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Why are you talking about Final Fantasy 10 like that
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Final Fantasy 13 is a top five entry in the franchise but ya'll still ain't ready to have that conversation
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I'd say YMS' reviews added to his popularity, too. I'm not ashamed to admit I'm a total sucker for YMS, but a lot of the movies he reviews get piledived after the joke has ended.


I forgot about him but yeah probably that too. But YMS doesn't have the charm of the hack frauds so I went with them.
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And the Tommy Wiseau thing come full circle again, but now with neckbeard books.


At least Tommy Wiseau seems likable whereas everything Ernest Kline does is somehow even worse than the bottom of the barrel.
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Baby Driver is an average movie but it's original. For every good interesting thing it does, it does something bad in an interesting way too.

Ready Player One is better than the book but that's not saying much. Ernest Kline has never made anything good ever.


Ernest Kline made me laugh hard with his terrible 'poem' about porn so I'll chalk that up as a good because it's shit.
Will Smith IS a good actor, he just makes bad choices but at this point in his career he can afford to do whatever the fuck.
I'm still kicking, I'm trying to have my sheet up this weekend
Baby Driver would at least be interesting since that's a good movie whose talking points constantly get boiled down to just "YEAH BUT THE MUSIC SYNCHS UP!". Ready Player One is just a bad movie based on a terrible book directed by a guy whose best work is twenty years ago.

Also the only reason people give any shit about Neil Breen is because they're being 'ironic' since RLM talked about one that one time with Max Landis, the guy that wrote Bright. People want him to be the next Tommy Wiseau because they're all in on the joke even though there's no joke left.
I hate Star Wars but I can't help myself from talking about it. It is my Sisyphean torture. I appreciate that it's been civil which seems like a rarity within Stahr Wahrs. Of course I do agree that Rey's character isn't as well defined as the OT trio, but she's at least above prequel tier. And I get it, I get the issues many have, there's a lot of greater issues with the sequels (like a lack of a defined plan), but episode 8 was like a reminder why I thought Star Wars was neato skeeto. That said, once more around the horn.

Luke was more familiar with the process and mechanics by that time, despite his injuries, and the span of distance was way, way shorter.


I'm not sure distance matters quite as much. Rey was in fight or flight mode and the lightsaber 'called to her' so the script said earlier. The Force doesn't mean someone needs training to tap into it - Broom Kid is proof enough of that - but given that Rey is 'embracing her destiny' with that moment, it's equal parts dramatic coda and character defining. Luke was under duress and struggled and Rey struggled as well - against Kylo who was also trying to get the saber.

Aside from the implication (at least, as I think) that there was more practice than was shown on screen, it's a heck of a lot more than nothing at all and a better background for using tweaks of the force than, again, nothing that counts as tangible practice.


I don't think there's much of an issue with a lack of 'practice' given that all we ever see Luke do on screen is deflect bolts, move his saber, and do some gymnastics with rocks. Episode 6 has the implication that he went back for more training but the same isn't exactly said for episode 5. Luke's training was never really the vital point so much as it was expansion of the Force - that even someone like Yoda could do extraordinary things. Luke in the movies isn't exactly the most competent of Jedi even with his masters being two of the best.

I'm curious if you clicked the link.


I clicked it, yes, but I didn't watch it. I intend to if only because it's probably a perspective that I can't exactly have.

Why not make a more intelligent character in the first place?


You'll have to ask Kasdan and Abrams for that. I don't disagree, which is why Snoke dying is the best thing they could've done.

The former elements were learning experiences that he ultimately took from later on, and his nature was a heck of a lot more open than the prequel jedi who failed to do any form of adapting at all. Carries on the tradition indeed.


The Jedi are constant failures no matter what point of history it is, so Luke does carry on the tradition of failing and learning from it only when an opportune moment arises to do so. It's what makes his ultimate fate in TLJ so satisfying because he learns his greatest lesson and does the single coolest thing a Jedi has done on screen. Luke was awesome.

