Why is this thread now the home to every US-centered political debate in the Guild? This is supposed to be a place where everyone can bitch their heart out without being judged or being insulted by anyone else! This is a place where we can be as ugly as we want to be and not feel like shit! I propose we take all the saltiness and we move it over to the ocean where it belongs. Make the Guild great gain.
- Astarte notices the message sent to her by Vestec and the small "battle" that happened between him and Jvan. - She goes to the Sepulchre to meet up with Vestec but finds both him and Slough gone, with a huge mass of horrifying flesh in their place. Jvan. - Astarte contemplates how Illunabar could make the ugly being prettier and after a moment, tells Jvan's avatar that she should ask Illunabar for a perfume. - Astarte then left the Sepulchre and sent a message to Vestec, asking him about his location.
No might or free points used.
A message from Vestec, followed by a burst of divine energy the likes of Jvan's. Then a hole was torn right through the planet and shortly after, the Divine Scene was relatively quiet again.
That's when Astarte chose to reply to Vestec's message, by nothing less than showing up at the place from where he had sent it from.
It turned out to be the Deadwood Sepulchre, A small playground of sorts to Slough. Only it wasn't a playground, and it wasn't small. Truly, Astarte doubted anything or anyone would ever dare play in the place. The mere air seemed unnaturally still. So Astarte looked around.
"AH!"
She jumped behind a nearby rock once she saw the thing. The thing was an abomination. Horrifying, ugly, shouldn't even be alive and in need of being subject to Illunabar's prettifying touch. It seemed to be investigating a place nearby. Where Slough had been up until now, Astarte expected.
Ugh, Astarte groaned and brought a hand to her nose, this thing reeks like Big after two months of not taking a bath.
The thing's ugliness hopefully wasn't contagious, so Astarte had no reason to keep hiding. She stood up, walked over to the gag-inducing bunch of flesh, and spoke up.
"You should go ask Illunabar for a perfume, Jvan's mole." Astarte said as she avoided looking at the thing. With that, Astarte disappeared from the Sepulchre and sent Vestec a message.
'Vestec! You send me a message and when I go meet you, you're no longer there. Tell me where you are now so I can drop a rock on your head, you faceless loony.'
There does exist a search function. It takes about 20 seconds to click Search Topic, select IC, enter Lugubrious's username, then hit search.
I wasn't aware of the search function. Thanks for telling me, though my internet is quite spotty and I might ask for favours similar to the last one in the future.
I've been looking for the post where the Sepulcher was made, just to have the pleasure of reading its creation. I can't find it, though, could someone forward me to it, please?
Edit: Also, I want to apologize for not reading much at all so far. I realize it's rude as all hell, so I'll try to read every post from now on. I love the way you guys write, and I'd be damned if I missed out on your words because of a simple attention span problem!