he smashed the lock thrice with his hammer, the weakened wood giving out from heavy blows. The lid opened afterwards, and inside were nicely layered and labeled potions, including for fire resistance and healing, that he gathered quickly and handed out to the survivors.

“I ain’t a mage, but this is the best I got.” He said, as if apologetically. Pulling the blackened hide that once made up the walls of the tent, he dragged it over the dead bodies of his comrades. Taking a knee, he said a quiet prayer, too low for the others to heal as they worked on helping their comrades. After a few moments, the man returned to the group, setting himself down heavily on the ground somewhere approximately centered on them all, facing them.

“Those over there were Iver Boulder-Fist, Sven Thunder-Ram, and Harold Skyhammer. They were my brothers, bound by blood and war. We had served the Imperial Legion for three decades, longer than it looks like some of you younger ones have walked this Nirn, and we fought in more battles than I care to remember and all earned their Names, well and true.” He lamented, working his bearded jaw, wishing the mead survived. “I’d have joined them in Sovengarde had it not been for you lot, and an odd one at that, begging your pardon. These old bones is called Rothvar Tower-Shield. Earned my name by holding the keep doors at Fort Greenwall single handed by jamming my shield into a crack on the floor and holding my weight against the Stormcloaks that tried to get at me and the others until we managed to find a way out that didn’t involve going through entirely too many rebels. Others were pretty adamant that I’m the reason we got out at all, so they were more than happy to drink in my honour and all that other shit that comes with getting a Name thrown your way. I ain’t a fussy man, never sought glory or any of that shit. I just wanted to do my job and get home to my wife and three kids.

“Anyways, that’s quite enough about me. What I and my Brothers were doing here was trying to figure out what in Shor’s name was going on in the these woods, and since we are all Siege engineers, well, the Jarl of Whiterun was rather adamant that somebody find a way to keep the flames from spreading down to the city, so the fact we weren’t Ulfric’s boys didn’t factor into the decision. So for over a week now, we’d been digging ditches, cutting down trees, and all that other shit to try and stop whatever was going on from spreading, but it isn’t a natural cause, you see. Twice over, we had to start anew to get ahead of the infernos, and each time, a new one would ignite behind us, upwind, wherever made the least amount of sense and rendered our efforts to shit. Gotta say, I was pissed. Still am.” Rothvar said, rolling his eyes and stretching his neck. The man was mighty cramped and his old muscles ached.

“So, about three days ago, we first ran into the Spriggans, and we’d been real careful to avoid where their sanctuaries are, you can usually see the signs and they usually don’t bother you if you give them their due space, but they were acting weird, and one night, around supper, they attacked. So we defended ourselves, burned the piece of shit out of spite instead of using our timbers.” Rothvar grunted, frowning heavily as his eyes narrowed. “Things didn’t get better from there, as you could guess.”

“Rothvar, an honour to be sure, and I am sorry for your losses, but what do you know of these fires? Our company has been tasked with finding the source ourselves, on behalf of the Jarl of Dawnstar. The more we know, the more we can help one another, wouldn’t you agree?” Daelin interjected.

The Nord nodded agreeably. “Right. A lot of words in these here lungs, I forget my manners from time to time. As I said, the cause ain’t natural, it’s a fucking man. We’ve seen him setting the brush on fire about two days prior, a bit after the first Spriggan attack, and bloody bastard tried to roast us. Our potions kept us safe, because you don’t work around forest fires without protection, y’know? Anyways, we gave chase, not really armed for a fight and lo and behold, he slips away between the rocks on those outcroppings to the Northeast there,” he gestured in the direction vaguely. “About a league or so from here? We decided not to give chase, since we didn’t want to march into an ambush and we wanted to figure out what was there. Maps say that in that area is Cindershine Mine, some long disused mine where they probably dug up Corundum ore Moonstone or some such ore. Obviously, we don’t have a map of the place, and we had another job to take care of. We figured we’d rest on it, and come up with a plan of attack next the damned mage surfaced. He never did, and before long we were hit this very morning by the Spriggans and wolves you fought today. I owe you lot my life, and you have my thanks.”

Daelin nodded, standing up to shake hands with Rothvar. “I’m sorry we did not arrive sooner, and I hate to ask you for assistance so soon after losing your Brothers, but my own people need attention. Would I be amiss for requesting your aid?”