Great, you have your 'force is stupid' movies. I'll isolate them from the ones that give the marginal attempt to take themselves seriously in the first place, despite plentiful flaws and the fast and loose nature of Lucas lore (probably why there's so many ideas of what's canon in the first place, ei?)


Well it's not a movie but a game, and it does take itself and the mythos seriously. Some would say too seriously.

I think you mean anything more, as anything less would pretty much make it a shapeless blob of 'meh, something happened, it's magic, whatever' which Lucas may have bought into for 9 year old Anakin. At that point it's all such an obvious load of bullshit you might as well host a public roleplay with everyone as jump-in and latch star wars to the name to see what comes of it. Anything more would define rules, standards for how it would work, systems of balancing, practice resulting in greater manifest of abilities, etc. An expansion to the potential of the ideas presented in the originals and... somewhat... carried on in the prequels. Naturally, everyone takes it to different extents. Everyone has their interpretation. All we'll end up arguing is how we think the Force should operate when the only boundaries to exist rest in the interpretations of the originals, built up with the prequels (or not, as some see fit to interpret), and any further content from there ranging from the self contradictory Legends book material to comics to Clone Wars/Rebels to Disney's line of interpretation. It's pick and choose in the end. But I'd prefer things in the main line to put a little more energy into staying persistent with itself. And honestly, I have as many problems with the prequels, perhaps more, on this count than anything else produced for Star Wars.


I think a major problem is because The Force is so ill defined that it creates situations where expanding it just creates more problems. Star Wars works best when it's not taken super seriously, but that doesn't mean serious and good stories can't be told within universe.

Well someone's gotta be the responsible one for these sure to be wayward souls.
I think it's a common misconception among fans of the new trilogy that she has the same kind of development as Luke in terms of evolving from virtually nothing into a force competent power. There is a difference between 'incredibly independent' and incredibly skilled on a relatively out of the way world who is not underskilled in anything. I see no real challenges for her. I see little weakness. I see little to grow from, and as a result, I simply don't see the growth. I see the same person in the next movie as I saw in the first movie. Luke was heavily flawed, heavily unskilled save for a couple things (and certainly nowhere near as adept with the Force as she proves to be off the bat). He was rather relatable off the bat for his many flaws, each of which he overcame. I saw little of that in Rey. And that is where I feel she falls flat.


Luke was hardly 'heavily unskilled'. He's a guy that on separate occasions boasts that he can fly better than a professional pilot and military individuals despite his only piloting experience basically being with hovercrafts and then goes on to literally be the ace pilot that saves the day despite it being his first time in any actual combat experience. Rey's development isn't a 1:1 replica of Luke just like how TFA isn't actually a remake of ANH and people suggesting it as such do a disservice to both. But there are purposeful parallels between the two. The difference is that Luke is an active character while Rey isn't and that doesn't make her bad because of it, but it's why it takes the efforts of the surrounding cast to propel her.

Luke and Rey are both stuck in places they don't actually want to be. Luke wants to go off and join the Rebels like his friends but his aunt and uncle won't let him; Rey has heard tales and has grown up in the wreckage of the final battle of the previous war and would very much like to be a pilot but she's desperately clinging to the truth she refuses to see. Luke actively takes steps to leave even before he's blatantly forced to while Rey would have been content in the scavving life - not happy, but content were it not for the conflict rolling up on her. It's why Rey spends the entire first two acts of the movie trying to get back home and why by the end of it her goal has changed and she's started to become more active.

The Rey from the start of TFA is different from the Rey in TLJ though the more negative aspects of her personality are still ever present. They Rey from the start of TFA would not ever have chosen to go after Kylo, if the character remained the same she would've gone back to Jakku after Starkiller Base. Her challenges are, as they are with the central four characters, finding their place in the galaxy. Rey and Ren are both dealing with disappointment from their father figures but one is realizing that there's a better way and the other is compromised and desperate. Rey is in the unique position of having to carry on a legacy that used to mean something and having to do so on her own terms and merits. That's a challenge in itself, and that's without the more personal challenge of saving her friends, which she accomplishes.

