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3 yrs ago
Current "Is this a joke? What, you think--You think I can't deal with a CAT?"
5 yrs ago
"You're a slave to history."
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6 yrs ago
"He was infuriated to see Jinguuji-san eating with another man."
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7 yrs ago
"When you get to the point where you can laugh at your mistakes, you'll find new things to replace what you lost."
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7 yrs ago
"Damn stupid sun, making it morning whenever it wants even though I'm sleepy. Who does it think it is? Doesn't it know it has me to thank for its continued existence? "
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You showed up.

One way or another, you've arrived at my profile. You've taken a wrong turn in an alleyway because you didn't pay enough attention to your map. You've heard of something cool and new and thought maybe you'd see what all the fuss is about? Or maybe it is that you noticed like me updating my status or were lurking through an RP or something I am in and just kinda clicked my profile, that happens too. Regardless, you'll come to learn that your actions have consequences. Not this one since you can always just, like, leave.

I have a few names and I don't mind being called whatever you fancy at that given time. KingofTheSpectrum, FamishedPants, ChadChadlainn. Any derivative of these is fine as well. Most tend to use Pants, however. I'm nearing my thirties and enjoy games, anime, V-tubers, and visual novels. You can find my still-obsolete list here as it contains everything important on it.

As for games particularly, I am a huge fan of Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid, Nier and its sequel, FFXIV, and recently, Project Wingman.I tend to lean towards shooters and action games, but I have also wasted 8+ years on League of Legends. I think the only games I tend to avoid are card games and sports games, but there can always be exceptions.

For anime, I tend to watch whatever looks entertaining. It doesn't have to be good. I've seen a lot of the generic, poor-quality isekai harems that are out there. It's difficult to remember what I actually genuinely like, but Chaika the Coffin Princess comes to mind, as well as FMA: Brotherhood. I'm currently enjoying Tokyo Revengers.

I've read my fair share of visual novels, as my list would tell you. I can't recommend going through Muv Luv Extra/Unlimited, then playing Alternative enough! Big fan of Rance, Grisaia no Kajitsu, and Demonbane as well. I could probably go on and on about them, but I'll stop here.

Also, fuck you, Broken.

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@Letter Bee

Heinrich Ford is basically hero #3 so I wouldn't recommend him.

villain #2 sounds similar to Beetlegoose, but I'm sure if you discussed with Fiddle and others you could have him join the crew of evil douchebags that seems to be forming (2 members, I believe at the current moment).

I'm personally not seeing the reason one would play a poacher in this RP. I would say your best bet would either be Villain #2 if his abilities are allowed, or maybe the first person to genuinely give a shit about all the new people arriving from A WHOLE NEW WORLD.

@FamishedPants Please, get on my level. I introduced a whole new level of romance. Romancing a virgin whore inside a no-sex brothel and...(wait for it)..HAVING SEX in the no-sex brothel.


Pssh, I bet you kiss girls too faggot :^)

THE ONLY REAL ROMANCE IN THIS RP IS BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS DRINK.

Aleph is gonna get drunk, it's 5'oclock somewhere.
<Snipped quote by Spriggs27>

Are any of these characters doing nothing


Heinrich indirectly called Aya and Dante idiots and then pushed (or walked) his way out of the room. You could respond to that if you want, since Dante is looking to speak to Aya.
Heinrich actually begun waking up relatively early compared to his old habit. He used to eat breakfast at close to 1pm.

At this point, the stress from not being alone like usual is getting to him. It might be best for Heinrich to meditate as well. Of course, the mansion suddenly seems to be under attack by a flock of OCs ON TOP of the clustfuck that was the people Vesta brought home with her.

Jeez, I hope she never gets drunk or she'll have some 'splainin to do with her parents, I'm sure.

Also fuck you @Sir Lurksalot you reminded me I need to shave.
Man don't be like me and procrastinate until the last moment. I got about a week's worth of schoolwork to do by 12:00am (6 hours from now) and that sounds like it's going to be rough, on account of me needing to do 2 projects. Also my school website is down again.

I don't think I'm getting my diploma.

Oh well, memes are all I need to sustain me.

