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21 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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30 days ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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Character sheet creation marathon's over. Here is the first version of it :)



Týfurkh honestly had not expected for his plan to work out this brilliantly, but either Tayla was as good of a devilish actor as she was a relentless fighter when she gave every reason for others to believe that she was expecting immediate doom or she truly had been injured badly.

Either way he had no intention of wasting any time. Hopefully Tayla didn't know it, but it would certainly have been a good thing if he had been able to tell Karina openly that his magic was exhausted for the moment. Týfurkh had to switch back to conventional weapons and that ment retrieving and reloading his crossbow. Luckily though Karina seem to have things under pretty good contorl while the aforementioned process was underway...

In fact his companion seemed so confident about her own capability to continue the fight if necessary that Týfurkh started to wonder if he could turn his attention to other things. They had not come here alone, there were others of their group still deep below in the bowels of the tower probably facing off other cultist threats.

"Karina ? If it's okay I'll head downstairs and see after the others so you don't get surprised up here." He didn't expect a detailed answer for not paying any attention to Tayla for even a very brief moment had already proven to be a very dangerous thing. "If you need me just shout and I'll come back as fast as possible!" he added seconds later.

With his crossbow restocked and back in action the giant turned around and left the wooden platform that too had had to pay a price for the fight raging on it, given the various damaged spots that hadn't been there just minutes earlier. Týfurkh didn't pay much attention to the two three men littering the ground in front of the staircases entrace, he simply guided his feet carefully around their bodies before rushing downwards as fast as he could.

The follower of the art of Canor had no idea that, in fact, right now some cultists were on their way up...
"Hello Ash!" Vadym reciprocated the greeting before pondering about the other words. "Not simple letters you say ? Well, I think that depends on your point of view. For the average reader they obviously are intended for giving the pattern of their distribution they so far must seem to be. So would you like to introduce me deeper into the reason for their existence ? I'm not entirely sure who the last mystic is and what his deeds might be ?"

Now Vadym truly was curious. One could see how he concentrated much more on Ashton than on anyone else in the room, including the precense of the dragon woman who clearly was outstanding in her own right as well.




The gargoyle was a humongous beast, leaving behind deep, clawed traces in the mud of the roads that had the potential to leave people behind in fear the next morning. However he too was bound to the force of gravity and thus couldn't avoid this to happen without flying, but he couldn't to anything else while flying. On the plus side for some people it might be rather ease to keep track of him for Blake...

Now the gargoyle too encountered one of the mysterious parchments that still happened to lie around. He wasn't a good reader though, so deciphering and understanding the meaning of the message would take a considerable amonut of time.
Tomorrow, I will work on, and do my best to complete, my character. Get ready for a bare-fisted, idealistic monk hunk.


A more gentle, less pointy-eared and more adorable An-Hasst? You make me curious!
@Stormflyx@POOHEAD189

In case I have not yet managed to convince any of you that I'm bad and an evil spirit in general I'd like to throw my hat into this ring in order to try and mend deteriorate... mend in my wicked coordinate system it is!... reputation.
"Well, I'd not be so sure if spreading a simple piece of parchment on the street would only attract the best ones, but personally I've come here with the very serious intent if picking up that job you're offering. I'll try to do my best." Vadym spoke slowly, but seriously. He was partially busy thinking already and that was quite obvious, but still he didn't break his visual focus onto Ash.

Then Ash entered, causing Vadym to turn on his heels and starting to inspect her briefly.
"Hm. It seems now we're already two. So one or two more and we're ready to go, right ?"
Vadym approached Ash and stretched out his large hand, smiling gently.
"Sorry. I probably should have introduced myself first to you: I'm Vadym, mage. And you ? I'm curious..."




While circling in the air and waiting for the last rays of light to disappear, the gargoyle had no true path to follow. He wasn't aware of any Blake and that this certain guy was getting the impression of being pursued by the enormous flying creature, he just was waiting. However and probably to both their fortunes light was fading away rapidly now and the gargoyle started to reduce his altitude gently. When the last light was gone he landed on an open and empty path a few dozen yards away from the village, his eyes being able to penetrate the night. Now he'd need to take care of the candlelight coming out of more and more windows, but this was a rather minor issue. Also he'd have to be careful about his incredible weight causing thudding steps in the mud...