How adept with the Force is Rey truly, though? We have yet to see her do anything truly incredible with it. What we've seen Rey do amounts to the Jedi Mind Trick (not exactly a Jedi Master ability) and move rocks around - and Luke was able to move stuff even before Yoda and with what looked like basic sensory training on one trip. Her skill with a lightsaber is questionable, it's not like she's standing toe to toe with a master, and she's arguably more skilled in combat than the Force anyway. Maz Kanata gives Rey the rundown and then Rey puts it into practice, and the Maz Kanata scene is essentially Rey taking steps to being more true and honest with herself, and in turn a more active character.

Rey's been developed quite well, it's just that much of it is internal - except for Maz literally spelling out how Rey wants to belong.

A different set of surroundings and saying 'wellp, I have a point now' to your already developed abilities after seeing each test easily surpassed is another matter entirely. As far as beating Kylo Ren, consider that Rey isn't even remotely trained in lightsaber combat, while Ren was given considerable training in that as well as general force abilities. He was underpresented and she was overpresented.


Finn has zero lightsaber training or experience and fights Kylo. He loses but it's not like he lost utterly and completely. He holds his own fairly well, even having a clash that ends because of the cross guard and then Finn goes on to actually strike Ren with the saber. Ren is emotionally unstable and nursing a pretty glaring wound. When Rey first engages Kylo, she looks uncertain, confused, and afraid. She's swinging wildly. Her opening move is a lunge, and Kylo is effortlessly fucking with her. She gets put on the defensive almost right away to the point where she starts to run away. She cuts a tree to try and put distance between herself and Kylo. She gets backed into a corner - because the Starkiller Base is being destroyed and she's pushed to the edge of a newly formed cliff that would kill her. Cue Kylo's recruitment spiel and Rey hearing "The Force" and remembering what Maz told her earlier in the movie.

It's only here that Rey goes on the offensive, getting two hits in before they essentially have a physical struggle which Rey ultimately wins because Kylo wasn't looking. For the majority of their fight, Kylo was absolutely the one with the upper hand. It wasn't like Rey won effortlessly.

- Great fighter including with a lightsaber just by picking it up. Self defense against brigands is another matter from beating the living shit out of basically whatever comes at her in a straight fight.


See above comment.

- Capable force user with a trick of pulling the lightsaber at a time in the movies when Luke, son of a being that was apparently spawned by pure force, was having tons of trouble doing the same.


The circumstances were different for both cases. Luke was disoriented and had been hung upside down for a considerable amount of time - and in both cases Luke and Rey close their eyes to tap into the Force to accomplish their goals.

- Han has many more years around the Falcon then she's had in her life. I'm skeptical that she'd be fully adept at the things he is.


Rey works on ships for Plutt. That includes the Falcon. She knows the workings of the Falcon at this point because she was there when it was modified while Han was not. It's like if someone bought a used car, put in new parts, and the owner came back and was wondering why the handling was different.

- No, that is not 'how the force is', because the only place where that kind of logic could be sustained is in the Phantom Menace where a 9 year old that was apparently made of pure Force (total bullshit plot there, but bear with me) was able to pull droids from his ass and blow up starships single handedly. Luke was fully developed as a human being and given some training in the force by Kenobi at least. And then said 9 year old pretty much fell right into line with the masters by not following the same scale in the second movie onwards as far as power. Someone untrained and unpracticed in the force I believe to be well established as someone who simply can't use it effectively unless given proper training. She had the full grip before training even began, and when it did, she basically had it all on the spot. She's either Palpatine's granddaughter (or some equivalent, but if it's the former, I'll somewhat understand and possibly even like the development if done right) or her balancing is skewed.


