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23 days ago
Current You'd think after like 15 years I'd stop feeling like a fraud when writing posts but I still do which is both a statement on my self confidence and a compliment to how good my partners are as writers
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5 mos ago
Why are you talking about Final Fantasy 10 like that
5 mos ago
Final Fantasy 13 is a top five entry in the franchise but ya'll still ain't ready to have that conversation
6 mos ago
This Bears/Packers game is gonna make me believe in the power of Chicago Pope
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6 mos ago
The older I get the more I start to think BBQ potato chips are the worst flavor, actually.
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Look, I got lost on the way to getting some jajangmyeon and it'd be foolish to leave now.

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If there was one takeaway from all of this it was that sleep had a way of sneaking up on people. When all they had before them was the uncertainty and the looming fear, Ellie Duke had assumed the worst: That they would be taken back, punished rather horrifically for their crime of wanting out, and that the world wouldn't care to remember their names or notice they were gone. It was some sort of small miracle or bitter twist of fate that they came upon the abandoned house. At the time Ellie wanted to voice her opinion, how they should keep moving, how it was possible that this place was under watch. But the only thing louder than her silence was the anguish of her feet having been running all day.

Ellie had little choice but to go with the group decision. While she had so desperately wanted to say something, even just a reassurance, she didn't. She couldn't. The last time she opened her mouth she shattered glass so hard it tore through an adult with a clipboard like he was butter being poked by a hot knife. If anything was likely to give away their position, it was someone who had been turned into some kind of megaphone.

Without speaking, Ellie claimed one of the empty rooms and sank into the bed. She had no plan on sleeping. The adrenaline was too high, she and everyone were obviously on edge and how could anyone sleep at a time like that? Listening to the increased patterns of her heart pumping its blood, her thoughts turned to her would-be stepfather and how he didn't share in the mourning when Ellie was turned over to the supposed authorities. It only added anger to the emotions that were bubbling under the surface.

And in spite of her belief, sleep found its way to Ellie's system. That was why she awoke with a start when the banging on the door started. Her last night's thoughts being on her parents had her almost call out for her mom and ask what was for breakfast before the realization that this room, the bed, and the scratchy pillows weren't familiar sank in. Was this going to be her life now? Running with people who didn't know her from Adam? Too afraid of whatever the hell it was to ever speak again? She was too afraid to even hum or whistle for fear of blowing the door off the hinges.

There was little else to do other than wonder why anyone would choose this for someone. While she didn't exactly know the others, she wasn't going to stay here on her own. For now it was safer with them than without, and that meant dragging her ass down the stairs. Maybe if she closed her eyes and pictured it she would be able to smell pancakes on the griddle.
If there was one game that genuinely defined my childhood it wouldn't be a game most people would associate with things like...fun or whatever it is video games are supposed to be. While I spent a good portion of my youth playing Super Mario World, Super Metroid, Mega Man X (and X2, the best of the X series), Streets of Rage 2 (the game that still has the single best first level song in all of video games bar none), and Super Empire Strikes Back, and while I could go on and on about how Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy 6 doomed me to a life of being an unapologetic JRPG fan, all of those games are stories for another day. Or something.

The game that defined my childhood was Where In The U.S.A. Is Carmen Sandiego?

Back when I was a little Fablet I was a daycare kid. Both my parents worked so I didn't exactly go to kindergarten, I went to daycare that doubled as kindergarten but wasn't really. And honestly what does anyone learn in kindergarten except how to scribble on paper? This daycare had a computer room which was full of crappy old Apple Macintosh's and mostly used for Kid Pix or Pinball or Tetris under the guidance of the staff. I was told that one game on the computer was 'too hard' for kids my age so naturally that just made me want to play it more. That game was Where in the U.S.A. Is Carmen Sandiego?

At the time I didn't know it was an educational game and while other kids would play Oregon Trail just to play the hunting game, every day I was playing this Carmen Sandiego game. For the first couple weeks I didn't know what the hell to do, I was just clicking and watching the little animations of interstate travel happen. It wasn't until one of the staff members helped me understand the point, that I was supposed to read and use clues to find where these crude little cartoon people went where I started to discover how incorrectly I'd been playing.

So I kept at it, and I wound up playing it as intended: looking things up and learning. My profile on the game was tied to a specific machine and there was a notice put up for anyone using the machine that they weren't allowed to mess with my profile. I was just glad to prove people wrong who told me the game was too hard for me. Technically they were kind of right but even though I never actually got far enough to catch Carmen Sandiego, I did learn enough about the United States and about reading to impress the shit out of my grade school teachers - the the point where by like third grade they were letting me read chapter books without pictures.

I've gone back to play it in my adult years thanks to DOS-BOX but that is a game that is very much of a time and place. It did get me to beg my parents to buy me "Carmen Sandiego's Great Chase Through Time" which was my first point and click adventure game and only helped make me even more of an annoying know-it-all shit kid well into grade school.

Carmen Sandiego remains one of my all time favorite video game characters, though I guess she's more of a general 'fictional character' these days. One day I'll catch her again. One day.
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