Rothvar shook his head with a smile. “Anything for you folks. The dead are drinking with their ancestors, lucky bastards, and I can only hope I’ll catch up before too long, but in the meantime, I’ll do what I can for your people. There’s a stream not far from here, and I think a few of the cooking supplies survived, so I can fetch you some water, cook what’s left, and see what I can do to make you all comfortable. I’ll give you my map and anything else that might be of use if you’re planning on going after the mage.” He looked at the three prone figures. “Not sure if you want those three to be moving for a while, but it isn’t my operation.”

Daelin nodded and expressed his thanks before turning to his team, all of which looked pretty rough, even those who weren’t almost shaking hands with their afterlives. Checking on the conditions of the wounded, he said, “Okay, listen up. Two hour rest, we’ll see if we can’t get Rhasha’Dar, Sevine, and Keegan up and at least walking. I don’t know what we’re going up against, so if you three aren’t up for it, I give you permission to stay behind and recover. If not, anyone who thinks they can fight is more than welcome to finish the job. We need as many hands as possible. In the meantime, all of you, rest up, check your gear, and give Rothvar here a hand as need be. Dismissed.”
Sorry for the lack of move along post, Firewatch guys. I'm recovering from a surgery so I kinda am stuck writing when I'm feeling well enough to focus.

I'll try for tomorrow.
@gcold@Leidenschaft@Dervish

Just a quick heads up for this upcoming week! I will be out of town from Tuesday until late Friday evening for some training going on at my business headquarters. As such, I will not be able to post during this time. Anything posted between Tues-Fri, I will catch up on when I return, and if need be, have a post up for my characters.


Work abduction is worst abduction. D:
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I had a few character ideas; the one I'm leaning on strongest is a Breton sword-for-hire, based on the landsknechts, Swiss and other mercenaries of the medieval and renaissance eras. Maybe his heritage gives him a little magical aptitude on the side.
Or perhaps he could be a knight-errant.

Looking at the equipment guidelines and in keeping with ES lore, I suppose I'll have to save my plans for a revolutionary with a sentient sword for another RP.


Sentient sword, you say?



It's totally this, isn't it?

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By the love of Mara that's even more horrifying than I remembered

Someone put the poor girl out of her misery

@Aristo

I'm sure you can think of something, most of this game's characters have something that makes them a little unique. My character is being shadowed by a spectral mentor modeled after the Hero's Shade in Twilight Princess, for one, and Marcel is a walking magic EMP


That's the moment Ron became a furry.
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His alchemical skill being so hard to remember just means we need more!

Besides, who knows how many potions he got hair into...never ask Rhasha'Dar to make a polyjuice potion.




"Khajiit has potions if you have coin."
I'lll go.

1) Serena's training during her alliance run was skimped on fighting in favor of specialization.

2) Barat was Serena's ninth partner (before his own untimely death)

3) Serena is gonna use Barat as a sex toy.


As much as I want to vote 3, I'm going with two because I assume you don't mean sex partner because Serena screams like a little girl every time sex is mentioned.

1. Drono is barred from the sol system after decking an admiral.

2. Drono is banned from the sol system after sleeping with and tgen decking an admiral.

3. Drono is banned banned from the Sol system after sleeping with and then decking an admiral. Then leak the affair to the press and getting him fired after the admirals keycard was used to clean out an armory...


I'm going to say Numero Uno

Truth or Lie!

1. Dex's secret snack compartment has a custom cut hole on her armour for easy access.

2. Dex hounded and begged Jorick (her mechanic) to add it in.

3. She wholly believes it is a secret to everyone else besides Jorick.


OOPS I DIDN'T READ THE RULES PROPERLY.

MY BAD. OOPS.

AAAAA

1. Dex has had so many sex partners she's lost count.

2. She only has 2 siblings.

3. Dex still has a copy of her favourite turian musical script on her omnitool.


Imma say she only has two siblings.

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TANYA TIME

1. Tanya had an intimate relationship with Lewis, the designated marksman of her unit in the 63rd division, after several years of working and socializing together and becoming close. He was who she moved on from Gary with.
2. Tanya's fascination with metal music stems from the local scene in Scott, Terra Nova, having a considerable amount of local talent that more or less became the voice of the younger colonists. She listens to this genre because it reminds her of home.
3. The primary reason Tanya favours shotguns over any other weapon is because she barely passed basic marksmanship training and prefers her marksmanship be limited to generally pointing a gun at the bad guys to kill them while she focuses on other things.