What training was he given by Kenobi, exactly? He put on a helmet and deflected a few bolts from a game droid. He didn't even have any actual formal training until Empire and yet at the end of A New Hope he blatantly uses the Force to blow up the Death Star - just because Kenobi told him to "Use the Force". Which is almost exactly how Rey manages to win the fight, just without Lupita Nyongo whispering it in her ear. Nothing Rey did is out of the ordinary given what we see of her experiences in the movie.

We'll have to agree to disagree.


Will we? Considering that TLJ confirms that Rey's literally no one special (which was also brought up in TFA) and that they would be stupid to run it back in episode 9.

I've seen nothing to indicate Ren has a remotely strategic or even cunning mind, and plenty to see as far as his failures. As an antagonist, I'm pretty unconcerned of the idea of the guy chasing me.


He's not cunning or strategic, which is why Hux was about to kill him in that brief window. What he is is unhinged and angry and he has a rather large army at his disposal. The First Order has numbers now that there's no government and the Resistance is scrounging for numbers in the Outer Rim. The fact that he's not a strategist, but an emotional figure is the entire point. Here's someone who has an absolute authority over a military and a vendetta against those who slighted him. The threat comes from the fact that he's willing to use the army for his own selfish goals and it's not like there's a governmental or military body set to oppose him.

Even more so of the fleet that saw itself heavily damaged by dropped bombs in circumstances that could have been rather easily avoided by proper troop deployments. The leader in that scene (whatever his name is, escapes me) I remember best for having a face, voice and presentation (the dialogue... god) better suited to a comedy version of nazi germany than a leader part of the remnants of a fairly professional empire that had many able commanders (surely, not all of them were killed on the second death star >.>).


Of course they weren't all killed in the second Death Star, that wasn't even the end of the war. But the Imperial Remnant retreated and licked their wounds/built their numbers back up. The First Order's biggest loss so far has been of a dreadnought (Which is still a decent loss) and its leader, but it at least remains a unified force. The Resistance lost most of its leadership in the wake of Starkiller Base. The First Order is still ahead in the current war as it stands now.

Snoke is a macguffin of power (or if I'm being critical, a wannabe Palpatine, which I don't go into because I acknowledge that a subplot could be that everyone is simply weaker because the truly skilled forces for light and dark are badly depleted), so not much can really be said to where anything about him begins and ends despite his very stupid death.


Snoke was dumb and killing him to make the actual interesting character the antagonist was the best possible move.

More to him than that, but I doubt going on about it would get anywhere.


You're right. He's also noted as being rash and prone to poor decision making, overconfidence and poor planning, and ultimately heroic when the need calls for it. He carried on the traditions of his teachers pretty flawlessly too.

You'd think those elements would be reduced, not expanded.


Expanding on the concepts is what lead to the only decent bit of Star Wars there is, which was an entire narrative about how the Force is stupid and makes no sense. The attempt to make the Force anything less than space wizard mana points was incredibly idiotic and running it back to "Literally anyone can be a Jedi" is a core value of Star Wars that is half the reason so many people like to flail around sticks in the backyard as if they were lightsabers.
Heck yes time for my favorite thing: pointlessly discussing opinions.

-Foremost on my mind is Rey, a character who I believe is simply overpowered and a bad character given her presentation as compared to Luke and later Anakin. She has little development, no real arcs that I'm aware of, succeeds relatively easily in things she attempts, only gets put to a stop when big bad boring and underdeveloped big bad Snoke is involved, absurdly powerful in the force at first glance without a proper justification, and easily stands toe to toe with an edgy wannabe Vader who at least has training by a supposedly very competent dark lord of something who is called Snoke.


This is where I'm gonna jump in to defend Rey since a common misconception about her from episode 7 is that she is a Mary Sue (she isn't) and that her character was established in similar way to Luke from A New Hope. As in: visually. It is contrasted super hard from our introduction to Kylo (who is subverted later due to the introduction to good effect), and to Poe who we are just flatout told is 'the best pilot' Rey's introduction is completely through visual storytelling. She's introduced scavenging through an old Imperial walker, she's shown to be incredibly independent, her makeshift home is basically dug out of wreckage and her putting on of the helmet is about as much of an expression of dream and desire as Luke looking out at the twin suns. This pivots to her meeting BB-8 where her initial reluctance is won over though she's still not exactly interested in it up until the whole exchange at the bazaar.

