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26 days ago
Current You'd think after like 15 years I'd stop feeling like a fraud when writing posts but I still do which is both a statement on my self confidence and a compliment to how good my partners are as writers
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5 mos ago
Why are you talking about Final Fantasy 10 like that
5 mos ago
Final Fantasy 13 is a top five entry in the franchise but ya'll still ain't ready to have that conversation
6 mos ago
This Bears/Packers game is gonna make me believe in the power of Chicago Pope
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6 mos ago
The older I get the more I start to think BBQ potato chips are the worst flavor, actually.
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Look, I got lost on the way to getting some jajangmyeon and it'd be foolish to leave now.

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<Snipped quote by Kratesis>

America has the best Chinese food in the world.

That is my response to that.


The fact that you can walk into a Chinese buffet and get a plate full of pepperoni pizza and french fries makes America truly the greatest country in the world.
Dynamo Frokane:
'Be totally wrong about this then back down when challenged on it but it's okay because I'm just being cheeky'

No amount of shiny HD and camera tweaks fix the crappy level design and the abysmal combat. KH1 probably has one of the worst battle systems ever. Its up there with god of war and shadow of mordor.


I come back to questions about bondage.

I can fuck with that.
@Fabricant451

The best one?

Either they broke a good game and made it into a bad, not-fun game with KH1.5 for PS3, or I'm missing something. Like, it would have to suddenly have to get REALLY good after Alice in Wonderland (That's where I stopped playing) to justify it's reputation, and even then, NOBODY talks about how abysmally shit the entire game up to Alice in Wonderland is. Because that's what the game I played is. Shit.


Well for starters, 1.5 fixed the camera which was the largest issue in the game back in the earl 00s. They also made it more like KH2 from a UI standpoint, meaning the triangle button was used to open stuff. But Kingdom Hearts 1 is far and away the best one in the series with Birth By Sleep being number two. You played the first world after the tutorial bits. Kingdom Hearts 1 is a much more pure experience and the only time the game actually felt like a genuine collab effort between Disney and Final Fantasy because the game plays out like a Disney movie and the Final Fantasy bullshit bits were secondary.

The sequels went more and more into Tetsuya Nomura's baffling narrative to the point where it ruins the appeal and theme of the first game since now it's all predestiny and prophecy and garbage bad JRPG trappings with gameplay that is as uninteresting as its core cast of characters. As the series has gone on all they've done is make incremental changes to the combat system while slipping further and further away from the heart of the series.

Pun intended.
Overrated games?

Kingdom Hearts 1

I swear this is is only looked upon fondly nowadays because of association with it's far better sequel, and the rest of the franchise.


It's funny because the sequels have made Kingdom Hearts 1 (the best one) way way way way way worse because of all the stupid retcons and changes and dumbness.

I'm here. I've missed things.
Please RNGsus let my treasure plunders be sick as hell.
And while you went into Skyrim with rose colored glasses, I don't see how you can go from that to this unless you yourself changed as a person on how you look at games fundamentally.


I went into Skyrim with the same attitude I go into any game I play. I don't want games to be bad. I want them to be good. It's really easy to see how someone can change their opinion in light of new experiences or evidence. In 2011 I was almost out of college and I spent like all of Thanksgiving break and winter holiday playing it. But it didn't really stick with me then apart from "Yeah I guess it's good?" I can play a game like Chrono Trigger today and still have the same exuberance as I did in 1995. I can play Final Fantasy 8 and still enjoy every minute of it even with its super specific issues and flaws. I can't say the same for Skyrim. It's not that I changed. It's that Skyrim refused to change enough.

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