TONKA TIME

1. Tonka's never had romantic partners, mainly because he's not interested in anything that's not krogan and things on Tuchanka are rather abysmal in the
romance department, given that the entire planet is an apocalyptic wasteland where the women are considered a sacred resource that requires a lot of red tape to even attempt to breed.
2. Tonka hates children, since they remind him of what he'll never have.
3. The reason Tonka specializes in infiltration and marksmanship was because he was the runt in his brood, so he had to adapt to survive with other krogan who were bigger and stronger than he was, and so he determined the best way to fight was by stacking the odds in his favour.
El Collabo Libre with Falling in my Skin, Zombie-zombie-yeah-yeah-in-your-head, and My Body is Dervilicious

Borealis Medbay, an uncertain time later...

The sound of an overworked fan became more and more apparent as Tanya came too, the thing probably well past its service date and clogged with dust and debris. Periodically, the almost comforting white noise it emitted was interrupted by the fan choking and sputtering before it picked up speed and carried on its duty.

Next, her vision started to come into focus as she opened her eyes and found she was in the medbay, somewhere she realized she had no real occasion to come into for, so for a brief moment there was a sense of panic as she didn't recognize where she was. When Tanya tried to brush the sleep from her eyes, her arm stopped with a jolt that she didn't really feel, her body was still quite numb. Jerking her arm again, she realized she was restrained and a seeping dread filled her. What the fuck was going on?

She tried to sit up, and her other arm was caught, and so without any other option, she tried to thrash free, wondering why the cuffs weren't biting into her skin. When she realized what they were, she screamed, mortified.

"Mornin' sleeping beauty." Vellios' cheerful voice came just out of her line of sight, the turian padded into view with a few steps. His eyes studied her, noting the lingering grogginess, and paused long enough to add a question. "How do you feel? You had a rough rest, hun. I hope you don't have too many bruises after that little love scratch our little pest gave you."

"What the fuck did you do to me? Tanya snarled, throwing her weight against the cuffs. "I know what these are, if you touched me..."

Vellios chuckled at what he viewed to be a pointless worry, then explained. "Relax. I prefer willing partners. Besides, it was for your own safety. In your high state, you would've hurt yourself and we couldn't have you wandering the ship."

Tanya was decidedly not convinced. "Fuzzy sex cuffs and the same bed you probably banged Dex on? Why didn't you just throw me in my bloody room?" she demanded, staring daggers at the turian. "Release me. Now."

Enjoying the moment, Vellios moved closer and easily snapped the first set of the cuffs off. He showed her the small button on the side which allowed an instant release so she can easily get herself out of the next set. "One, I was more worried the toxin put in your system might kill you so we came in here originally to see if we had an anti-toxin. Two, if we cuffed you in your room then how could we monitor or care for you if your body reacted badly to the venom? Finally... I haven't much reason to lie, but I get the feeling you'll believe what you want."

He then paused, grinning a bit at how quickly she had judged him and the fact she wasn't the first. "Oh, don't break them please. Else I'll have to ask you to replace them and personally be there to make sure you do."

With that, Vellios casually moved toward the cock pit to check on Iosif. His head turned in his wake, partly wondering if Tanya would follow him.

Tanya wasted no time freeing herself from the cuff and slid off the examination bed opposite of Vellios, keeping a distance between them both. Her eyes narrowed and jaw was tense, as were her fists, held tight to the point where her knuckles were skull-white. "You don't want to hear what I believe, you bastard!" she shouted after him, throwing the cuffs roughly in the direction of a trash receptacle. "You expect me to trust you after this shit? Don't you ever stop to think, 'oh wait, maybe that will seem a bit fucking rapey'? So wipe that shit eating smirk off your face, you heartless bastard."

Taking off in the opposite direction with a heavy limp from where she was bit, she headed back to the hanger, where bits of dead animal were still scattered about and Shithead was whistling along as it continued to patrol for intruders. Tanya slumped against a wall, her arms crossed tightly about her waist as she fought the welling of tears in her eyes and the urge to punch something.

Vellios didn't react beyond watching her go down to the hanger.

He was use to people expecting the worst of him and knew she feel bad later for it, even if he already told her the truth and she didn't want to believe him. Vellios decided to let her cool a bit and would likely need to make it up to her later, if she let him. At worst, he would move on like he always did. He doubted anyone would believe he didn't do it and he didn't blame them. After all, his history was an open book and filled with the worst type of nightmares, he was even surprised it didn't cross his mind.

The turian strolled into the cockpit then leaned over by Iosif's chair. "Well, sleeping beauty is awake and free, but I would suggest you let her cool off for a while. She's not happy as she suspects I've been naughty. Either way, I'm going to head back to the observation base with some meds and that should make her feel tons better."

He turned back to the end of the cockpit, ignoring the fact that rain was sheeting down outside. "Though, do take care of her for me. I might've fucked up, but I honestly do like her as a friend."