Rey's development is incomplete but she's in a different place at the end of both movies then she was at the start, which is pretty much the basis of any character in film or story telling. By the end of TFA she's willing to embrace what everyone has called her destiny even though all she wants is to cling to the desperate hope that her parents didn't just leave her to fend for herself. She starts the movie as fiercely independent, then finds the father figure she's always desired, and has to watch as that's taken away from her. Her story parallels that of Luke and it's very deliberate. By the end of ANH, Luke basically single handedly destroys the Death Star; by the end of TFA, Rey's biggest accomplishment is beating a very injured and overly emotional Kylo Ren who isn't even trying to defeat her anyway.

Her arcs thus far are about dealing with loss and disappointment yet still having the hope to push on. She lost her parents, her father figure, a man she idolized from legendary stories turned out to be a massive disappointment, and the guy she thought she could save when others failed him turned out to be the biggest disappointment of them all. Unlike Kylo, her disappointment doesn't send her spiraling down a dark path but instead she intends to use it to grow and improve upon it. There's a reason Yoda blatantly spells out the message of failure in TLJ.

Nothing Rey has done in the movies have been overpowered. She knows how to fly because Unkar lets her take ships to atmo sometimes, she knows how to fix the Falcon because she was there when the modification was installed and Han wasn't. She's shown to be a capable fighter on Jakku and her entire life to that point is one that suggests learning self defense is vital. At most the case is against her use of the Force with no training, but that's how the Force is and it wasn't like she was doing death defying feats. She'd heard the tales of the Jedi, she got a basic overview from Maz Kanata, and she put it into action by bluffing Kylo and tricking a guard. Force sensitives do weird stuff practically unconsciously.

But after Anakin, I'm a little tired of the superpowered birth gimmick.


Good thing that's not what Rey's deal is.

- The First Order is lead by bungling idiots from the inept Ren to Snoke's supposed wisdom but semi-frequent failures (including his inglorious death that he somehow never saw coming) to just the officers who somehow made it that far.


Ren is hardly inept, just emotionally immature, and it's hard to say that the First Order is idiotic considering they're basically winning the conflict and literally made their stamp on the galaxy by taking out the center of the new government. Snoke's wisdom starts and stops with him having knowledge of the Force and basic manipulation tactics. The First Order is made up of people who retreated after the end of the last war, they're Imperial loyalists and those birthed into it, fanatics in other terms. The main problem with them is that their goals are ill defined, but that's because the First Order and the Resistance are just tools to further the development of the main characters.

- The First Order's frequent idiocy is only matched by the Rebel Alliance's also incompetent command and decision making. Unlike earlier movies, it's not a matter of who's smarter. It's a matter of who's stupid enough to make the most fatal mistakes first.


It's the Resistance, the Rebel Alliance stopped being a thing when they won the war. The Resistance scrounged together an offensive that destroyed a system-killing weapon and then took out a dreadnought (albeit in an engagement with too high a cost) all while being understaffed and underfunded. There's no real government anymore and the Resistance never had the official backing of the Republic anyway. They aren't doing so badly for a bunch of people with dwindling numbers.

- I think Luke's character was butchered, outright. Improperly explained and simply unfitting to me.


I disagree entirely. The fact that the guy who staunchly refused to fight his father and the evil raisin man would then go on to do the most Jedi thing in the history of Jedi is a fitting coda to his character.

- I dislike the disney trilogy thus far for the same reasons why I dislike the prequels - presentation, character natures/development, and overall plots. Clearly, the movies fit the times, and the times are a bit scary to me considering how much dumbassery is prevalent in the disney movies


Star Wars has never had dumbass stuff in it. Not like the central conceit of a magical entity that is 'blue is good, red is bad' is dumb or anything!

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