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21 days ago
Current You'd think after like 15 years I'd stop feeling like a fraud when writing posts but I still do which is both a statement on my self confidence and a compliment to how good my partners are as writers
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5 mos ago
Why are you talking about Final Fantasy 10 like that
5 mos ago
Final Fantasy 13 is a top five entry in the franchise but ya'll still ain't ready to have that conversation
5 mos ago
This Bears/Packers game is gonna make me believe in the power of Chicago Pope
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6 mos ago
The older I get the more I start to think BBQ potato chips are the worst flavor, actually.
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Look, I got lost on the way to getting some jajangmyeon and it'd be foolish to leave now.

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Pokémon good

Death Stranding bad


You just don't understand Kojima's masterpiece you fucking SHILL
I think Star Wars is dumb but I also really love Star Wars so I'm excited to watch The Mandalorian even though I don't like Mandos and I am immeasurably excited for Episode 9 even though I don't think it'll be as wonderful as The Last Jedi. I'm just really excited and in a Star Wars frenzy for the rest of the year, thanks Disney+!
Why are so many people against the word "marijuana," let alone talking about it?


Drugs are bad, mmkay
Hmmmm perhaps




so what you're telling me is rpg got chefs up in here


I can cook the fuck out of some soul food we eatin some hoppin' john and cornbread
American Trudge Simulator (Death Stranding) would be a better game if it took out the ghosts and the pretentious Kojima writing. It wouldn't be, like, good but it would be better. The best thing in the game, apart from the social elements, is when the camera pulls out and Icelandic folk rock serenades you as you approach the destination or just cross an empty field in solitude and reflection.

But then the game drops invisible ghost guys on you and just adds more systems and mechanics that don't work well together and makes you go even slower in a game where your top foot speed is 'slower than a turtle's ass' and then your dumb baby is crying and being a baby so you have to rock the fucking controller but not too quickly and oh fuck you turned too quickly now all your cargo is in the fucking water god dammit now people are talking at me for five minutes telling me how to open a menu and press X fuck this.

If the game just did away with the stealth ghost bits and focused more on the initial hurdle of traveling in a non-wifi area it would be better for it. The terrain, the MULEs who attack if you're carrying cargo, the time rain, and plotting the fastest route while balancing tools and cargo is already a fair challenge for the player, throwing stealth sections at you because oh no the wifi isn't up and it's raining just makes it even more of a chore. And it's not like it's any more fun to use the shit and piss and blood grenades on them, it just makes it take longer in a different manner.

There are sometimes moments of, like, genuine artistry but it's sandwiched between too many mechanics that don't work in sync and Hideo Kojima smelling his own farts and expecting you to enjoy the smell with him.

Game's not fun, 10/10 GOTY
The waffles from my chicken and waffle dinner were cooked perfectly so I have that going for me I guess
@Ambra O..oh...okay then
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