How's life going for everybody else? Good, I would hope.
@liferusher

Well maybe if you put out some quality dank content like this, then I would be inclined to watch your videos. Putting up any OSU videos on difficulties higher than normal triggers me. :^)
I have added Heinrich into my last post.
@demonspade64

Don't quote me because I could certainly be wrong but I believe Avery has returned to the mansion.

Aleph Banton



"..."






...and yet, he had not been able to let go of his childish game for the majority of his life. How many people had he troubled with his immature behavior? How many friends could he had made were it not for his eccentricity? He was sure that the number by now was uncountable, that he had missed more opportunities than he had spent alive in seconds. And he had nobody to blame but himself.

"I said I'm fi--"

Aleph's voice rose to almost a shout in an instant, but he had caught himself just as fast when he came to realize the person speaking to him was not the same nameless waitress from before. He immediately felt guilty. Even if it was that same girl, he should not be yelling.

After all, they were sparing the effort to be concerned about someone like him.

"Oh... I apologize for that. I don't... well, I'm not quite in the right state of mind currently." Aleph found it rather hard to speak his mind right now. Confidence had certainly never been an issue with the man until now, so it was strange to find it difficult to form the sentences he wanted right away like he was used to.

Aleph attempted to give the horned stranger a firm handshake, but it came out a bit weaker than intended.

He was about half-sure this guy was here to take him to hell or some equivalent, but what use would there be in fighting it? Whether it was good luck or bad luck that this man showed up, Aleph would at least be kind enough not the refuse such a generous offer. "A pint may be just what I need. I'll take you up on that."

Aleph did not particularly care for any kind of booze, but that could likely be attributed to the fact that getting drunk was a lot more enjoyable when you had people to get drunk with, which Aleph sorely lacked. And besides, a hero did not have such a luxury. Getting drunk impaired your ability to fight! What if a demon attacked while he was vulnerable?

Well... he wasn't actually a hero. He was just some nobody, so it was probably fine if he let loose now.

The same waitress from before had shown up very shortly looking brilliantly bright in comparison to Aleph's dark gloom. Aleph ordered, and then presumably his new acquaintance did too, before she left the table.

"Ah, I should introduce myself since you were so kind. I'm Aleph Banton, the-... Well, just Aleph would be fine." introducing himself as a hero had become such a habit to him that it was going to be hard to shake off. He would need to watch that in the future so that he did not give anybody the wrong impression that he was strong or useful. "If that's how I look, then I guess it's not too far from the truth."

"It don't give a shite what time it is, ale or mead, to the brim!"

Aleph briefly looked over towards the shouting woman before turning back to this Olipher fellow. "Guess I am not the only one who could use a drink." he gave a small and forced laugh.

Conversation was a bit too difficult for Aleph to start right now, as the world "useless" repeatedly assaulted him from inside his own mind.






Things certainly did escalate rather quickly last night. From offering his help to a stranger who managed not to become obsessed with him to watching people fight each other for literally no reason, one could safely say that yesterday was... exhausting. That is why he immediately fell asleep in a chair in the corner of the room he had been instructed to lay Aya in, as she was the second girl he had been made to put to bed. With no energy left to even leave the room, he recalled slumping down in a chair and just dozing off.

So naturally, he was awoken by the knocking on the door.

Even in his sleep, his divine blessing was active. If Aya had not seen him when she woke up and searched the room, it was likely because he looked just like The Thinker statue, or part of the scenery. That was just how aesthetically pleasing he was. But, likely as he began to wake and stir, she might have noticed him in the corner as he stood up and stretched, fabulously, approaching the door just before Dante himself could open it. Perhaps he would have been startled by the door suddenly opening and even stumbled forwards and fell. But if that were the case, all he would be stopped by the chest of one fabulous man known as Heinrich, who was acting as a wall of sorts.

"You're both terribly lucky that Celestia did not put you six feet under." he sternly told both of them while glaring at Dante. He could at least realize that Vesta wasn't somebody to piss off, and Aya was taunting someone who was trying to kill her. Perhaps he was worried? That wasn't like him, but normally he shouldn't even care about two strangers. It was a... strange feeling.

Whether Dante stepped out of Heinrich's way or he was simply pushed out of it by Heinrich, the fabulous man fabulously took his leave in search of the master of the house. He did believe he should thank the woman for allowing him to stay the night, even if he never did lead her to that establishment she had wanted to go to.

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