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Call me Doc. I prefer RM, UM, or LP fights, with human or peak human hand-to-hand or swords & sandals being my speciality.
Challenge me to a match any old time!

Arena Characters: http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/87852-docs-characters-no-posting/ooc#post-3105991

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@ImportantNobody

As Umbard devoted his arms to slowing his motion, a spindly, four-fingered hand adorned with ebony talons, whose spread could have encompassed a man's chest, twisted out of the crevasse and sought a hold upon the warrior's upper right shin. As Umbard seemed quite preoccupied with holding onto the tree, he'd be in poor shape to quickly stop the gnarled claws from stripping his meat to the bone, potentially extracting nearly his entire calf muscle. The long middle claw in particular threatened to gouge out the popliteal artery behind his knee. Fortunately Evvie would arrive not long after the monster's claws, and regardless of how Umbard handled the attempted mangling of his leg, the intense dragon fire forced the creature to release its prey. It left its severed tail still clinging to Umbard, the gluey tension between the two parts releasing as a fresh layer of slick mucous upended the terribly sticky initial layer.

Even were Evvie to pursue the creature, Umbard would still be left with a formidable challenge. The severed tail's grip was diabolical, undoubtedly cutting off circulation to his foot. Strange muscles flexed and coiled beneath the damp flypaper skin, squeezing ever tighter. It had encircled his left leg with a ring of that incredibly sticky goo, and even if he could get the meat of the tail off, he might as well have had a band of tire rubber left to remove. His foot might have even already started going numb from lack of circulation by the time he understood how dangerous the remaining bit of the monster was. Of course, that was assuming he wasn't already bleeding out from his other leg.
@Negatomsk

Fun, yes, and fair as well. Fair isn't trying to argue your way into having an OP character participate in a ranked contest. The police exist for a reason, and so do judges.

As for Gonad, the difference is fundamental. McDonald's and Five Guys, a garage band and AC/DC. The 'real deal' is above petty speculation.

Stay awhile, take your shoes off and relax. Remain in this tournament and look forward to your meeting Gonad, but until then, enjoy what peace of mind you have.
@DLL
Once I win this tournament, I'm gonna come after each and every one of you with Alexander. I'll show you the power of REAL WRESTLING!


Good shit, Lee. H2H combat is not some cheap gimmick to be toyed with on a whim for the sake of a trend. I held this opinion in silence, not wanting to offend. This ridiculousness has gone on long enough now, though. Don't mistake this for a power trip, or simple bragging. The truth should be evident in what I'm about to say.

Any luchadores who remain in this tournament, I'll deal with in a manner so comically effortless, so repulsively severe, that forever after when they contemplate the description of a punch or a kick, a grab or a throw, the memory will surface like the white whale Ahab so foolishly sought after. The heart will clench, breath will come short, cold sweat will run down the back. Turning the true basis of all combat into a three ring circus? A half assed forum dispute?

Luchalliance. Perhaps you've just never seen a character literally shit down the severed stump of their enemy's neck. I'm willing to toss my sense of humor aside to demonstrate.
@Cruallassar

Donny doesn't play silly games like 'quick draw'. He doesn't play at all. Unfortunately, I couldn't flex his character enough to keep him from picking whichever side seemed strongest. Donny had it in his head that he could either take on the god lady and risk losing, or kill everyone for a chance to win her favor with an equally sizable chance of said god lady turning on him. One simply offered more possibilities for escape.
@Rilla

I'd like to apply as a judge for this tournament. I actually have a ton of experience in presiding over battles, having ran an in-game fightwriting academy for about three years on W42.
A man's gotta stay in character.
@WiseDragonGirl

As Andy shuffled through his backpack, Donny blew up. When he had balled up around his hands, it disguised his final act. Setting his watch to blow up the C4 he kept on his person.

Large, sharp shards of the mutating metal coating Donny were cast from the detonation at speeds exceeding mach three. Anybody and anything within twenty meters was essentially fucked.
@Fallenreaper@Guru@MelonHead

Can't let the meat go to waste. We must use every part of the animal.
@Guru

Despite how the weight of that text could, if dropped from a great height, kill a bull moose...

I must say, all well said.
Whelp, what's the next topic? How about midget on midget combat?
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