"I'll talk to her-" Iosif started off, only to completely swivel around in his seat as he processed the turian's intentions to head back out into the wilderness. "What? Hold on..."

"I don't think that will work, Iosif.”

Vellios quickly snatched up his medical kit off the nearest table then wordlessly headed toward the hangar area. He hit the button to open the hatch then started to move down the ramp and sighed at the terrible weather. He quickly made to exit without a word or look toward Tanya, the woman still slumped against the wall. His talons clipped quickly down the ramp and squished into the mud, sending the ramp right back up to close.

Halfway up, however, the ramp was stopped with an awkward jerk as the Borealis' Slavic pilot halted it mid-closure, exasperated from having ran from the cockpit to the hangar.

"Get back in here, you're in no fit state to be out there - you'll compromise the damned job!" He had to raise his just to be heard in the rain.

The cold rain poured without mercy upon Vellios’ carapace and numbed him, chilling what emotional guilt he held within his chest. It seeped deep down, the icy embrace comforting him more than anything else could at that moment. The sensation went beyond words, actions or anything he could consider describing.

For a long moment, it solved everything.

If he didn’t feel, there was no pain and he was free of all consequences. That thought itself held power to his spirit of freedom, putting his head back into order and calming the confliction within his head. In truth, he knew deep down -where the rarely used common sense lurked- he was risking a hell of a lot being out here.

He turned about to face Iosif mid walk then pointed an arm back to the ship, his words barely heard over the storm’s rumbling as he continued to walk backwards. “I won’t compromise the job, but she won’t feel alright until I’m gone. Just trust me on this. Honestly, I’m surprised it didn't happen sooner. So you need to take care of her first.”

Iosif let off an exasperated, before speaking up again. "Fine. But get your ass back inside in the meantime, before you catch a cold or whatever it is that you turians get. If more of those birds get in whilst I'm keeping the ramp open, you're getting fed to the fucking things." Part of him suspected that Vellios was looking for an excuse to head back out into the wilderness and that the situation with Tanya was just a catalyst for that. Frankly, it made no difference beyond its contribution to giving him a headache.

Vellios inhaled and considered not moving, the rain still chilling his carapace, before he shake his crested head and shifted into the cargo bay.The ramp closed behind him as he vanished toward his quarters, the door closed tightly behind him.

And with that, the slavic pilot glanced back over his shoulder, wondering just where the hell Tanya had stormed off to. That question, however, was answered only shortly afterwards when he looked towards where her drone was patrolling, eventually finding her slumped against a wall, arms locked around her waist.

Iosif wasn't entirely sure just what had been said between the two, but judging by the sullen look on Tanya's face and Vellios' choice of wording... yeah, the implications there were definitely unpleasant. All things considered, he might've understood just where she was coming from in her response, particularly on a crew with mercs you've barely known, but for the sake of all involved the matter had to be put to rest.

"I'm a little hazy on what was said back there, but for what it's worth, the turian's telling the truth. The cyka has a smug way of saying it, but nothing happened whilst you out. Trust me on that, if my word amounts to a damn." His tone of voice indicated that he was trying to come across with sincerity, even if he was a little blunt and to-the-point.

Tanya snorted, not looking up to meet Iosif's gaze. "Not the damn point. Put yourself in my position, how the hell would you feel waking up in sex cuffs on a bed that you know that guy banged your team mate on, the same guy who constantly makes passes at people, myself included, and brags about all of his conquests? I wake up after being, what? Poisoned, not knowing where the fuck I am or what happened to me? And he laughs at me! So screw him, asshole's a sociopath."

"I'm the one who restrained you, for the record." Iosif said, wearily running a palm along his jawline. "Look, he's an asshole. Sure. And probably a little sociopathic, but for the sake of keeping things smooth it's in our best interests to work with that."

That hardly helped matters, but at least it helped make their story a bit easier to swallow. In truth, she could understand where they were coming from, and likely would have done something similar in their position, but Tanya was hardly in a mood to be consoled, "And you both couldn't think of a better way to do that?" she asked, with a look that wouldn't have been out of place on a rattlesnake deciding whether or not to strike.

"No." Iosif said, with a rather blunted tone. "If we weren't in the situation we were, things would've probably been different, but we're out in pirate territory and the last thing we needed was the risk of you having a seizure and smashing your head on something. I can't speak for the turian but there was a point to it beyond acting like a smug bastard.