He did not expect anyone to roam the streets currently, at least he had not spotted blake. So as the gargoyle entered the village carefully an unexpected encounter could very well occur.
Vodilic


Vodilic was not amused. It was written in abundant clarity in his face, it was indicated by his teeth gnashing, it was a rather reasonably reaction in the first place probably -- and still it was an understatement at this point. Vodilic was boiling internally, staring at Prudence with a mixture of disbelief and hatred while it was difficult to determine which component was dominating. The man did not spent a single glance on the misery that had just been dumped onto his lap, he could tell by the warmth -- and the fluids -- slowly penetrating his clothes that it was a lot. A lot he had wanted to eat.

Now he had fantasies about eating her. Hairs torn out first, then torn apart limb by limb, then a knife rammed into her throat in order to make her lose her remaining blood like an animal on the slaughtering block, then thrown into boiling water and cooked. Unfortunately she didn't seem to have much flesh on her bones, but that amount still had to be a huge lot compared to the void in her pretty skull...

Vodilic shook his head and blinked his eyes several times, trying to shake off these nonsense. He was enough of a realist to know that he wouldn't get anywhere with even trying to execute this kind of violence right here, right now. There were guards, there was the king, there might even be more persons he has not yet even noticed and as much as a reflex from any of those could be enough to change the entire game again. So what should he do now in order to vent steam ? This stupid girl even had the audacity to hide something behind her back! Maybe it was nothing, maybe it was a fork, maybe it was another bowl of precious food she wanted to dispose of onto his head.

Then the giant couldn't hold back anymore. He literally screamed at her at a volume this palace probably had not encountered for a very long time:
You ignorant, brain-dead slut! How dare you! We've just been saved from the gallows and you do nothing but grin at me after this nonsense!
Vodilic jumped onto the table, his knees hitting it hard as he crawled along the now mostly empty upper side of it towards her. Needless to say that there still was a considerable amount of edible debris left on his lap that now fell back onto the table before being crushed by his legs as he moved forwards. The table sagged, it clearly wasn't designed for this kind of move from someone of Vodilic's enormity. He didn't care, he was enraged. He launched a ball of spittle right into the direction of Prudence's face before continuing his rant in a more cold tone:
If there's anything in that bony thing in front of me, let me say that I rarely forget about things like this. Have I made myself clear ?

Vodilic repeated his last question more angryly again.
@Atrophy I'll try to get my reply up tomorrow if not this evening.
The sight that unfolded in front of An-Hasst did not exactly add to the Skayleigh's comfort. Wasn't this supposed to be a game of hide-and-seek ? Now of course his knowledge of a true giant's culture was anything but very profound, but still he strongly supposed that hammering onto some object with ferocity was not an ordinary part of the game... The problem was that he couldn't see what it was they were attacking, but An-Hasst's gut feeling was quick to realize that the possibility of it being Calanon was very real. If this was true their elven companion either was damn fast on his feet or already dead.

The Skayleigh lept forward, compensating for a bunch of the smaller sized bumps of the rocky ground, but only barely managed to stop his supersized self in front of a cliff that was way too high in order to skipped by jumping downwards. Trying to calculate his momentum, An-Hasst reversed a few steps, then started to sprint and jumped as forcefully as he could. The other side of the cliff passed right below his feet before his not so subtle landing. An-Hasst probably could not expect others of the party to follow him as quickly, at least not all of them.

"Calanon!" his thunderous, shouting voice roamed accross the landscape. He honestly hoped to attract some of the giants' attention since now he could see that they indeed were attacking their elven companion. While repeating his callout, An-Hasst continued his approach as quickly as he could.

@The Fated Fallen@POOHEAD189@BCTheEntity@Gardevoiran
He should go enrage and bite and claw his answer out of his conversational partner! :)

Wait... That's what my character might have done. Speaking of which... @POOHEAD189 Am I allowed to describe what the giants are attacking once An-Hasst has come in closer or is he going to be interrupted in his approach. I'm asking because just letting him run there might be a quite short post.
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