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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Lucius Cypher
I thought Bonesword made it across before the storm (at least I said that in the post I did)

@Lonewolf685
You right. If anything he'd be the one who knocked the swordsman off.

@The 42nd Gecko
*idubbbz intensifies*
@Lonewolf685
This is fair.
@KoL
To clear up some things...

1 - Bonesword as a character doesn't know the bridge cannot be destroyed unless Hohenheim destroys it on purpose, so he's under the idea it can be destroyed (unless it was outright stated and he's just a friggin dumbass, which is entirely plausible)

2 - Going off of what @The 42nd Gecko said a bit ago, the loss of his entire body doesn't slow him down (also he has no organs, for more clarification). Coupling this with how he can take another skeleton's body, and due to my guessing that Hohenheim has some skeletons lying around in the castle, you can really only kill him by breaking his skull. If only the skull made it across, he could technically still stay in this fight although he'd probably submit to anyone who he cannot hurt.

3 - If I don't need to edit my post, he made it across that damnable bridge. Right now he's just waiting at the other side of said bridge for other Machina people to also get across, namely Ni-Mu. I don't think he is far enough in to really be ambushed.

4 - If he doesn't trigger the traps, wouldn't it just be good to assume he started running, did a stupid jump where he flipped the bird at the other side of the bridge, then continued running where he tumbled to the end of the bridge where he left the alcohol for Miyu and waited for other Machina?

I don't mean to be rude or anything of that sort, and I admit that my post wasn't good (that bridge is a clusterfuck of business), so I can understand any confusion within anything.

@TheWindel
Depression, if I recall correctly. Entirely possible I'm wrong though, so don't use me as a primary source.
Bonesword
~Alchemist's Castle~


Just his luck, every other side started firing off at those on the bridge as the swordsman was making his way, although he was now at the halfway point of the bridge and could decently sprint to the end of that bridge. Once he heard the detonations, however, was the time that Bonesword began to sprint through the rest of the bridge. It was going to give way with all the traffic on it, but that didn't stop the swordsman from doing some split-second thinking as he jumped when he was directly over a detonation. Sadly for those who rigged it, Bonesword was propelled into the air towards the end of the bridge and beginning of the gate. The armor the skeleton was wearing was able to block most of the damage, but it wouldn't continue to hold if it took a lot more... honestly the skeleton was surprised he was able to actually survive that blast and was in the air flying. Anyway, while he was flying towards the end of the bridge, he couldn't help but turn around mid-flight and flip a single finger on his hand up towards the person who triggered the damnable explosion as the skeleton tumbled within the gate just in time to avoid Dorafraki's newly-summoned storm.

Bonesword spoke through the Machina Comms next once he made it across. "Hate to tell you this, but those traps you set are probably good for nothing now. Demons and Angels are teaming for right now, and they just pretty much destroyed that bridge... they got me across though, so that's helpful." Bonesword did a quick check of his stuff before he remembered Syphax existed, and as such he yelled over to him. "Syphax! Good luck man! If it's you and me at the top, we're going to settle it like men!" The swordsman also noticed the discarding of Miyu's alcohol, and out of sympathy put down his bottle of whiskey by the gate and pressed on towards the elevators, where he decided he would wait for any other Machina forces before pressing forward.

@KoL@Flamelord@Ryonara@Mega Birb@The 42nd Gecko
I thought i posted a while ago... I'm still here.
@Lonewolf685
I mean if he uses an explosion to propel himself across he can... or at least his head will.

With that being considered, I am now gonna post.
@Lonewolf685
You set off a series of detonations along the bridge, yes?
Bonesword
~Alchemist's Castle~


After a quick wave to Syphax, the swordsman nodded towards Tatiana, and climbed off Stumpy to untie the knapsack attached to him. The little stump would unfortunately have to stay behind for this, as it would be a bit risky to have him go across the bridge with Tatiana and Bonesword. The swordsman dismissed the stump as it fell into the ground with a thud, and the swordsman drew one of his swords as he began to speak to Tatiana while the two were in front of the bridge. "Now, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm gonna go first. I weigh less than you with all that armor, and it'd be less risky that way." The skeleton didn't wait for approval, as he started to cross the bridge very carefully. He drew another sword and used both of the ones he had out as a way to balance as he crossed the bridge at a fast, but cautious pace. The skeleton even had his breathing as steady as a snipers gun whole he crossed the bridge, and the only interruption he came across was a communication call from Machina Commander Hibiki, to which he responded to.

"Bonesword reporting in. I'm crossing the bridge as I speak. This damnable thing is bound to bust at any damn second. As for the possible opposition here, I have two swords primed and ready for both Demons and Angels alike. The way I see it, if we can get the Angels and Demons fighting each other somewhere in the castle, we can push far ahead. The only issue is when we get to the special elevators, as that will split us up greatly and our combined strength will be spread out. I'll think more when I get across this bridge. Bonesword out." He stopped transmitting communications after that, and went back to focusing on crossing this bridge. In the case this bridge broke down while Bonesword was crossing it, the skeleton could latch onto the bridge and climb it as a ladder to get to the gate. If not... well... he'd have to be a good shot with his belongings.

@KoL@Flamelord@Ryonara@Mega Birb
@Banana

That should be fine. The bridge I mean.


THIS IS TOO VAGUE I'M NOT PUTTING A VINE UNDER THE BRIDGE.
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