A long sigh escaped through Tanya's nostrils. She heard the logic and the good intention in what Vellios and Iosif did, and they acted with what little information and time they had. "I get it, I do. I just wish it were you keeping an eye on me instead of him. His bedside manner is terrible." she said quietly, forcing the slightest faltering hint of a smile. It wasn't genuine, far from it, but the red-hot anger that drove her minutes ago had largely ebbed, enough for knowing diplomacy was warranted, especially since they did try to save her life in the process. Why the hell couldn't things be simple?

"So, idiot walked off on his own in the storm?" she asked.

Iosif shook his head, "He went off to brood somewhere in the ship after I told him not to run off." In truth it was probably for the best he figured, given the circumstances. "At any rate, we'll-"

Another voice cut him off mid-sentence as his, Tanya and presumably Vellios' comms crackled to life with Serena's voice. "Guys? Guys, can you hear me? We've been compromised. A fucking tree landed one of our turrets and damaged the other. It fired on us. We managed to disable and then repair it, but the gunfire it caused drew a squad on our position. Five smugglers, from what I can see. Haze is attempting to draw them away. My readouts on Tonka say that he's being fired upon, his shields are low. And-" There was the sound of gunfire. "FUCK!" More gunfire. Serena screamed in pain. Then dead silence as the connection cut out.

"Shit... time to move" Iosif grunted as he began to pace away from Tanya, towards the shuttle in the hangar. On the way he brought up his own comms in address of the other two occupants of the ship, "Sounds like they're in need of support. Tanya, can you get the hangar bay open for me? I'm going to prep the shuttle, are you and the turian coming along for the ride or holding back to watch the ship whilst I'm gone?"

Vellios had already been in the hangar from the moment he got Serena's message. He didn't even care he felt like shit as his talon roamed over his omnitool, his device linking back to Serena's and located her within a few minutes. It was unlikely the other two could since they hadn't bothered to sync up their omnitool like he did to hers. He was barely listening to Iosif, his attire already changed, as his heart raced over the news given over his comm. Inwardly, he was cursing at himself for leaving her alone and not merely ignoring Serena's request. So help him if Haze had left her to die...

His talons tightened into a fist at the thought, his consideration of snapping the Turian's neck crossed his mind, before forcing himself to relax. The lost ones that hurt her weren't alive to tell the tale and they were lucky. It took a few moments to collect what little calm he had left after the incident with Tanya and had he been much younger, he doubted he would've been able to center himself at all.

A bitter but amused chuckle cross his throat, unheard by anyone through the helmet. He should've died a long time ago. All Haides survivors did. As he turned to Iosif, his legs twitching and were eager to be off, his decision obvious: He was going after Serena. With or without them.

"Climb in!" The Slavic pilot called to him from a seated position in the cockpit, the entrance doors open as the Kite's systems came to life, lighting up inside. "Can you operate the kinetic weapon on this thing?"

Vellios didn't a second invitation as he shifted into the shuttle, his talons pushing him in deep then shifted into the nearest seat. His helmet head shook in answer, his specialty close range and more manual labor than weapons on a shuttle. His figure hunched over to control the muscle twitches and eagerness to get to Serena. He hadn't bothered to acknowledge Tanya, their fight the last thing on his mind, while within the cramp area.

"Fine, Tanya - you're up again." Iosif remarked as he flicked another couple of switches, the engines letting off a low hum as the hangar doors parted to allow exit.

The news was hardly what anyone wanted to hear, and hearing Serena in pain sobered Tanya up right quick. Goddamn leftovers from the Blitz, should have known it would have been unreliable rubbish... She thought, scrambling for the access pannel for the hanger ramp. When it was lowered, Tanya waited for the Kite to depart the ship, where she hit the close switch and hopped into the waiting vehicle, her M-15 sitting between her legs, buttstock on the deck of the kite. She'd slide open the door, provide covering fire, and get down on the dirt to try and relieve Serena and Haze. Of all the stupid shit that happened tonight...

"I don't know how fast you can get us there, but they can't wait." Tanya said, trying to roughly estimate how a two hour trek through dense jungle would compare to a comparatively easy flight through the storm to get there. And to think, all of this shit could have been avoided if Vellios didn't decide he needed his drugs then and there, she thought bitterly, tense and ready for a fight, and not at all happy with the downtime between touching down in a combat zone.

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Overhead the surface of Virmire, the crew's

"Borealis? It's Haze. Serena's unconscious and bleeding out. I'm stabilising her but we're compromised pretty badly out here. We got made by about three, four smugglers from the camp. I KOed them all but I can't move Serena on my own without risking her life. We need help, ASAP."

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@MacabreFox@Dervish


*winks with both eyes*
I'll be partaking in this OOC game shortly, I will be on my computer soonish.
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fixdet


Can we make "bitch lieutenant" his official title?
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