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20 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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29 days ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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Most Recent Posts

This sounds intriguing :)
Now I really hate to say this, but given the fact that Tortoise has not been on for 15 days without any notice I'd like to officially request a timeout for him. I've been stuck for a month by now while the story has been progressing for everyone else and I already feel as if I've lost touch with my own character. @POOHEAD189
alright, lots of tentative interest. If I throw up an OOC page, @Kassarock @POOHEAD189 @Hank @fetzen are you still inclined to join? No worries if not!

@Rapid Reader @The Wyrm @Andreyich You folks seemed most enthused. Any interest in starting a discord to share ideas I can incorporate into the OP?


Yes and yes.
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Signature like mine.
My heart rate and stress levels sky rocket after drinking coffee.


For me it depends on the coffee and my daily condition. Sometimes I can drink coffee without end, sometimes one tiny cup with a bit of milk makes me feel like close to a heart attack.

I don't drink any noticeable amounts of alcohol either. Even without any alcohol addiction problems in my family. So it is definitely possible to survive without that stuff :)
Depends on whether Edgar wants to grab/enchant/teleport her away before Mael does. Don't want to snatch opportunities away too much @POOHEAD189
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